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09-13-2009, 09:48 PM
Check out this post of a Wes Sims interview. Funny as hell.
Wes Sims is a seriously insane and disgusting man! (not to mention funny)
In this interview he talks about being homeless before the show (living in a sleeping bag under the hwy apparently), porn, gay shit, damaging girls internal organs during sex and Phil Baroni's tiny dick..
Here are some excerpts and the whole thing is at the link provided. The guy is fucking funny.
What have you been doing since you finished shooting the show?
Lots and lots of interviews . . . I really want to start working on my porn career. Yeah. Let's not elaborate that, let's not go into that. Just quote me, "I want to start working on my porn career."
Who has done porn and fought in the UFC?
Aaron Brink was a porn star. You got Dick Delaware. Kimbo Slice was a porn star before he was Kimbo Slice.
Yeah, he was the bodyguard of the MILF . . .
Of the MILF Hunter, that's right. Frank Trigg did some gay shit.
Isn't he married?
Whatever, I just know he did some gay pictures. 'Nuff said . . . do you want me to keep going? Give me enough time, I can think of some more.
I talked to Scott Junk who said no one was putting semen in anyone's food this season. Can you confirm that?
I didn't put no semen in no one's food, and no one better have put no semen in my food. If anybody puts semen in my food, I'm pushing their shit in next time, quote me on that. I watch it, and I see somebody did something to something I ate, next time I see 'em, they're on blast. I'm pushing their shit in.
With like a baseball bat or something?
Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh. The real thing. Yeah. I ain't going gay again, but I'll tell ya, I'm pushing their shit in.
Would you invest in a steakhouse owned by Kimbo Slice?
Yes, yes I would. I'm going to tell you one thing I wouldn't do.
What?
I wouldn't give one fucking penny to Roy Nelson if it had anything to do with food because that fat fuck ate everything he got his hands on. That pig-eating mother-fucker wolfed down, I mean he uprooted a shrub out back and ate it. I ain't ever seen anything like it. I grew up on a farm, and we didn't have pigs that hungry.
I guess he's called "Big Country" for a reason.
Fat Ass! We call him Fat Ass. That man has a growth over his belt line that at any point could erupt! Have you ever seen Total Recall?
Yeah man, I love that movie.
You remember, "AHH! QUAID!" That's a man! That's a man under his shirt! There's another human being in there. Ridiculous fat. Roy, go on a diet.
He's with a lovely lady.
Newsflash, she ain't in it for your appearance. That ridiculous haircut and that gut? Either he makes a lot of money and she takes it, or she's cheating on him. Quote me . . . I'm just telling ya, quote me, he either makes a lot of money and she takes it or she's cheating on him.
Did you guys have to wank it a lot?
There was no wanking. I tell ya, there was cameras everywhere. There was just no opportunity. I wasn't doing it unless I was getting paid for it.
How do you handle that?
It sucks! It sucks, how could it not? Another fact, there ain't nobody I could look at in that house and wanna go yank it.
So do you leave and go back home and find a piece of ass to unleash all that pent up torment?
Are you kidding me? I flew a chick out there and I started beating the fuck out of her immediately. I had my girl fly out and I fucked the shit out of her in the hotel. I locked us in the hotel; we didn't get out for an entire day.
Did you paralyze her or what?
Oh my God. At first go was horrible for myself because it was just ridiculous. But after that, I about ripped her guts out. I tell ya one thing . . . if I was someone waiting to get her kidney or something, I'd be dead because her shit's all bruised up.
So it's kind of like you were pushing in and taking things out back on the way out?
Oh the shit was fucking -- yeah, it was a mess.
So what's the dirtiest thing you've ever seen Phil Baroni do?
Man, I just think some of those internet pictures where his pants are hiked down well below his belt line just above his incredibly small penis. And it just makes me sick. I can't imagine some of the shit he's done. I can only assume, I can only assume he's had unprotected gay sex for money. And quote me for that, please
411mania.com: MMA - 411 MMA Interview - Wes Sims (http://www.411mania.com/MMA/columns/116016/411-MMA-Interview---Wes-Sims.htm)
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Wes Sims is a seriously insane and disgusting man! (not to mention funny)
In this interview he talks about being homeless before the show (living in a sleeping bag under the hwy apparently), porn, gay shit, damaging girls internal organs during sex and Phil Baroni's tiny dick..
Here are some excerpts and the whole thing is at the link provided. The guy is fucking funny.
What have you been doing since you finished shooting the show?
Lots and lots of interviews . . . I really want to start working on my porn career. Yeah. Let's not elaborate that, let's not go into that. Just quote me, "I want to start working on my porn career."
Who has done porn and fought in the UFC?
Aaron Brink was a porn star. You got Dick Delaware. Kimbo Slice was a porn star before he was Kimbo Slice.
Yeah, he was the bodyguard of the MILF . . .
Of the MILF Hunter, that's right. Frank Trigg did some gay shit.
Isn't he married?
Whatever, I just know he did some gay pictures. 'Nuff said . . . do you want me to keep going? Give me enough time, I can think of some more.
I talked to Scott Junk who said no one was putting semen in anyone's food this season. Can you confirm that?
I didn't put no semen in no one's food, and no one better have put no semen in my food. If anybody puts semen in my food, I'm pushing their shit in next time, quote me on that. I watch it, and I see somebody did something to something I ate, next time I see 'em, they're on blast. I'm pushing their shit in.
With like a baseball bat or something?
Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh. The real thing. Yeah. I ain't going gay again, but I'll tell ya, I'm pushing their shit in.
Would you invest in a steakhouse owned by Kimbo Slice?
Yes, yes I would. I'm going to tell you one thing I wouldn't do.
What?
I wouldn't give one fucking penny to Roy Nelson if it had anything to do with food because that fat fuck ate everything he got his hands on. That pig-eating mother-fucker wolfed down, I mean he uprooted a shrub out back and ate it. I ain't ever seen anything like it. I grew up on a farm, and we didn't have pigs that hungry.
I guess he's called "Big Country" for a reason.
Fat Ass! We call him Fat Ass. That man has a growth over his belt line that at any point could erupt! Have you ever seen Total Recall?
Yeah man, I love that movie.
You remember, "AHH! QUAID!" That's a man! That's a man under his shirt! There's another human being in there. Ridiculous fat. Roy, go on a diet.
He's with a lovely lady.
Newsflash, she ain't in it for your appearance. That ridiculous haircut and that gut? Either he makes a lot of money and she takes it, or she's cheating on him. Quote me . . . I'm just telling ya, quote me, he either makes a lot of money and she takes it or she's cheating on him.
Did you guys have to wank it a lot?
There was no wanking. I tell ya, there was cameras everywhere. There was just no opportunity. I wasn't doing it unless I was getting paid for it.
How do you handle that?
It sucks! It sucks, how could it not? Another fact, there ain't nobody I could look at in that house and wanna go yank it.
So do you leave and go back home and find a piece of ass to unleash all that pent up torment?
Are you kidding me? I flew a chick out there and I started beating the fuck out of her immediately. I had my girl fly out and I fucked the shit out of her in the hotel. I locked us in the hotel; we didn't get out for an entire day.
Did you paralyze her or what?
Oh my God. At first go was horrible for myself because it was just ridiculous. But after that, I about ripped her guts out. I tell ya one thing . . . if I was someone waiting to get her kidney or something, I'd be dead because her shit's all bruised up.
So it's kind of like you were pushing in and taking things out back on the way out?
Oh the shit was fucking -- yeah, it was a mess.
So what's the dirtiest thing you've ever seen Phil Baroni do?
Man, I just think some of those internet pictures where his pants are hiked down well below his belt line just above his incredibly small penis. And it just makes me sick. I can't imagine some of the shit he's done. I can only assume, I can only assume he's had unprotected gay sex for money. And quote me for that, please
411mania.com: MMA - 411 MMA Interview - Wes Sims (http://www.411mania.com/MMA/columns/116016/411-MMA-Interview---Wes-Sims.htm)
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