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esplendido
10-03-2009, 01:57 PM
That's right! Punk the haterz! Fuck the soccer mom gyms. Lick my sweaty balls, Planet Fitness/Bally's/*enter name of lame fucking gym here*.....

Yeah, that was me hollering back there by the lifting platform. I was pounding out a few reps in deadlifts, using weight that approximates the gay Prius you drive! I have more sweat beading off my balls after 5 reps than you manufacture in a week.

And the pin on the pulldown machine is bent. I had to use it on the low row station to hang a 45lb plate on that weakass stack just to get a pump. Is there anyone in the fucking gym that has any muscle?

What? Someone complained that I dropped the dumbbells again? Tell you what, punkasstwink....if you can even pick up the dumbbells I just dropped, I'll quit dropping them.

I'm bad for business because people are afraid to workout around me? I'm the fucking biggest, baddest, strongest monster in the gym! They should bring their folding soccer chairs in and sit their lazy asses down and take notes as I train! What the fuck do you sell to people here?

The next MFer that answers a cell phone while I'm doing a set is going to be skewered on the end of the Tbar and I'm going to do rows with him!

Look, you metrosexual gayass wannabe...you're dime a dozen at the clubs. I'm the one making women wet and getting the props from the guys when they stand next to slabs of real, hard earned muscle. I walk into restaurants and jaws drop. You walk in and they're handing you an application for wait staff. Lift a fucking weight!!!!

I'll step down from my soapbox at this point and open it up for the rest of you to jump in.......

Suzy Brown
10-03-2009, 01:59 PM
Thanks for starting a thread about me but why in the masters section? I'm only 24.

blu2xtreme
10-03-2009, 02:05 PM
Bodyhard what's taking you so long to get in here:D

bodyhard
10-03-2009, 02:08 PM
That's right! Punk the haterz! Fuck the soccer mom gyms. Lick my sweaty balls, Planet Fitness/Bally's/*enter name of lame fucking gym here*.....

Yeah, that was me hollering back there by the lifting platform. I was pounding out a few reps in deadlifts, using weight that approximates the gay Prius you drive! I have more sweat beading off my balls after 5 reps than you manufacture in a week.

And the pin on the pulldown machine is bent. I had to use it on the low row station to hang a 45lb plate on that weakass stack just to get a pump. Is there anyone in the fucking gym that has any muscle?

What? Someone complained that I dropped the dumbbells again? Tell you what, punkasstwink....if you can even pick up the dumbbells I just dropped, I'll quit dropping them.

I'm bad for business because people are afraid to workout around me? I'm the fucking biggest, baddest, strongest monster in the gym! They should bring their folding soccer chairs in and sit their lazy asses down and take notes as I train! What the fuck do you sell to people here?

The next MFer that answers a cell phone while I'm doing a set is going to be skewered on the end of the Tbar and I'm going to do rows with him!

Look, you metrosexual gayass wannabe...you're dime a dozen at the clubs. I'm the one making women wet and getting the props from the guys when they stand next to slabs of real, hard earned muscle. I walk into restaurants and jaws drop. You walk in and they're handing you an application for wait staff. Lift a fucking weight!!!!

I'll step down from my soapbox at this point and open it up for the rest of you to jump in.......


Open up a gym man, let me fucking join with you! Anyone entering needs to know the fucking rules, NO FUCKING RULES! Except no gay ass music, no pink fucking dumbbells, no fucking cells phones if you come in with one, you will leave with it up your fucking ass so deep you will be able to text with your fucking brain!

I had an opportunity to own Hardbodies here in the Bronx, but when I wanted to keep out certain fucking people, I was told I could not, so I dropped the whole deal.

blu2xtreme
10-03-2009, 02:13 PM
You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses:D

p.s.
10-03-2009, 02:21 PM
And there lie's the problem. People and their fucking rites to do as they want, but heaven forbid that we as hardcore badass muthers can't open or run a gym just for our needs and to hell with the metro cell phone texting fucktards!!

bodyhard
10-03-2009, 02:27 PM
You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses:D

Fuck everyone who tells you that, they are just jealous. As for your hubby when he is sleeping, put mad krazy glue on his dick and stick it to his thigh.


And there lie's the problem. People and their fucking rites to do as they want, but heaven forbid that we as hardcore badass muthers can't open or run a gym just for our needs and to hell with the metro cell phone texting fucktards!!

Exactly, I was told if I did what I wanted to do, that I would get sued :rolleyes:

Baldiewonkanobi
10-03-2009, 02:34 PM
I'm gonna have to chill before I can post in here. I'm way too fuckin upset this morning.....

Baldie

blu2xtreme
10-03-2009, 02:39 PM
I'm gonna have to chill before I can post in here. I'm way too fuckin upset this morning.....

Baldie

Chillin first will ruin the fun:)

gogeta5
10-03-2009, 03:03 PM
You should come here with me on planet greece,where the heaviest dumbell in the average gym is like 50 pounds.are you f...cking serious...???I had to order dumbells from the other side of the planet,to donate them in my gym so that I 'd work out like you people do?& for what?so that the owner kindly ask me to come to the gym at 7 o'clock in the morning so that there's nobody there training so that nobody sees me,cause I 'm bad for the gym's image?that means that being in shape is a bad image for the gym?My name is superman & this place is full of kryptonite,I 've a headache all day long...

esplendido
10-03-2009, 03:16 PM
You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses:D

Is your husband a man???? You've never fucked until you've fucked a woman who likes the way she looks and feels, and if it's a muscular look, strap yerself on, cause it's gonna be a helluva ride!

bodyhard
10-03-2009, 03:39 PM
Is your husband a man???? You've never fucked until you've fucked a woman who likes the way she looks and feels, and if it's a muscular look, strap yerself on, cause it's gonna be a helluva ride!


True Dat!

ESPECIALLY when a women is confident with her body! Ohh yeah baby!! Lights on and the whole fucking 9 yards!

blu2xtreme
10-03-2009, 04:58 PM
Is your husband a man???? You've never fucked until you've fucked a woman who likes the way she looks and feels, and if it's a muscular look, strap yerself on, cause it's gonna be a helluva ride!


True Dat!

ESPECIALLY when a women is confident with her body! Ohh yeah baby!! Lights on and the whole fucking 9 yards!

There's the problem - he prefers the old meek wife he use to have -
not liking the new improved wife - that has a mind and a mouth...
he'll get use to it or not...his fuckin lose not mine

Baldiewonkanobi
10-04-2009, 08:56 AM
............................Baldie, reaching for his Viagra.

Sledge
10-04-2009, 09:16 AM
You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.

Just tell them if they used hevier weights and less reps they could have arms like yours.


..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses:D

Worthless without pics.

Next time he wants sex just say your only attracted to vagina now.

Or ask him if he minds if you bring home some young girls you met at the gym.

Sledge
10-04-2009, 09:26 AM
Now back to the tone of the thread.

Why don't all these fucking time wasters get the fuck out of my gym. Dirty smelly low life bastards doing fucking curls in the squat rack and doing lat pulldowns like its a lower back exercise. fuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingarsemunchingcunts. And here's a little advice boys you fucking Tank top and shorts don't have to match and they don't have to have the latest designer labels on them. If I had my own gym, any man who comes in in matching shorts and shirt gets a 10lb dumbell up the side of the head, thats all they should be used for anyway. OH and if you have special gym socks your a cock munching fagot. You went to the store to shop for fucking socks to wear to the gym.

musclemilf
10-04-2009, 10:53 AM
Fuck that! I'm going to tear up the gym today! In fact, my plan was to work chest, but I may change it to legs so could really work off some aggression. I can lift equal to or more than some of the luigi fuckers in my gym

Grrrrrrrrrrrirr.

Crusader
10-04-2009, 11:13 AM
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses:D

When he is'nt looking done a strap on then slap the shit out of him and say "Saddle up BITCH".

People that tell me I should be slowing down really piss me off. I'm 51 f'ing years old and I'm not ready to start dieing.

esplendido
10-04-2009, 12:37 PM
Now back to the tone of the thread.

Why don't all these fucking time wasters get the fuck out of my gym. Dirty smelly low life bastards doing fucking curls in the squat rack and doing lat pulldowns like its a lower back exercise. fuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingarsemunchingcunts. And here's a little advice boys you fucking Tank top and shorts don't have to match and they don't have to have the latest designer labels on them. If I had my own gym, any man who comes in in matching shorts and shirt gets a 10lb dumbell up the side of the head, thats all they should be used for anyway. OH and if you have special gym socks your a cock munching fagot. You went to the store to shop for fucking socks to wear to the gym.

:lmao: Too fuckin funny!!!! Reps for you, my aussie friend (and I'm bangin' yer Stateside girlfriend, too :p )

Baldiewonkanobi
10-04-2009, 01:09 PM
Fuck that! I'm going to tear up the gym today! In fact, my plan was to work chest, but I may change it to legs so could really work off some aggression. I can lift equal to or more than some of the luigi fuckers in my gym

Grrrrrrrrrrrirr.

Just Googled 'luigi fuckers' and came up empty. You must be a trip in the gym. I was training a girl for her Firefighter obstacle course around 1989 or so. She was strong as shit in the legs but needed more upper body for some of the repelling and hose carrys. While on the bench press one crowded morning her halter top creeped all the way up to her neck exposing great pecs, zero breast tissue and champion super erect nipples. While she continued her reps un daunted she shouted..."Suck on those you pieces of shit". I then shouted..."Thats MY girl!!" She is a Pasadena Firefighter still today.

Baldie

blu2xtreme
10-04-2009, 02:17 PM
Just tell them if they used hevier weights and less reps they could have arms like yours.



Worthless without pics.

Next time he wants sex just say your only attracted to vagina now.

Or ask him if he minds if you bring home some young girls you met at the gym.

Profile pic is differnet then avi...shit load of pics on my other forum need to move some over.
Went out last night with my girlfriends - had plenty of male play...don't need to play the other way:p


Now back to the tone of the thread.

Why don't all these fucking time wasters get the fuck out of my gym. Dirty smelly low life bastards doing fucking curls in the squat rack and doing lat pulldowns like its a lower back exercise. fuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingarsemunchingcunts. And here's a little advice boys you fucking Tank top and shorts don't have to match and they don't have to have the latest designer labels on them. If I had my own gym, any man who comes in in matching shorts and shirt gets a 10lb dumbell up the side of the head, thats all they should be used for anyway. OH and if you have special gym socks your a cock munching fagot. You went to the store to shop for fucking socks to wear to the gym.

fuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingarsemunchingcunts.. .my new favorite forum word ...say it fast three times:D

freebirdmac
10-04-2009, 02:38 PM
That's right! Punk the haterz! Fuck the soccer mom gyms. Lick my sweaty balls, Planet Fitness/Bally's/*enter name of lame fucking gym here*.....

Yeah, that was me hollering back there by the lifting platform. I was pounding out a few reps in deadlifts, using weight that approximates the gay Prius you drive! I have more sweat beading off my balls after 5 reps than you manufacture in a week.

And the pin on the pulldown machine is bent. I had to use it on the low row station to hang a 45lb plate on that weakass stack just to get a pump. Is there anyone in the fucking gym that has any muscle?

What? Someone complained that I dropped the dumbbells again? Tell you what, punkasstwink....if you can even pick up the dumbbells I just dropped, I'll quit dropping them.

I'm bad for business because people are afraid to workout around me? I'm the fucking biggest, baddest, strongest monster in the gym! They should bring their folding soccer chairs in and sit their lazy asses down and take notes as I train! What the fuck do you sell to people here?

The next MFer that answers a cell phone while I'm doing a set is going to be skewered on the end of the Tbar and I'm going to do rows with him!

Look, you metrosexual gayass wannabe...you're dime a dozen at the clubs. I'm the one making women wet and getting the props from the guys when they stand next to slabs of real, hard earned muscle. I walk into restaurants and jaws drop. You walk in and they're handing you an application for wait staff. Lift a fucking weight!!!!

I'll step down from my soapbox at this point and open it up for the rest of you to jump in.......

Damn hard to read anything you post. Your avi is far too distracting! I'm glad you're not in my gym. :drool:

Baldiewonkanobi
10-04-2009, 02:56 PM
You girls stay in here and you will find yourselves peeing in a urinal. Actualy I caught my daughter at about age 3 standing in front of the john holding her stomach, crying, and peeing all over the floor. As I cleaned her up she sobbed..."Keith (her big brother) can do it why can't I?" She is the Corp. attorney for the GAP these days. Sitting to pee these days I trust.

My testosterone rant for the day. I HATE men in shorts especialy when they have beer bellys and stick legs. The only time you will find Baldie in shorts is at a pool side, swimming or on a Bodybuilding stage.....period. Anyway, just a half hour ago I am at the market check out isle with half my groceries heading down the rubber thingy when I see the fucking divider bar and someone elses God damn groceries (two 12 packs of Bud and some Nachos) jumped in line out of turn....half my stuff is still in my cart!!! I turn and behind me is "NFL Weenie"...5'4", cut off at the shoulders sweat shirt, girlie arms, shorts, stick legs, beer belly, no socks and Nikes. I asked the checker dude..."Shall I kill him or let him live?" 'Weenie short pants' boy looks like he IS gonna die right there. "Hmmmm, let him live if you don't mind". I'm not sure if 'Weenie short pants' was peeing down his leg or not. I gave him that 'ol evil eye.


Baldie

sassy69
10-04-2009, 04:07 PM
Is your husband a man???? You've never fucked until you've fucked a woman who likes the way she looks and feels, and if it's a muscular look, strap yerself on, cause it's gonna be a helluva ride!


For a moment I though you said strap-on... different type of fucking.

NM.

sassy69
10-04-2009, 04:09 PM
Goddam straight Esplendido! I'm so worked up right now I might just let a nice big protein fart out while I'm deadlifting today. I figure I'll wait for the 315 set and let it fly.

RAWWWRRRR!

11Hungrybb
10-04-2009, 04:16 PM
Goddam straight Esplendido! I'm so worked up right now I might just let a nice big protein fart out while I'm deadlifting today. I figure I'll wait for the 315 set and let it fly.

RAWWWRRRR!


*snifff sniffff*******

aw the scent of Eau De Parfume of J

esplendido
10-04-2009, 04:22 PM
For a moment I though you said strap-on... different type of fucking.

NM.

OK, now you have MY attention! :yep:

sassy69
10-04-2009, 04:22 PM
*snifff sniffff*******

aw the scent of Eau De Parfume of J


Yes, more like Eau de AllTheWhey & flax meal.....:yep:

sassy69
10-04-2009, 04:22 PM
OK, now you have MY attention! :yep:


Wanna go for a ride big boy?

musclemilf
10-04-2009, 04:32 PM
Just Googled 'luigi fuckers' and came up empty. You must be a trip in the gym.
Baldie

I heard luigi from someone at the gym. I just added the term "fuckers" for extra spice. :)

musclemilf
10-04-2009, 04:33 PM
OK, now you have MY attention! :yep:

Your avi got my attention. Your cell camera needs to be repositioned a few inches south.

esplendido
10-04-2009, 04:36 PM
Wanna go for a ride big boy?

(Grabs KY and cuffs)...is this gonna hurt? :nbanana2:

esplendido
10-04-2009, 04:37 PM
Your avi got my attention. Your cell camera needs to be repositioned a few inches south.

Ummmm....it actually was....picture cropped to keep the haterz quite ;)

zubbeyboy
10-04-2009, 04:43 PM
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Im really startin to like you! LOL

sassy69
10-04-2009, 04:47 PM
(Grabs KY and cuffs)...is this gonna hurt? :nbanana2:


Only if you don't like spurs ....

Oldsuperman
10-04-2009, 04:49 PM
LA FITNESS...

Here in my little suburbs town of Portland, Vancouver, opened an LA Fitness 2 years ago. I was invited by a regional manager to a comp membership to any LA Fitness club in the USA. I thought WOW! THAT'S pretty cool! He said someone like me makes the club "LOOK GOOD and would be good for business!" "How nice" I thought.....

Then he said they're having a grand opening and could I come a schmooze for them. "Sure!" It's the least I can do I thought. Besides, I LOVE gym rats, muscle heads and people in general especially when they want to talk about me!!! LOL! I did and had a great time!

Went and had a great time with the people there and the managers. I thought, "OK. I guess I can train here once or twice a month." I travel a lot in my business and mostly I cater to 24HR Fitness as they are most everywhere I go, yet not everywhere so an additional club to train in like LA Fitness would be great.

Well..... At my first visit to train at the new LA Club in my little town, I walk in and am greeted like a Greek God. I get right to business and start to train with my partner, The Ronster Monster, I call him. Well after a few sets, the manager came by and said "Hey Popps", that's what they call me here so it wasn't an insult to me, "Hey Popps. Could you keep the grunting down? People are complaining you're making too much noise....." "HUH?!!"" There's no yelling or loud grunting in this club" "HUH? You gotta be kidding?" "No and some people are already complaining about the noise you're making....." :nonono:

I wasn't even giving it my all yet! Just a few grunts and groans, high fives, "OH YEA'S!!!" and knuckle knocks!

Well we got quiet after that and quickly loaded up our gear and quietly left. :fingers:

This isn't and endorsement for 24 HR clubs, yet I have never been asked to be quieter by any club managers there. I have had a few complaints over the years, yet the club managers have all said that I was fine and they'll take care of it.

Gym bums wannabes, cardio bunnies come and go, yet muscle heads are always constant. "ALWAYS" there. "ALWAYS" working. "ALWAYS" sweating. "ALWAYS" the hardest working guys in the gym. Other guys "ALWAYS" want to be us! YET.... they don't do the other "ALWAYS" to get there.

esplendido
10-04-2009, 04:50 PM
Only if you don't like spurs ....

If they come with leather chaps, I'm in!

sassy69
10-04-2009, 04:54 PM
If they come with leather chaps, I'm in!


I was thinking more like chainmail....

blu2xtreme
10-04-2009, 05:07 PM
Damn we do have some badass hardcore men over here in the masters section...this place is looking better all the time.:p

Let them have their pit ...we have the fuckin real deal in here:yep:

sassy69
10-04-2009, 05:37 PM
Damn we do have some badass hardcore women over here in the masters section...this place is looking better all the time.:p

Let them have their pit ...we have the fuckin real deal in here:yep:

There. Fixed for ya :)

musclemilf
10-04-2009, 05:39 PM
LA FITNESS...

Gym bums wannabes, cardio bunnies come and go, yet muscle heads are always constant. "ALWAYS" there. "ALWAYS" working. "ALWAYS" sweating. "ALWAYS" the hardest working guys in the gym. Other guys "ALWAYS" want to be us! YET.... they don't do the other "ALWAYS" to get there.

I agree with you for the most part, but then there are guys who are ALWAYS there, working out so diligently, with a workout schedule that looks like this:

Mon - Bi's
Tues - Chest
Wed - Bi's
Thurs - Chest
Fri - Tri's/shoulders
Sat - Chest/Bi's
Sun - Off

musclemilf
10-04-2009, 05:42 PM
There. Fixed for ya :)


YAY!!! Your avi rocks BTW.

blu2xtreme
10-04-2009, 06:05 PM
Just tell them if they used hevier weights and less reps they could have arms like yours.

Worthless without pics.

Added an album - all taken within last 4 months


There. Fixed for ya :)

That's a given :D
if we're here we either already are...or want to be :yep:
In the want to be ...but getting there:)

HeavyDutyGuy
10-04-2009, 06:44 PM
La Fitness generally bites my massive love instrument. I used to work for them, and for a time, one didn't, had a cool training manager- ex powerlifter who practically worshipped me- loved my strength levels and even showed me how to add an extra 45 to the Hammer machines by removing the grommet. Those were a great couple of months.

gman
10-04-2009, 08:25 PM
Our 4 area Gold's just got sold, supposedly are going to transition over to be centered on "fitness."

I may switch to them because I just want to get toned...this is an inside joke for you Bodyhard! lol

blu2xtreme
10-04-2009, 08:30 PM
Our 4 area Gold's just got sold, supposedly are going to transition over to be centered on "fitness."

I may switch to them because I just want to get toned...this is an inside joke for you Bodyhard! lol

All this material to feed on and that's what we get from you...
you must be tired from traveling:)
Glad to have you back even if your not a loud badass:no:

freebirdmac
10-04-2009, 08:31 PM
Our 4 area Gold's just got sold, supposedly are going to transition over to be centered on "fitness."

I may switch to them because I just want to get toned...this is an inside joke for you Bodyhard! lol

Hey! That's my gym!!

The owners of the Gold's franchise in this area want to expand. According to franchise rules they can't. Gold's gyms have to be x number of miles apart. So the owners are going solo. Nothing changes other than the name. OneLife Fitness.

There are 5 locations http://www.onelifefitness.com

gman
10-04-2009, 08:34 PM
I got it second hand on the Brute Strength Facebook page. Hopefully it will be fine, Pam!

freebirdmac
10-04-2009, 08:44 PM
I got it second hand on the Brute Strength Facebook page. Hopefully it will be fine, Pam!

It will! I told the folks at the gym last week if they eff it up I'm joining Kevin Parrot's remodeled 7-11 gym ;)

esplendido
10-04-2009, 09:13 PM
I was thinking more like chainmail....

Crotchless.....?

esplendido
10-04-2009, 09:17 PM
Our 4 area Gold's just got sold, supposedly are going to transition over to be centered on "fitness."

I may switch to them because I just want to get toned...this is an inside joke for you Bodyhard! lol

Somehow, I hear this being read in Truman Capote's voice...LOL!

C'mom, Mike....nut up or shut up! :rdstrongman:

blu2xtreme
10-04-2009, 09:23 PM
All this material to feed on and that's what we get from you...
you must be tired from traveling:)
Glad to have you back even if your not a loud badass:no:


Somehow, I hear this being read in Truman Capote's voice...LOL!

C'mom, Mike....nut up or shut up! :rdstrongman:

Tried to tell to him ...nicely ...not to be nice:D

DCtraininggirl
10-04-2009, 11:10 PM
OMG you guys, I TOTALLY LOVE this thread!!! You do not know how I was cracking up reading everything!! I totally agree with everything and everyon in here. My husband works at 24 Hour Fitness, and I think it is literally the only gym out there that doesn't care if you grunt, moan, exhale loudly, or whever the hell it is that you do. One of our friends is a bber there and he lifts REDICULOUS amounts of weight and you can hear him almost across the gym when he grunts. Yet to this day I have never heard of anyone complaining. My husband and I train hard core and it bugs the living shit out of us when some cock sucking mother fucker is on his phone or talking t his friend leaning on the machine he is using, knowing we are waiting for it. This happened a few weeks ago and went and got really close to the machine and had a "get the fuck" going pose. The dude literally just walked away from it and left. Thank God. Anyway, I want to get a shirt that says "Shut the FUCK UP and TRAIN!!!"

DCtraininggirl
10-04-2009, 11:18 PM
Oh, FUNNY ASS Story. We're lifting one night, and I am looking at this girl. She literally has a 5 lb dumbbell in her hand and I'm watching her do an exercise, and her form was so bad I couldn't even tell what exercise she was trying to do. She was on an incline bench and and I swear she was going to hit herself in the head. I have to intervene. When I started talking to her, she herself didnt know what exercise she was rying to do and I asked her what body part she was trying to work and she didn't know. I couldnt believe this girl was training by herself She clearly needed a trainer. she said she was trying to train arms, at which point I asked what musce group and she looked at me like I had 2 heads. I then had to proceed to explain to her what the muscle groups were and we finally got somewhere. I woud up teaching her how to do an incline bench dumbbell press. she was using like 5 lbs, which was too light for her, and I picked it up to ten. SHe could have done more than that but on the off chance f hitting herslef in the head, I left it at that. She literally knew absolutely nothing about training and CLEARLY needed a trainer. I coldnt believe she didnt have one!!

sassy69
10-04-2009, 11:22 PM
Crotchless.....?

Of course! Otherwise it would get in the way of the strap-on.

sassy69
10-04-2009, 11:23 PM
Oh, FUNNY ASS Story. We're lifting one night, and I am looking at this girl. She literally has a 5 lb dumbbell in her hand and I'm watching her do an exercise, and her form was so bad I couldn't even tell what exercise she was trying to do. She was on an incline bench and and I swear she was going to hit herself in the head. I have to intervene. When I started talking to her, she herself didnt know what exercise she was rying to do and I asked her what body part she was trying to work and she didn't know. I couldnt believe this girl was training by herself She clearly needed a trainer. she said she was trying to train arms, at which point I asked what musce group and she looked at me like I had 2 heads. I then had to proceed to explain to her what the muscle groups were and we finally got somewhere. I woud up teaching her how to do an incline bench dumbbell press. she was using like 5 lbs, which was too light for her, and I picked it up to ten. SHe could have done more than that but on the off chance f hitting herslef in the head, I left it at that. She literally knew absolutely nothing about training and CLEARLY needed a trainer. I coldnt believe she didnt have one!!

You usually see this w/ the women (older ladies, young girls, all clueless...) doing everything they can possibly think of doing w/ the same set of 5 lb DBs......

esplendido
10-04-2009, 11:47 PM
Of course! Otherwise it would get in the way of the strap-on.

Ahhhhhh....a double-ended strap-on. Something for momma as well. Good choice!

sassy69
10-05-2009, 12:16 AM
Ahhhhhh....a double-ended strap-on. Something for momma as well. Good choice!


Well now that you mention it....:yep:

gman
10-05-2009, 07:36 AM
You usually see this w/ the women (older ladies, young girls, all clueless...) doing everything they can possibly think of doing w/ the same set of 5 lb DBs......

I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I see them doing one arm rows with 5lb dbs...What the fuck do you think that's really doing for you, hmmmm?

Baldiewonkanobi
10-05-2009, 08:12 AM
One of the main reasons why I am in a new gym and one where I am all but ALONE. I was surrounded by men and women doing off the wall shit they invented in their own thick skulls and then the ones doing partials....i.e. 1/4 range of motion. Women and old men loading up the leg press to 4 wheels a side then doin 6" range of motion. The old guy with beginning demtia telling me the same joke 3 times. The jouralists who spend most of their gym time writing down shit in their daily journal. The women with the HUGE asses who think that tying a sweat shirt around the waist makes that sucker vanish. JACKOFFS.


Baldie

Sledge
10-05-2009, 08:45 AM
What is it with some of these personal trainers. They look all of 14 years old and have absolutely no fucking idea. I watched one poor overweight 60ish year old woman trying to do dumbbell pullovers while arched over a fitball while her PT talked on the phone. i walked past and said hey get off the phone and pay attention to your client she's about to injure herself. And just got the dirtiest look. He ended the call looked at his client and let her finish the set with the same shocking body position. I'd have givven him a smack upside the head with a 10lb dumbbell but he might have cried and the eye liner he was wearing would have looked worse.

Sledge
10-05-2009, 08:53 AM
I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I see them doing one arm rows with 5lb dbs...What the fuck do you think that's really doing for you, hmmmm?


Don't you know. They just want to tone they don't want to get big and bulky. Arghhhhhhhhhhhh

Sledge
10-05-2009, 08:56 AM
Oh oh oh oh oh and reading the latest magazine or a book while you do cardio on the stationary bike. I just want to SCREAM at them. If you can read your book your not pedaling hard enough ARggghhhhhhhh Arghhhhhh

musclemilf
10-05-2009, 09:21 AM
ahh I see this thread is still alive and kicking. How do we star this badmutherfuckin thread???

blu2xtreme
10-05-2009, 09:29 AM
I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I see them doing one arm rows with 5lb dbs...What the fuck do you think that's really doing for you, hmmmm?

See you are more in the mood this morning...about damn time... No more sweet nice guy for you. Want it - fuckin go for it hard :p

esplendido
10-05-2009, 11:46 AM
You stupid mfer, you got your whole fucking workout in loading the leg press with 800lbs so you could do some gayass 1/8th leg press for 2. No, don't worry about unloading the weights....I'll just warm up with them.

And if I stumble over another fucking 20lb dumbbell left by the Smith machine, I'm gonna hammer curl it up the ass of the first twink I see 3/4 squatting with 275 and leaving it on the rack!

Excuse me for interupting your fucking board meeting, but I need to use the reverse pec deck. I don't care if you have another set left, you assmunchingseatsniffer, I don't have 10 minutes to wait. STFU and lift or watch a real muthafuckinbaddass make your dicks feel really small as he has you stand on the stack so he has enough weight to get a pump with.

Alright honey, you have a nice ass. We get it. We actually like it. But you don't have to live on the standing leg curl to get us to notice. You might want to do a few triceps pushdowns, too. But do make some noise when you hit the abductor/adductor machines.....

Finally.....if you don't have enough left to SHUT THE FUCKING LOCKER DOOR, then don't leave your wheelchair in the car. The secret that you're a shortbusridingasssuckingretard is out! Here's your sign......

bodyhard
10-05-2009, 12:13 PM
Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D

What up peepz?The new WolfPack Gym! Hardcore members welcome all others are just that....

;)

gman
10-05-2009, 12:15 PM
Fucking idiot, what the hell are you doing kneeling shoulder presses on a fucking 3 ft high fitness ball near a plate glass window. Go ahead and fall forward and cut your fucking jugular vein.

bodyhard
10-05-2009, 12:35 PM
Fucking idiot, what the hell are you doing kneeling shoulder presses on a fucking 3 ft high fitness ball near a plate glass window. Go ahead and fall forward and cut your fucking jugular vein.


We are creating a monster!!! :D :D

Gman, much better than Namtrag ;)

gman
10-05-2009, 12:45 PM
gman was taken over there, so I just used my last name backwards, motherfucker.

HeavyDutyGuy
10-05-2009, 01:15 PM
Wow GMAN is getting the attitude. I'm so proud I'm going to get teary eyed here. Lol. Nice! Now take that to the gym. And show them who you are! Rick has enough attitude already, looking online for discount valium for him.. Seriously, good stuff here. Getting ready to go to gym. My 10 am looks like she's going to flake- again.. Told her I would see her at 10 anyway. Going to train my wife afterwards, actuallygot her going to a hardcore gym and on her third workout leg pressing 150 lbs each side for 12 with each leg on the Hammer Unilateral leg press. Our sex life has tripled since she started, well increased anyway, lol. As for me, I'm going to do back- that means deads are up first and the bimbo with the 4" heels better not try to walk behind me and distract me again. I want good reps with 6 plates- not what happened last couple of times. Tired of the attention whores. I'm there to TRAIN dammit.

bodyhard
10-05-2009, 01:36 PM
gman was taken over there, so I just used my last name backwards, motherfucker.

LMFAO!!! Nice, man, but just remember I am not only a MOTHERfucker I am a FAMILYfucker as well :yep: Just no guys, not into that fagbag bullshit!

gman
10-06-2009, 08:52 PM
none of you badassmuthafucka's are pissed today?

musclemilf
10-06-2009, 09:09 PM
none of you badassmuthafucka's are pissed today?

I'm too burned out to be pissed. Maybe tomorrow ;)

freebirdmac
10-06-2009, 09:17 PM
Nothing pissed me off at the gym today. Except my training partner who harassed me about this guy that he thinks stares at me. Called the guy my boyfriend. I wanted to pound my partner. There will be paybacks.

Sledge
10-06-2009, 09:40 PM
I only just got out of bed. But I know some useless turd is going to piss me off today sometime so I'm already starting to get the anger. And where did I put my coffee down Arghhhhhhhhhh

blu2xtreme
10-06-2009, 09:43 PM
none of you badassmuthafucka's are pissed today?

Way pissy mood today...don't even ask.
Don't work out in a gym....but stubbed my bare toe on a 30 lb db that some dumb ass forgot to put it away...wait that dumb ass was me. :no:
Worked out late last night and left my equipment all over the workout room.

Baldiewonkanobi
10-07-2009, 12:02 AM
Today was sublime.:fit:

Baldie

bodyhard
10-07-2009, 12:28 AM
What up peeps!!! Today was a good day! Yup didn't get mad at all! ;)

opQRwaF5p8o

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can f**k all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week f**ked around and got a triple double
Freaking niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' lil Joe I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino.
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to f**k since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.

Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh
Stop the s**t
What the f**k am I thinking about?

esplendido
10-07-2009, 01:53 AM
Nearly got a fuckin hamstring pull stepping over the hoard of dumbbells piled around Wanda Wundaworkerouter's feet as she pumped out another 30 reps with the 5's doing.....doing....oh hell, I don't know what she was doing, other than annoying the hell out of me. Her ass print is permanently tattooed to the flat bench since she didn't move off it during her 20 minute whateveryoucallit!

Hey, Mr. Knowfuckingallthereisabouttraining trainer....yes, that's nearly 400lbs. on the fucking bar I'm about to bench....the same bar I pulled you away from your girly stickmen friends you were preaching to, to spot as you watch what real lifting is all about. Quit shaking, muthufucka, I'm going to complete all my reps. Sure wouldn't want your skinny, 180lb ass with 14" stringy arms to have to help me up with it! I just needed the inspiration of your trembling ass standing there hoping you didn't have to dive in.

Yes, you paunchy buttersucking gym manager, I am gray headed AND fucking huge. Maybe that will inspire your Krispy Kreme munching ass to get up off that chair and realize that you work in a GYM!

Grandma.....fucking kudos to you, sweating 100lbs on the leg press. You're doing more in one set than JustaskmeIknoweverything Trainer has done since I walked in 40 minutes ago. Take your time. And let me know if you need help unloading the weights. I wanna be you when I'm 75.

I see you peepin' me, Sleevelesstattooarmstaringathisimageinthemirrorall thetime. Yup! That's mansized muscle you see poking out of my black T-shirt. And that's the only place you'll see it in these parts....not in the mirror in front of you near the Smith machine loaded with the four 10lb plates you've been grunting over for the last 15 minutes.

That's O.K., college coed at the Quik Trip buying a large slurpy and donut....you can look. Soak it in. Then go back to your porkrind munching boyfriend gassing up the car at the pump and tell him about the freak you saw in the store. You know you'll be thinking about me tonight when lardluver slips a hand down your jeans.

Yup..that's been my day.

blu2xtreme
10-07-2009, 02:05 AM
Thanks for that fuckin happy update needed someone else to be a fuckinwhiner ...oh I forgot real men don't whine:D

gman
10-07-2009, 02:07 AM
luckily not too many assholes do free weights at my gym, so I don't have that shit happen often

blu2xtreme
10-07-2009, 02:12 AM
luckily not too many assholes do free weights at my gym, so I don't have that shit happen often

Not to many assholes do free weights at mine either - my husband doesn't workout ...I need to go to sleep - I'm getting nasty:yep:

esplendido
10-07-2009, 02:26 AM
Thanks for that fuckin happy update needed someone else to be a fuckinwhiner ...oh I forgot real men don't whine:D

Fuckin right! :shake:

Baldiewonkanobi
10-07-2009, 08:30 AM
Thank you great Spirit in the Sky that the aerobics dance fever floor is semi detached and a half story down from the weight room in my new gym. I saw it in the corner of my 5am squinting blood shot eyes last week, buried the thought then again...yesterday here we go again. Fucking Faux Ninja training. Fatass 40ish 3rd world housewives with sweatshirts tied around their waists to 'hide' their horse sized haunches and 20ish wanna be Hispanic gansta boys with 5 dollar tats, shaved heads, and those oversized NBA style shorts that go down past the knees, NBA tank tops, narrow shoulders and stick arms....arrive with 5' long poles. One of the boyz passes me at the entrance before making a left to the dance floor, looks me up and down, nods his head and says in that typical L.A. brain dead hip fucking hop style..."Dooood". I'm thinking, "Piece of shiiiiit". Then the Master arrives in his vinyl 'wrapped' mini van with all sorts of suppliment ads all over it. Asian dude about 50, rather tall, 'buff', and a BLOND pony tail. (If that don't get your Ninja all tied up in a noodle) He has Native American jewelry galore, ears, neck and wrists. A feather with beads in his hair.:bowdown: The students fall into quiet reverence. Every now and then I see them flash in one of the gym mirrors dancing around their poles, then running with them, then doing fake sword fights. IF that group ever does a 'visit' upstairs in MY space its "adios motherfuck" for me. But alas it was just Fast Freddie in the corner of MY weight room setting the speed record for 225s on the bench and lonesome ol me. That works.


Baldie

cook
10-07-2009, 09:08 AM
Yeah these MOTHERFUCKERS......oh never mind

AnglicanBeachParty
10-07-2009, 09:27 AM
Wanda Wundaworkerouter

Mr. Knowfuckingallthereisabouttraining

JustaskmeIknoweverything Trainer

Sleevelesstattooarmstaringathisimageinthemirrorall thetime


Great report!

But this was my favorite one:



Yes, you paunchy buttersucking gym manager, I am gray headed AND fucking huge. Maybe that will inspire your Krispy Kreme munching ass to get up off that chair and realize that you work in a GYM!

musclemilf
10-07-2009, 09:50 AM
Fatass 40ish 3rd world housewives with sweatshirts tied around their waists to 'hide' their horse sized haunches and 20ish
Baldie

This is called the "universal ass wrap". I sometimes "wrap" so that the pervs in the gym don't stare at my camel toe. Honest to God, I want to knock the perv fuckers out in a big way. Grrrrrr...ok, my day fuckingbadass day is just starting.

bodyhard
10-07-2009, 10:07 AM
Nearly got a fuckin hamstring pull stepping over the hoard of dumbbells piled around Wanda Wundaworkerouter's feet as she pumped out another 30 reps with the 5's doing.....doing....oh hell, I don't know what she was doing, other than annoying the hell out of me. Her ass print is permanently tattooed to the flat bench since she didn't move off it during her 20 minute whateveryoucallit!

Hey, Mr. Knowfuckingallthereisabouttraining trainer....yes, that's nearly 400lbs. on the fucking bar I'm about to bench....the same bar I pulled you away from your girly stickmen friends you were preaching to, to spot as you watch what real lifting is all about. Quit shaking, muthufucka, I'm going to complete all my reps. Sure wouldn't want your skinny, 180lb ass with 14" stringy arms to have to help me up with it! I just needed the inspiration of your trembling ass standing there hoping you didn't have to dive in.

Yes, you paunchy buttersucking gym manager, I am gray headed AND fucking huge. Maybe that will inspire your Krispy Kreme munching ass to get up off that chair and realize that you work in a GYM!

Grandma.....fucking kudos to you, sweating 100lbs on the leg press. You're doing more in one set than JustaskmeIknoweverything Trainer has done since I walked in 40 minutes ago. Take your time. And let me know if you need help unloading the weights. I wanna be you when I'm 75.

I see you peepin' me, Sleevelesstattooarmstaringathisimageinthemirrorall thetime. Yup! That's mansized muscle you see poking out of my black T-shirt. And that's the only place you'll see it in these parts....not in the mirror in front of you near the Smith machine loaded with the four 10lb plates you've been grunting over for the last 15 minutes.

That's O.K., college coed at the Quik Trip buying a large slurpy and donut....you can look. Soak it in. Then go back to your porkrind munching boyfriend gassing up the car at the pump and tell him about the freak you saw in the store. You know you'll be thinking about me tonight when lardluver slips a hand down your jeans.

Yup..that's been my day.

You are on a fucking tear man! The names are cracking me up!! :D :D

gman
10-07-2009, 10:52 AM
I am not eloquent like you guys, but some motherfucker was doing synchronized front db raises with his wife this morning...he was using 10lbers and she was using 5lber...worst thing was, the weak ass bastard was standing at the squat rack doing it.

Baldiewonkanobi
10-07-2009, 11:10 AM
They no doubt masterbate together.





Baldie

blu2xtreme
10-07-2009, 11:13 AM
They no doubt masterbate together.





Baldie

You are to fuckin crazy Baldie...love it:p

gman
10-07-2009, 11:16 AM
lol, that is the funniest thing on the thread if you consider how short the post was!

esplendido
10-07-2009, 07:00 PM
Me and the Missus did back today. As she did pulldowns and the biceps on her 16" arms balled up and her triceps bowed out, I felt a tender moment come upon me. I nearly sported wood, it was so magnificant. The limpdicks around the gym spied her out of the corner of their eyes and froze, watching that 180lb stack slide rhythmically up and down, puncuated by a groan at the bottom that I'm used to hearing in the bedroom. There's no disticntion between pain and pleasure for her. They mean the same thing....control!

She sits on a nearby bench, resting as I rip out a set of 6 with 300, encouraging me to push it. So sexy! She understands this game, the effort, the sacrifice, the pain and it's a connection that goes well beyond what two male friends might have in the same circumstances.

I watch her shoulders and traps flex and swell as she does low rows. Muscle separates into neat rows along her shoulders as she pulls back. I want to fuck her right then and there....but there's the workout...and you know bodybuilders.

She's resting again, traps cascading down to round, full shoulders, tucking into swollen biceps, bowed out like a mini Arnold. Yet there's nothing masculine about this picture. I can see her in my mind, cuddling next to me at the end of the day, asking how my day went, hair falling across her face in a little girl way. Her touch is gentle and soothing....

She stands up after finishing her last set of close grip pulldowns and takes 6 seconds to look at her work in the mirror. Perfect symmetry with wide shoulders, little waist, and near Platz-like legs. The legs have come up significantly since her last show. Muscle hangs at the knees now. I stand beside her, 14" taller, 130lbs heavier, and not a bit bigger than she is. I think of all the disappointed women she's going to compete against next year.

We throw our towels in the bucket by the reception counter and the attendant hands us our car keys with a "You guys have a good workout?" You guys. That wasn't a platonic query. We ARE the "guys". THE 2 bodybuilders in the gym. They miss us if we skip a day or work out at the north gym. They covet what we have.

But they will never reach up to follow our footsteps. Too bad. If they only knew what they are missing!

esplendido
10-07-2009, 07:03 PM
First bodybuilding contest she ever did.....

esplendido
10-07-2009, 07:06 PM
A workout at the end of last year.....16" arms

freebirdmac
10-07-2009, 07:32 PM
Me and the Missus did back today. As she did pulldowns and the biceps on her 16" arms balled up and her triceps bowed out, I felt a tender moment come upon me. I nearly sported wood, it was so magnificant. The limpdicks around the gym spied her out of the corner of their eyes and froze, watching that 180lb stack slide rhythmically up and down, puncuated by a groan at the bottom that I'm used to hearing in the bedroom. There's no disticntion between pain and pleasure for her. They mean the same thing....control!

She sits on a nearby bench, resting as I rip out a set of 6 with 300, encouraging me to push it. So sexy! She understands this game, the effort, the sacrifice, the pain and it's a connection that goes well beyond what two male friends might have in the same circumstances.

I watch her shoulders and traps flex and swell as she does low rows. Muscle separates into neat rows along her shoulders as she pulls back. I want to fuck her right then and there....but there's the workout...and you know bodybuilders.

She's resting again, traps cascading down to round, full shoulders, tucking into swollen biceps, bowed out like a mini Arnold. Yet there's nothing masculine about this picture. I can see her in my mind, cuddling next to me at the end of the day, asking how my day went, hair falling across her face in a little girl way. Her touch is gentle and soothing....

She stands up after finishing her last set of close grip pulldowns and takes 6 seconds to look at her work in the mirror. Perfect symmetry with wide shoulders, little waist, and near Platz-like legs. The legs have come up significantly since her last show. Muscle hangs at the knees now. I stand beside her, 14" taller, 130lbs heavier, and not a bit bigger than she is. I think of all the disappointed women she's going to compete against next year.

We throw our towels in the bucket by the reception counter and the attendant hands us our car keys with a "You guys have a good workout?" You guys. That wasn't a platonic query. We ARE the "guys". THE 2 bodybuilders in the gym. They miss us if we skip a day or work out at the north gym. They covet what we have.

But they will never reach up to follow our footsteps. Too bad. If they only knew what they are missing!

What a romantic and heartfelt post! Your wife is a lucky woman.

Her picts are awesome! She done lots of very good work :yep:

Baldiewonkanobi
10-07-2009, 07:40 PM
I just dumped an ice cold diet Coke into my crotch.



Baldie

gman
10-07-2009, 08:50 PM
better than a scalding coffee! look at the bright side

blu2xtreme
10-07-2009, 09:34 PM
What a romantic and heartfelt post! Your wife is a lucky woman.

Her picts are awesome! She done lots of very good work :yep:


I totally agree ...but now Feel all sweet and happy :hugme:

Which totally blew the Badassmuthafucka mood I was in when I entered:p

musclemilf
10-07-2009, 10:18 PM
Me and the Missus did back today. As she did pulldowns and the biceps on her 16" arms balled up and her triceps bowed out, I felt a tender moment come upon me. I nearly sported wood, it was so magnificant. The limpdicks around the gym spied her out of the corner of their eyes and froze, watching that 180lb stack slide rhythmically up and down, puncuated by a groan at the bottom that I'm used to hearing in the bedroom. There's no disticntion between pain and pleasure for her. They mean the same thing....control!

She sits on a nearby bench, resting as I rip out a set of 6 with 300, encouraging me to push it. So sexy! She understands this game, the effort, the sacrifice, the pain and it's a connection that goes well beyond what two male friends might have in the same circumstances.

I watch her shoulders and traps flex and swell as she does low rows. Muscle separates into neat rows along her shoulders as she pulls back. I want to fuck her right then and there....but there's the workout...and you know bodybuilders.

She's resting again, traps cascading down to round, full shoulders, tucking into swollen biceps, bowed out like a mini Arnold. Yet there's nothing masculine about this picture. I can see her in my mind, cuddling next to me at the end of the day, asking how my day went, hair falling across her face in a little girl way. Her touch is gentle and soothing....

She stands up after finishing her last set of close grip pulldowns and takes 6 seconds to look at her work in the mirror. Perfect symmetry with wide shoulders, little waist, and near Platz-like legs. The legs have come up significantly since her last show. Muscle hangs at the knees now. I stand beside her, 14" taller, 130lbs heavier, and not a bit bigger than she is. I think of all the disappointed women she's going to compete against next year.

We throw our towels in the bucket by the reception counter and the attendant hands us our car keys with a "You guys have a good workout?" You guys. That wasn't a platonic query. We ARE the "guys". THE 2 bodybuilders in the gym. They miss us if we skip a day or work out at the north gym. They covet what we have.

But they will never reach up to follow our footsteps. Too bad. If they only knew what they are missing!

What a beautiful post! She looks absolutely amazing! Good luck to her obtaining her pro card next year.

sam the man
10-08-2009, 12:12 AM
please accept my life long membership form

blu2xtreme
10-08-2009, 12:40 PM
Where are all the badass guys and girls this morning - in the mood for someone to trash talk...I'm way to happy this morning :yep:

gman
10-08-2009, 12:42 PM
Not much happened to this muthafucka this morning...we did have the older clueless guy who comes in 3-4 times a week and does the stupid ass twisting shit with the broomstick on his shoulders. Other than that, not much dumbass stupid behavior in the gym today

esplendido
10-08-2009, 01:00 PM
Working shoulders tonight. I have faith that there will be abundant stupidity at every turn!

gman
10-08-2009, 01:04 PM
Like the dickheads who walk in and you can tell they put no fucking thought into it...they always come straight over and do db curls? You can see them come in, stand in the doorway looking like crackheads, and swivel their little pinheads around a couple of times...then they spot the db rack and the dim little light bulb goes off. DB CURLS FTW

Quadsweep
10-11-2009, 02:25 PM
Have you guys seen "Raising the Bar 2" Where Dave P. Asks this kid if he needs 3 flat benches at once to be him? He like used his hands to outline the kids shape as he said it! Fucking classic. When I was at Gold's Rita says I used to visibly scare people when I trained. I tended not to notice but I sure felt pride in it when she told me!

Jeff

bodyhard
10-11-2009, 03:14 PM
Can't wait to get back to the fucking gym so I can amp myself up and cause fucking havoc once again!!

Oldsuperman
10-11-2009, 03:23 PM
Can't wait to get back to the fucking gym so I can amp myself up and cause fucking havoc once again!!

Give notice when you do so the sane peeps can clear the fuck out! :run:

bodyhard
10-11-2009, 03:31 PM
Give notice when you do so the sane peeps can clear the fuck out! :run:
Will do!!

In the end of the six weeks, Ed I will be contacting you. If this works out I will be 100% without any issues. This will be the first time I will be 100% healthy in 3 years!

Oldsuperman
10-11-2009, 03:36 PM
Will do!!

In the end of the six weeks, Ed I will be contacting you. If this works out I will be 100% without any issues. This will be the first time I will be 100% healthy in 3 years!

You're gonna do great! Just be honest about it, all of it and you will be a winner no matter what goes down!

bodyhard
10-11-2009, 04:39 PM
You're gonna do great! Just be honest about it, all of it and you will be a winner no matter what goes down!


Ed whatever you tell me to do I will follow to the letter! I am as dedicated to this as the best there is out there, I have lived the bodybuilding lifestyle my whole life, just never competed.

blu2xtreme
10-11-2009, 09:32 PM
Everyone seems pretty happy today:D
Odd but I can't think of a damn thing to bitch about either...

esplendido
10-11-2009, 09:49 PM
I'm farting butterflies and belching rainbows over here.

musclemilf
10-12-2009, 10:01 AM
Every muscle in body has been pounded to the max and feel it. I'm in too much pain to get pissed off at stupid people.

Baldiewonkanobi
10-12-2009, 10:52 AM
I am crazy fuckin pissed off this morning. The only reason the gym even opened this morning was because the blond pony tailed Asian aerobics instructor had a key for his dozen or so fat ass 3rd world housewives with their sweat shirts all tied around their waists.....which hide those cow sized asses of course. Aerobics boy knows how to turn on the lights in the aerobics room and the weight room...good. What he does not know is how to turn the light on in the fucking bathrooms. So half way thru my leg morning I need to piss like an old race horse with a prostate gland the size of fucking New Jersey. I make my way upstairs in the dark with a hand on the wall like a blind man. I get to the top, make a right, (come on Baldie use your memory here) another right, a tight right to the urinals. SHIT I found one...hand in the urinal!!. Dayum!!!!! I drain the old snake and do a 180 looking for the sink. Tadaaa. I wash my hands and find the towel dispenser....NO FUCKING TOWELS. The juices were flowing. Downstairs I finished legs...so much so...damn near passed out. I had to lay still on a mat for 10 min. God I love Bodybuilding. Where else can you commit the act of mayhem on Iron instead of flesh?? Well, this morning the Iron fought back...big time.

Baldie

gman
10-12-2009, 12:28 PM
The hand in the urinal would have me in a frenzy I would have set my PR on squats due to the adrenalin of being so mad.

I am fuckin pissed about the Arnold challenge judging being on Friday, I know the gd world doesn't revolve around me, but fuck it, it sucks.

esplendido
10-12-2009, 12:29 PM
Had a fucking awesome time trying to do legs this a.m. Warmed up with 500lbs on the leg press and got burning pain shoot across my left abs. DAMN! Can't quite do heavy leg work yet with the torn oblique....but tore the freakin leg extension and leg curl UP!

But workoutinteruptis comes midway when Ichabod Crane doing excruciating power cleans with a mind-numbing 145lbs slithers over to ask if he's doing them right. EXCUSE ME????? And I'm fucking watching your ass today? (O.K., I'm watching, but fuck you for assuming). Doing them right??? For what?? Points? Your androgenous ass is too small for football and you sure as hell aren't an Olympic lifter. Nothing you're doing is right.....so Fuck off and let me finish my legs. (O.K. again, I did give him good instructions....but privately thought the above rant!!!!)

Fuckin' newbs! At least they recognize!!!!

blu2xtreme
10-13-2009, 11:22 AM
Just a fuckin beautiful day in Vegas...bulking away and working the weights heavy..screw the wimps that say girls shouldn't bulk.
Body hurts ...it feels great.
Have a great training day :faces:

bodyhard
10-13-2009, 01:29 PM
Fuck I am fucking amped up today but can't get a fucking workout in as of yet. Still working on the inflammation on my shoulder!!!!

But man I am feeling the need to hit the fucking gym! 6 weeks just seems to goddamn fucking long!!

gman
10-13-2009, 01:30 PM
I think I would fuckin kill myself if I had to lay off 6 weeks, you are a better man than I...truly sucks

bodyhard
10-13-2009, 01:44 PM
I think I would fuckin kill myself if I had to lay off 6 weeks, you are a better man than I...truly sucks

Mike it is hard as hell man! But I just keep telling myself it is for the better. I have been training with the pain and according to the Rehab guy, I made it worst.

gman
10-13-2009, 01:49 PM
6 weeks is a blink of an eye, John...get through it and kick some ass afterwards!

bodyhard
10-13-2009, 01:51 PM
6 weeks is a blink of an eye, John...get through it and kick some ass afterwards!

That is what I keep telling myself. The only thing that would truly piss me off is, if after the 6 weeks they still say I need surgery!!!

gman
10-13-2009, 05:15 PM
where are all the bad ass mothafucka homies today?

I had to change my fucking workout today because two dickhead 35% bf guys were hogging the crossover, both doing tricep pushdowns with less weight than my fucking pinky could press down....the typical "lifting" routine....standing db curls, tricep pushdowns and db rows, all with less weight than a starving Biafran could lift.

No chance those fuckers have done a friggin squat or dead in their pitiful lives.

freebirdmac
10-13-2009, 08:22 PM
Ha! I almost had one of those nights at the gym. Got to the leg press the same time as a lady who just got off the leg extensions. I asked and she said she had been waiting so I was going to let her go first (the other two machines were taken). Fortunately she declined and let me go. Good thing. She waited for the next machine and did something like looked like it was supposed to calf raises with the locks in place but was more like 1" leg presses. Same weight, 360# I was using for deep leg presses. Not sure what she was trying to accomplish. Next a guy jumped on one of two leg extensions 10 seconds before me. Then just sat there huffing and puffing. And sat there. :cloud: Finally he knocked out a set and got off. I knew the other one would be occupied for awhile by a hard hitting regular.

Oh, I did get pissed that the HS-like low row machine couldn't be adjusted for me to reach the handles. Seat is too tall to even make it possible to first stand and grab them :mad: Fortunately I could use the high row machine.

gman
10-13-2009, 08:27 PM
for you to complain Pam, it must have been pretty bad.

freebirdmac
10-13-2009, 08:36 PM
for you to complain Pam, it must have been pretty bad.

Oh I can get quite pissy at people in the gym. I've had to deal with those same morons monopolizing the only standalone crossover machine doing really light weight stupid crap. Or wrist curls in the squat rack. Or taking weights from my station while I'm in the middle of a set or while I'm walking to another station to gather more.

I'm not always nice. I can do a good red-headed throw down when called for :)

gman
10-13-2009, 09:00 PM
Yeah, I knew you had it in you!

You mean that lightweight bullcrap "rotator cuff" stuff they do in the crossover? That pisses me off too, usually the people doing that shit have no reason too...they bench press half their body weight and have no chance of hurting their RC's

esplendido
10-24-2009, 10:51 PM
I go to the north club (I use the east club 99% of the time) for back tonight because it's a short workout and I lazied around until an hour before they close. The freakin' north club is a few miles closer to the hacienda.

I avoid the north club because of the dumbass students and the whiny soccor moms, who bitch about everything good in a gym. They infest the place like an STD and think that THEY are the chosen ones. This gym used to be a badass, hardcore, ball busting facility until the owner, a former bber, decided he wanted to become wealthy rather than altruistic towards his brother ironmen. Fuck him, but the alternatives are worse.

So I'm pretty much shaming everyone away from the equipment while doing pulldowns with 300lbs, grunting like a real man and sweating on my second set. There's a guy doing ass-to-floor squats with 125lbs while his fawning girlfriend admires it all sitting on her 2' wide ass, waiting to do side raises with 5lb dumbbells. At least he's doing the squats correctly.

I move to the low row machine and add a 20lb dumbbell to the top of the 300lb stack and people start to back up like the machine might explode. Fine with me....these twinks are annoying me anyway. I ram out a set of 8 and then add another 20lb dumbbell. Now the desk attendents are watching from 50' away, and I glare at them with the "don't even fuck with me about adding weight to the machine" look, and they keep their distance. I feel the hate....I'm the fucking anomaly....the virus that might ruin their little love nest of cappuccino sucking, minivan wrangling, twinks, bottoms, and fems. I magnify the hate back with a loud set of 340lb low rows and let the stack slam down on my last rep.

I move to the pulldown machine and hook a narrow grip handle to the cable for close grip pull downs. I slam the pin into the slot marked 240. The loving couple by the squat rack look at me sideways. I'm calculating how far up her ass I can shove his head before she stops liking it, and manhandle a set of 8 pulldowns.

Now, all the while, the gym speakers are belting out a local rock channels's musical lineup. I don't bring my own hit list and iPod. I like the sounds of the gym (usually) and the canned music works for me. About halfway through that first set of close grip pulldowns, the speakers go dead and all you can hear is my effort. Perhaps the radio station had a broadcast glitch. Maybe the gym staff are searching for a better channel. I look at the clock. 30 minutes to closing time. I start my next set and begin to realize that the music has simply been turned off. WTF!

I finish my workout over the next 10 minutes in utter silence and it annoyed the hell out of me. I saunter up to the desk to retrieve my keys and ask the skinny-assed twink working it if it was their tradition to turn the music off 1/2 early. Missing my sarcasm, he states that it's the gym's policy to turn the music off 30 minutes before closing to give the "clients" a warning that the gym was about to close.

Let me define "clients". These must be blind, mentally deficient, mouth breathers totally unable to manage their time or read a fucking clock, of which, exists one on each wall of the entire facility. These imafuckinstudentandyouannoymegetoutofthegym employees won't work a second past closing. They know nothing about training. And the Owner could care less.......

I hate this world!

sassy69
10-24-2009, 11:07 PM
"I am the anomoly".

Words to live by!

Sledge
10-24-2009, 11:09 PM
While I was training this morning they had a Britney Spears DVD on the whole time. Nuff said.


I need to go shower again.

Baldiewonkanobi
10-26-2009, 09:14 AM
10-24-2009 Rick is being Rick. Perfect!!
10-25-2009 What the fuck happened in his world?

Will we really ever know?


Baldie

Capt_lou
11-02-2009, 11:18 AM
To all you Power house fuckers!

Yea I am the new guy, I am the one that walked in your quite little gym with the back street boys on the radio and picked up the 120lb DB's to knock out a set of bench while grunting and sweating all over your pretty little benches. i am the one that drops heavy ass weight on the floor causing them to bounce all over the fucking place.

Yea thanks for the looks and stares while I have Judas Priest blaring on my IPOD. What you hate that my head is down and I talk to the weights...well fuck you! Sorry if I don't have time to talk to you about your job, or your kids...catch me in the parking lot after I get done.

And too the five foot one, 130lb dork wearing skull rings while doing a half ass tricep extension...MOVE YOUR ASS OFF THE CABLES!

Sorry..just a little rant lol :)

Baldiewonkanobi
11-02-2009, 11:19 AM
You fit....hang with us.


Baldie

bodyhard
11-02-2009, 12:30 PM
To all you Power house fuckers!

Yea I am the new guy, I am the one that walked in your quite little gym with the back street boys on the radio and picked up the 120lb DB's to knock out a set of bench while grunting and sweating all over your pretty little benches. i am the one that drops heavy ass weight on the floor causing them to bounce all over the fucking place.

Yea thanks for the looks and stares while I have Judas Priest blaring on my IPOD. What you hate that my head is down and I talk to the weights...well fuck you! Sorry if I don't have time to talk to you about your job, or your kids...catch me in the parking lot after I get done.

And too the five foot one, 130lb dork wearing skull rings while doing a half ass tricep extension...MOVE YOUR ASS OFF THE CABLES!

Sorry..just a little rant lol :)

Welcome to hell, you will fit right in! :yep:

esplendido
11-03-2009, 12:14 AM
Fuck

Oldsuperman
11-03-2009, 03:19 AM
WELCOME!!!!:shake:
:udaman:
:yourock:

AND WAHT TOOK YA SO LONG!!!:dunno:

Baldiewonkanobi
11-03-2009, 08:22 AM
Fuck

I'll double that....




Hows training Rick??


Baldie

esplendido
11-03-2009, 02:41 PM
Started Keto Nov. 1st. I'm hungry!

Baldiewonkanobi
11-03-2009, 02:51 PM
Rick...doing weekly, bi bi monthly or monthly carb/Leptin loads?

HUNGRY IS GOOD :yep:

Baldie

gman
11-03-2009, 03:00 PM
carb loading is for motherfuckin pussies.

I am about to become one.

bodyhard
11-03-2009, 03:40 PM
Fuck


Are you back??!!

esplendido
11-03-2009, 03:47 PM
Are you back??!!

Yes, no. I love you guys too much to disappear completely.

Baldie, 1 cheat meal per week....90 minutes of pigging out on anything.

gman
11-03-2009, 03:47 PM
you're still going to come in 2nd.

fatbackgoal
11-03-2009, 04:21 PM
Good to have you back!

Oldsuperman
11-03-2009, 11:01 PM
Yes, no. I love you guys too much to disappear completely.

Baldie, 1 cheat meal per week....90 minutes of pigging out on anything.

During my building stage I do the same except it's for only 40 mins.

I've had no carbs for 5 wks getting ready for this shoot. Not gonna do this kinda work again! Can't wait to get back to bbling next week!


Good to have you back!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BADASSMOTHAFUCKER!!!!:yep:

esplendido
11-04-2009, 10:11 PM
you're still going to come in 2nd.

Looking good, Mike!

gman
11-04-2009, 10:16 PM
thanks Rick, I miss you, don't be a stranger.

bodyhard
11-05-2009, 02:52 PM
Dude we need some badasses at the masters section. This place is starting to turn into a fucking faggot love fest, where you at man!!!

gman
11-25-2009, 05:40 PM
3 ladies trying to obviously "tone" up stroll over to the heavy end of the db rack and proceed to do db kickbacks, one arm rows, and bicep curls all with 5-10 lb dbs. within inches of the 80-100 lbers that I need to get to. first time in weeks I have been pissed.

cook
11-25-2009, 05:53 PM
Drop one of the 100s on one of their feet.It will make you feel much better.

gman
11-25-2009, 07:01 PM
Drop one of the 100s on one of their feet.It will make you feel much better.

or yank it off the rack and "accidentally" break a jaw or two.

freebirdmac
12-01-2009, 02:11 PM
I almost lost it last night. It was time for leg press and the two good machines were occupied, one by a trainer and his client, another by another member. The member and the trainer were chatting so I walked up and asked the trainer first how many sets were left. I get back this lecture "Well, let me tell you how I train. There are no set reps or sets.... yada yada yada" Now this is a big guy, he's got some muscles (and some fat) but has to be the world's worse, most obnoxious trainer. Form? Forget about it, he doesn't correct for form. He just pushes heavier weight on his clients. Spot? He can't be bothered to spot a client. Loud? Yes! Counts loud, talks loud, and sometimes uses a whistle! He's also an equipment hog with his clients.

So I cut him off and said ok, how much time are we talking about? Fortunately the other member chimed in and said he had 3 sets left. Done. So I ran to the bathroom and came back as the guy finished his 3rd set. Meanwhile the obnoxious ass had his client doing .... something. I couldn't tell if it was 1/2" presses, or was supposed to be calve raises, or who know what. I think it was supposed to be calf raises. Now there were two seated calf machines, a standing calf machine, and a donkey calf machine all open. Not to mention the Smith was open. This guy is just a complete ass.

I had one previous run in with him on the assisted chin/pull up machine. My wo partner and I walked up, asked how long, and was told "Oh it'll be a looong time." And he wasn't kidding. I couldn't even describe all of the craziness he used the machine for. What really irked me was that we had to go into the "private training room" to do our weighted pull ups (and risk getting kicked out). Why in the hell didn't he and his client use it instead of taking up the one that's in the lifting area? I swear my wo partner and I did 3 sets each of pull ups plus 3 sets of seated rows. And he still had his client on the assisted machine.

I really do hate this guy! Obnoxious, self-important, machine hogging ass-hole! Which is exactly where I'd like to put that whistle whenever he uses it.

cook
12-01-2009, 02:37 PM
I just ate a half charbroiled chicken from El pollo rugio or something like that.Anyway it was a badassmuthagoodtasting chicken.

gman
12-01-2009, 02:42 PM
honestly Pam, does it seem that the PT industry is overrun with morons, or is it just me?

About 1 in 50 are worth their weight in gold, the other 49 know less than the clients they serve.

bodyhard
12-01-2009, 03:00 PM
I almost lost it last night. It was time for leg press and the two good machines were occupied, one by a trainer and his client, another by another member. The member and the trainer were chatting so I walked up and asked the trainer first how many sets were left. I get back this lecture "Well, let me tell you how I train. There are no set reps or sets.... yada yada yada" Now this is a big guy, he's got some muscles (and some fat) but has to be the world's worse, most obnoxious trainer. Form? Forget about it, he doesn't correct for form. He just pushes heavier weight on his clients. Spot? He can't be bothered to spot a client. Loud? Yes! Counts loud, talks loud, and sometimes uses a whistle! He's also an equipment hog with his clients.

So I cut him off and said ok, how much time are we talking about? Fortunately the other member chimed in and said he had 3 sets left. Done. So I ran to the bathroom and came back as the guy finished his 3rd set. Meanwhile the obnoxious ass had his client doing .... something. I couldn't tell if it was 1/2" presses, or was supposed to be calve raises, or who know what. I think it was supposed to be calf raises. Now there were two seated calf machines, a standing calf machine, and a donkey calf machine all open. Not to mention the Smith was open. This guy is just a complete ass.

I had one previous run in with him on the assisted chin/pull up machine. My wo partner and I walked up, asked how long, and was told "Oh it'll be a looong time." And he wasn't kidding. I couldn't even describe all of the craziness he used the machine for. What really irked me was that we had to go into the "private training room" to do our weighted pull ups (and risk getting kicked out). Why in the hell didn't he and his client use it instead of taking up the one that's in the lifting area? I swear my wo partner and I did 3 sets each of pull ups plus 3 sets of seated rows. And he still had his client on the assisted machine.

I really do hate this guy! Obnoxious, self-important, machine hogging ass-hole! Which is exactly where I'd like to put that whistle whenever he uses it.

A fucking whistle are you fucking kidding me? Fuck I would just bust out laughing right in front of him!

freebirdmac
12-01-2009, 03:06 PM
A fucking whistle are you fucking kidding me? Fuck I would just bust out laughing right in front of him!

Oh, be in the middle of a tough set and hear that thing go off! It's not a normal gym noise and it's loud, so it's startling.

Oh, and one time he decided to sit down while his client was doing high rep squats. Beside the rack where I was doing dead lifts. Mind out I was in between him and his client. While he yelled out the count.

fatbackgoal
12-01-2009, 03:12 PM
honestly Pam, does it seem that the PT industry is overrun with morons, or is it just me?

About 1 in 50 are worth their weight in gold, the other 49 know less than the clients they serve.

If you think about it they kinda need people to not get in good shape or else they would lose a majority of their clients.

freebirdmac
12-01-2009, 03:15 PM
If you think about it they kinda need people to not get in good shape or else they would lose a majority of their clients.

Given how a lot of these trainers look, they need trainers! In addition to learning some gym etiquette.

gman
12-01-2009, 03:18 PM
there was actually one at the Princess Anne Gold's who was a great trainer, he competed as a bodybuilder and kept in tip top shape all the time. I saw him training people, and he always had them doing old school stuff.

esplendido
12-01-2009, 04:07 PM
Old School, cool. Only a fool would reject the effect, the tool! Down with it, heavy and low, no way other, cruel but true. Do the work few will do. To grow big, new muscle, people drool. Grueling, too. The few will rise, prize in hand, stand alone, born of muscle and fuel. True!

bodyhard
12-02-2009, 11:05 AM
Old School, cool. Only a fool would reject the effect, the tool! Down with it, heavy and low, no way other, cruel but true. Do the work few will do. To grow big, new muscle, people drool. Grueling, too. The few will rise, prize in hand, stand alone, born of muscle and fuel. True!

Poetry in motion!

Baldiewonkanobi
12-02-2009, 11:13 AM
Yes Rick...thats it. Old School...I know no other way. My old belt had 'Pump till ya Puke" on the back. I carry smelling salts and airline barf bags in my bag.

Note...if I see Birdie down the road be polite, hide my whistle, quick hug hello then RUN.

Baldie

zubbeyboy
12-02-2009, 11:14 AM
Esplendido,

I like how you roll!!
Reps given

gman
12-02-2009, 11:15 AM
I have my eyes on my chiros old school brass arm-blaster.

he still has the one he got in junior high school in the late 70's

I may lift it next time I am over there. Couldn't find one like that now

buckimscl
12-02-2009, 10:56 PM
I have my eyes on my chiros old school brass arm-blaster.

he still has the one he got in junior high school in the late 70's

I may lift it next time I am over there. Couldn't find one like that now
They still have them Mike.

gman
12-02-2009, 10:58 PM
i looked and could find nothing but cheap ass metal ones.

buckimscl
12-02-2009, 11:06 PM
Look on Ebay. Just search bicep blaster. They have the brass looking ones. You may not be able to find the exact kind that your chiro has but they have them.

Here ya go:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=350287343222&Category=1521&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D1

Hey they are even close to you in VA no less.....Bucki has all the connections! LMAO

esplendido
12-03-2009, 01:51 PM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5769007

bodyhard
12-03-2009, 03:20 PM
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5769007

LMFAO!! funny shit!

blu2xtreme
12-04-2009, 01:24 AM
LMFAO!! funny shit!

Way... crazy funny :hypno:

D_T
12-04-2009, 01:23 PM
Last week there was a guy reading a book on the leg extension machine, just sitting there. After that he went to read on the bike while pedaling about 20 rpm. I want to Terry Tate Office Linebacker that fucker so bad.

Baldiewonkanobi
12-07-2009, 11:16 AM
What the fuck is going on in the Masters section? I'm gonna tell you all just once and for all....


THERE IS NO PROTEIN IN PABLUM.......OK???


Baldie

gman
12-07-2009, 11:57 AM
what is pablum?

Baldiewonkanobi
12-07-2009, 01:12 PM
It's what your parents called....

:sad:BABY FOOD:sad:

I sware thats where this whole fucking Masters section is beginning to lean.....Waaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaa

Baldie

gman
12-07-2009, 01:37 PM
ok, Baldie, we get the message!

esplendido
12-07-2009, 06:16 PM
What the fuck is going on in the Masters section? I'm gonna tell you all just once and for all....


THERE IS NO PROTEIN IN PABLUM.......OK???


Baldie

Baldie, take your Adderall and step away from the keyboard :p

bodyhard
12-07-2009, 08:28 PM
It's what your parents called....

:sad:BABY FOOD:sad:

I sware thats where this whole fucking Masters section is beginning to lean.....Waaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaa

Baldie


LMGDMFAO!!! We need more hardcore people in the masters!

blu2xtreme
12-08-2009, 02:56 AM
LMGDMFAO!!! We need more hardcore people in the masters!

So when are you going to start a journal so we have some more hardcore people here :yep:

bodyhard
12-08-2009, 01:14 PM
So when are you going to start a journal so we have some more hardcore people here :yep:
As soon as this fucking shoulder heals up. Its been a real uphill battle and it is taking more than the 6 weeks I was originally told. Unfortunately I think the next step is surgery.

But trust me when I do start training it is going to be fucking hell. I need to start hitting the gym ASAP before I kill somebody and wind up in prison.

gman
12-08-2009, 01:15 PM
they have good gyms in prisons I hear

bodyhard
12-08-2009, 02:28 PM
they have good gyms in prisons I hear

Yup they sure do been there done that a lot more times than I wished for. Not sure about these days though, haven't been there in a while, but soon, very soon..

Capt_lou
12-08-2009, 03:44 PM
they have good gyms in prisons I hear

But I would not do Good Morning's or SLDL's there :hypno:

gman
12-08-2009, 04:08 PM
donkey calf raises would be even worse

blu2xtreme
12-08-2009, 04:36 PM
You boys are so bad:hypno:

gman
12-08-2009, 04:39 PM
You boys are so bad:hypno:

Ever wonder what the female prison equivalent of dropping the soap is?

blu2xtreme
12-08-2009, 08:11 PM
Ever wonder what the female prison equivalent of dropping the soap is?

Not thinking it would be very nice ...
and nice boys wouldn't even wonder that:confused:

gman
12-08-2009, 08:34 PM
Not thinking it would be very nice ...
and nice boys wouldn't even wonder that:confused:

who said I was nice? :dunno:

Youngguns
10-29-2010, 11:44 AM
Sweet thread bro!

axioma
10-29-2010, 11:58 AM
I don't where I was when this thread was started...bizarre.

I guess streamofconsciousnessprofanity is in....Joe Rogan does it much better, JMO.

DUKE56
10-29-2010, 01:34 PM
The last I heard and have seen on the tube is that all weights were taken out of the prisons. The got tired of the inmates being in better shape than the guards and the guards getting hurt or killed. I know that's for sure in Arkansas.

joedemarco
10-29-2010, 03:06 PM
My all time favorite thread! I'm so glad someone found it. Of course, the opening post by the author (and the baddest of the Badassmuthafuckas)Esplendido is just the best:

Fuckin Badassmuthafucka thread
That's right! Punk the haterz! Fuck the soccer mom gyms. Lick my sweaty balls, Planet Fitness/Bally's/*enter name of lame fucking gym here*.....

Yeah, that was me hollering back there by the lifting platform. I was pounding out a few reps in deadlifts, using weight that approximates the gay Prius you drive! I have more sweat beading off my balls after 5 reps than you manufacture in a week.

And the pin on the pulldown machine is bent. I had to use it on the low row station to hang a 45lb plate on that weakass stack just to get a pump. Is there anyone in the fucking gym that has any muscle?

What? Someone complained that I dropped the dumbbells again? Tell you what, punkasstwink....if you can even pick up the dumbbells I just dropped, I'll quit dropping them.

I'm bad for business because people are afraid to workout around me? I'm the fucking biggest, baddest, strongest monster in the gym! They should bring their folding soccer chairs in and sit their lazy asses down and take notes as I train! What the fuck do you sell to people here?

The next MFer that answers a cell phone while I'm doing a set is going to be skewered on the end of the Tbar and I'm going to do rows with him!

Look, you metrosexual gayass wannabe...you're dime a dozen at the clubs. I'm the one making women wet and getting the props from the guys when they stand next to slabs of real, hard earned muscle. I walk into restaurants and jaws drop. You walk in and they're handing you an application for wait staff. Lift a fucking weight!!!!

I'll step down from my soapbox at this point and open it up for the rest of you to jump in.......
__________________

KyMuscle
10-31-2010, 02:16 AM
A 50+-year-old man wrote this? Seriously? It reads like something some 14-year-old punk would write.

Somebody overdosed on androgens...

Sledge
10-31-2010, 06:58 AM
I once caught a fish that was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big

HeavyDutyGuy
10-31-2010, 04:34 PM
Well yeah my posing trunks can barely contain me so there!!! ;)

bryantone
10-31-2010, 09:52 PM
????? I dont get it.. what is this thread about?

axioma
11-01-2010, 08:43 AM
I don't really know...this is one that can and should be put to bed.

joedemarco
11-01-2010, 09:28 AM
????? I dont get it.. what is this thread about?

It was a thread started by Esplendido to let everyone know that he is a BADASSMOTHERFUCKER. It is quite the literary work of art and was always my favorite thread that he wrote next to "How Did I Get So Big".


I don't really know...this is one that can and should be put to bed.

Yes, you are right. I will close this great masterpiece down this morning. Everyone please say goodbye....:byeb: