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george.mumford
12-31-2009, 09:21 AM
I know this is a odd question but if I was already a low bodyfat how could I look bloated or fatter without getting fat. Would I eat a shit load of carbs one day and drink a lot of water with that, while eating a lot of sodium?
I wanted to look bloated for a photoshoot. Could I bounce back on my diet without looking too bloated for to long? Thanks happy new years.

jack08son
12-31-2009, 11:28 AM
why not just carb up like you would for a show? instead of overdoing and becoming bloated take the opportunity to practice carbing up to fill out.

george.mumford
12-31-2009, 12:57 PM
My goal was to look fat in my before photos. When i carb up for a show I dont look bloated.

jack08son
12-31-2009, 03:22 PM
ohh i see...well down the water and carbs and try to spill over, it might work. are you trying to enter an hydroxycut contest??

Con
12-31-2009, 04:25 PM
Eat a lot of junk food and drink lots of water then don't use the bathroom and stick out your gut as much as possible. You should manage to look pretty shitty.

s2h
12-31-2009, 05:52 PM
snickers bar,honey and red wine enough said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rw0885
01-01-2010, 08:57 PM
haha, this is an easy answer...everything that youre doing to diet, just stop that and start doing the opposite. if you have been dieting for a while, then your body should absorb the hell out of some shitty nutrients, just try not to go overboard so you wont have too hard of a time getting it back off.

GirlyMuscle
01-01-2010, 10:12 PM
Just eat a bunch of carbs and drink lots of water. Your belly will distend and you'll smooth out.

SlimTim
01-01-2010, 10:17 PM
Instead of drinking water, drink diet soda or a carbonated drink

MUD
01-01-2010, 10:24 PM
Instead of drinking water, drink diet soda or a carbonated drink
I agree! I can tell a difference when I go from straight water to coke zero.

Bekim Rizvani
01-02-2010, 12:46 AM
Eat a bunch of pizza ice cream wash it down with a cup of soy sauce and wa lah bloated

Sugan
01-02-2010, 12:47 AM
Ask my avatar.

sassy69
01-19-2010, 05:11 PM
Eat a bunch of pizza ice cream wash it down with a cup of soy sauce and wa lah bloated


There ya go - processed carbs, fat, dairy and a lot of sodium. If you don't look like shit after that, there's something wrong.

s2h
01-19-2010, 10:34 PM
better yet drink a gallon of muscle milk and you'll blow up like a balloon and wont get off the shitter for 2 days!!!