Schmoe Mail

[GirlyMuscle]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

" Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

3- how old are you and where you from"

Nice try.

[BananaHammock]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

" Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

3- how old are you and where you from"

Nice try.

What a werdio........................btw how big are quads and can you give us your best ronnie coleman glutezilla pose. And I don't mean that in a schmoeish way.

[barbellbarbie]

hey atleast he TRIED an angle i get the what is your bi measurement how big do you want to get and do you think you could make me unconscious by leg locking my head..

[GirlyMuscle]

Oh I get lots of those as well but every once in awhile you get one who comes up with a novel angle.

I also had a guy for a long time who pestered me for paypal info because he wanted to finance my training, etc. He claimed he knew a future Ms Olympia when he saw one. LMAO!!!!

[barbellbarbie]

fuck that take his money lol

i accidently went on a date with a schmoe.. oh when i realized.. i was NOT a happy person.. he asked on 6 or 7 separate occasions in 2 hours if he could touch my arms.. if he even knew how close he was to having my elbow "touch" his face he would have run lol

[GirlyMuscle]

Nah..that's the thing...he would have expected something in return for his monetary support.

[barbellbarbie]

thats why you dont give him your address or phone number.. jk but god damn people are creepy arent they?

[Sledge]

SO what do you lady's bench?

[GirlyMuscle]

Nothing exciting. 143 on my new max-ot plan. Ask BBB, I'm sure she benches twice that.

[Sledge]

143kg. that's pretty good.

[GirlyMuscle]

65 kg...143 pounds

[exit2010]

how can you tell if SHE is a schmoe???

[Toniann]

I always get, How big do you want to get, what do I bench, Do I do wrestling sessions, Can I crush or bend something. I get those every day

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

how can you tell if SHE is a schmoe???


If you get felt up for no reason at all, even by complete strangers.

[Allifit]

I always get, How big do you want to get, what do I bench, Do I do wrestling sessions, Can I crush or bend something. I get those every day

LOL. Just today I got (and sadly this is verbatim) "Alli, I from Spain, make you to lift and carry? Shoulder me male like to be carry here."

[The Big Sexy]

If I want to know a measurement of a female, I tackle them - punch them in the back of the head a few times - then measure the bodypart I would like to know the circumference/diameter of. Fortunately, I never really have the desire to ask a woman how big her... arms are. The important stuff... I can pretty much tell anyway. :)

[exit2010]

LOL. Just today I got (and sadly this is verbatim) "Alli, I from Spain, make you to lift and carry? Shoulder me male like to be carry here."


damn that broken english is hot stuff.

i mean . . . hot english is very broken that stuff damn. see same thing.

[GirlyMuscle]

I get a lot of European men asking me their broken English questions.

[Sledge]

I prefer this method.

[barbellbarbie]

Nothing exciting. 143 on my new max-ot plan. Ask BBB, I'm sure she benches twice that.
i cant barbebell bench hehe that spawns well.. what is your heavist lift? kind of questions

[GirlyMuscle]

Yeah...the usual. I'm talking to GX on yahoo right now and I forgot to block when I signed on. Now I have some schmoe pestering the hell out of me. What do you weigh? How much stronger are you now? Does your bf get off on you lifting? ugh.

[whatdayaknow]

How do you deal with that? My husband is 6'6" 265lbs. He would crush a guy that pulled that crap with me.

[Wh1teruss1an]

I can't believe these shmoes are so brazen with the questions! I wouldn't say any of those things in a million years to someone! LOL

[GirlyMuscle]

Deal with it? Depends on my mood. Usually I ignore them. And I can handle them on my own. I don't need someone else to do it. And since I don't have a husband, he doesn't care. :)

[barbellbarbie]

Yeah...the usual. I'm talking to GX on yahoo right now and I forgot to block when I signed on. Now I have some schmoe pestering the hell out of me. What do you weigh? How much stronger are you now? Does your bf get off on you lifting? ugh.


omg u let them know what your yahoo is? you are crazy lol i get the crap on myspace and facebook and when im out sometimes.. i had a guy swear that he saw me in some magazine and ask to take a pic with me at a bar recently lol creepy as all hell..

i was waiting to get into the MGM for the after party of the Mr O and these 2 skinny guys wanted to touch my arm lol that is what i get for wearing sleeveless

[whatdayaknow]

Deal with it? Depends on my mood. Usually I ignore them. And I can handle them on my own. I don't need someone else to do it. And since I don't have a husband, he doesn't care. :)

That was not a shot at you. I am just saying in my world my husband would have freaked out. By the way he drives me nuts half of the time so I will be more than happy to loan him out.

[GirlyMuscle]

I was a little niave to the whole schmoe thing when I first started on bbing forums and stuff. I didn't know what a schmoe was. I also make everything I do in the name of GirlyMuscle so it's not hard to find me. Usually, I block my yahoo messenger now but yahoo has some ghey thing now that signs you on to messenger when you check your yahoo mail. You have no choice. It pops up in the corner of the mail webpage.

[GirlyMuscle]

That was not a shot at you. I am just saying in my world my husband would have freaked out. By the way he drives me nuts half of the time so I will be more than happy to loan him out.

I know. It's cool. :flowers:

[barbellbarbie]

I was a little niave to the whole schmoe thing when I first started on bbing forums and stuff. I didn't know what a schmoe was. I also make everything I do in the name of GirlyMuscle so it's not hard to find me. Usually, I block my yahoo messenger now but yahoo has some ghey thing now that signs you on to messenger when you check your yahoo mail. You have no choice. It pops up in the corner of the mail webpage.
thats terrible you should be able to log in without these creepy bastards harassing you..

[MsGuns]

Do schmoes pay for autographed pics? or do they want them for free?

[GirlyMuscle]

They ask for them for free but will pay when you make them.

[barbellbarbie]

ohhh how could i forget arm wrestling in the list of schmoe requests?

hi my name is _____ your bad baby i love a girl that takes care of her body and love to work out and your pretty would love to get to know u better and maybe arm wrestle some day:-)

[Allifit]

Now I have some schmoe pestering the hell out of me. What do you weigh? How much stronger are you now? Does your bf get off on you lifting? ugh.

Ah yes.....the standard schmoe questions....:no:

[Allifit]

ohhh how could i forget arm wrestling in the list of schmoe requests?

hi my name is _____ your bad baby i love a girl that takes care of her body and love to work out and your pretty would love to get to know u better and maybe arm wrestle some day:-)

This just made me laugh- all too familiar. Arm wrestling, wrestling, scissor sessions, UGH.

[barbellbarbie]

honestly.. who the hell arm wrestles lol i dont think i have arm wrestled since 6th grade lol ill be honest.. i would love to choke out a few of these guys but i somewhat doubt that is what they had in mind for "wrestling" lol

[MsGuns]

ohhh how could i forget arm wrestling in the list of schmoe requests?

hi my name is _____ your bad baby i love a girl that takes care of her body and love to work out and your pretty would love to get to know u better and maybe arm wrestle some day:-)

That is the top question to me!

Or they ask you to get on webcam so yall can compare arms....wth?

[barbellbarbie]

well i dont own nor will i buy a web cam so they are just shit out of luck

[MsGuns]

what about the ones who want you to move to their country bc they claim there arent muscular women in there city?

[barbellbarbie]

LOL havent gotten that one yet hehe how the hell do you not just burst into laughter?

[MsGuns]

LOL havent gotten that one yet hehe how the hell do you not just burst into laughter?

This is thru instant msging...
I tell them NO Im not visiting or moving...lol
They get mad and ask why dont I like them...lol
They think cause you talk to them you like them...wth?

[barbellbarbie]

lol nothing a little haldol wont correct..

[RealLilSwole]

I got a guy that emails me every few weeks wanting to to shit on him. I told my fiance` I should take him up on his offer, got to White Castle for the 10 pack sliders, and then let him have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Melissa]

I got a guy that emails me every few weeks wanting to to shit on him. I told my fiance` I should take him up on his offer, got to White Castle for the 10 pack sliders, and then let him have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Best response ever!:lmao:

[musclemilf]

I got a guy that emails me every few weeks wanting to to shit on him. I told my fiance` I should take him up on his offer, got to White Castle for the 10 pack sliders, and then let him have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOL!!! I just had to login a LOL at your comment!!!

[Allifit]

I got a guy that emails me every few weeks wanting to to shit on him. I told my fiance` I should take him up on his offer, got to White Castle for the 10 pack sliders, and then let him have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LMFAO- my friend had a guy who was into something similar like that- she wrote him back and told him "$600.00 a turd, there's quality protein in my shit." Apparently that shut him up....

[-BLP-]

I will schmoe mail all of you let me win lottery first

[baronsrugby]

Sounds like these people are really f**ked up in the head. I never got the whole Sh7tting thing, must be a German thing (so I've heard). Responses are pretty freakin funny though.

[GirlyMuscle]

Today's beaut....

"?? hello miss, I have a question...I am 72kg= 158 pounds, can u lift me?"

[triceptor]

fuck that take his money lol

i accidently went on a date with a schmoe.. oh when i realized.. i was NOT a happy person.. he asked on 6 or 7 separate occasions in 2 hours if he could touch my arms.. if he even knew how close he was to having my elbow "touch" his face he would have run lol

bullshit.. I asked three fucking time... jeez....

[triceptor]

I got a guy that emails me every few weeks wanting to to shit on him. I told my fiance` I should take him up on his offer, got to White Castle for the 10 pack sliders, and then let him have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

no no no... for a real scat experience try a quart of prune juice.. 6 raw eggs and two cups of cooked oat meal approximately three hours prior to your meeting.... have him lay down on a tarp and have your fiance hold you up in a squatting position aiming your ass at him and blast him... it will be like turning the valve on a sceptic tank pumping truck to the blow position....

[triceptor]

This is thru instant msging...
I tell them NO Im not visiting or moving...lol
They get mad and ask why dont I like them...lol
They think cause you talk to them you like them...wth?

but you talk to me..... *weeping*

[sassy69]

no no no... for a real scat experience try a quart of prune juice.. 6 raw eggs and two cups of cooked oat meal approximately three hours prior to your meeting.... have him lay down on a tarp and have your fiance hold you up in a squatting position aiming your ass at him and blast him... it will be like turning the valve on a sceptic tank pumping truck to the blow position....


You've choreographed this pretty well! :yep:

[triceptor]

You've choreographed this pretty well! :yep:

idle mind.... the devil's workshop and all that.... yeah... I'm real bored LOL

[jlgiller]

idle mind.... the devil's workshop and all that.... yeah... I'm real bored LOL


Sweetie you really do fake being a schmoe very well, lol.

[triceptor]

Sweetie you really do fake being a schmoe very well, lol.

who's faking?

[jlgiller]

who's faking?


Oh please, lol.

[barbellbarbie]

who's faking?
x2 you are my favorite rx schmoe no worries :p

[triceptor]

x2 you are my favorite rx schmoe no worries :p

thank you.....

[triceptor]

x2 you are my favorite rx schmoe no worries :p

and you're my favorite leading lady..... love the side-shot of your boobs....

http://i.imagehost.org/0265/hitmanbnii.jpg

[barbellbarbie]

LOL must spread rep blah blah lol


not diggin the hair but the dress is hot tho lol

[triceptor]

LOL must spread rep blah blah lol


not diggin the hair but the dress is hot tho lol

yeah I love the way it stops just shy of top of your ass..... LOL

[jlgiller]

Lol

[barbellbarbie]

yeah I love the way it stops just shy of top of your ass..... LOL
lol that is a great pic whoever did that one is pretty decent :)

[exit2010]

hmmm now who has this profile pic?

[GirlyMuscle]

I can't see it. Too small.

[McLaug]

This is all very interesting. Not so interesting was "baronsrugby"' post that this nasty S....ing thing was german..."or so he heard". Where did he hear that ? If he wanted to say that we've got WC's here, yes, at last they arrived even here in Germany.

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

I can't see it. Too small.


Try this then.

http://forums.rxmuscle.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=52852&d=1266645140

[Toniann]

Guys can be so stupid.

[BrownBear]

lmfao. that was by far the WORST backpedaling i ever seen in my life.

[Tu Holmes]

lmfao. that was by far the WORST backpedaling i ever seen in my life.

Actually, I can believe it... I wouldn't doubt that he left his facebook logged in and some kid started some drama.

It's what kids do.

I've seen my fair share of crazy shit on facebook.

:)

[GirlyMuscle]

Today on youtube I got this message...

"My strenght about Bicepcurls

My strenght about Bicepcurls Hi here i do bicepcurls with 14,5kg=31,96lbs for maximum reps i can do!!

i would like to test my bicepstrenght against you to motivate me in my training :-)

can you do bicepcurls video you do maximum reps??
greetings:
Sven


{insert his video here}
Here i do Bicepcurls with 14,5Kg=31,96lbs for max reps i can do!!!
you can do more?? show you're video here "

[GirlyMuscle]

One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!



Bam!

[R.I.P.]

you lucky lucky girl you. he could of least showed you his cock. stupid schmoe.

[GirlyMuscle]

He did show me his heiney. I thought I'd spare y'all that one.

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

:lmao:

[GirlyMuscle]

Venus I know this is very schmoey of me but everyone knows I'm a sheschmoe anyway. Everytime I see that avatar I wanna hug one of your thighs. :D

[Ibarramedia]

Venus I know this is very schmoey of me but everyone knows I'm a sheschmoe anyway. Everytime I see that avatar I wanna hug one of your thighs. :D


I think Schmoette is the right term. ;)

[FitnBuf]

Ewwwww!!!! So not sexy!!!!!

Didnt take a whole lot of effort to cover himself either...hummm, not appealing Girlfriend! LMAO!!

[R.I.P.]

shmoette, lol.

[Wh1teruss1an]

One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!
http://forums.rxmuscle.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=60273&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1271949778
Bam!

http://i44.tinypic.com/bi01om.gif

[Gerb]

mental note: never come in this thread again... MY EYES!

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

mental note: never come in this thread again... MY EYES!


Yeah buddy... you will be scarred for life at the things you can see in this thread :yep:

[sassy69]

I'm going to have nightmares.

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I was looking through my sent folder for an email address, and I came across some old schmoe mail I got!!! :lmao:

[Sandpig]

:lmao:

I second that.
I pity you women that have to deal with creeps like this.

[cat]

[quote=GirlyMuscle;979081]One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!



This guy would be convenient to transport your food...You could keep your protein powder in the folds of his excess abdominal fat. There is even room to store a chicken cutlet or 2.......

[GirlyMuscle]

[quote=GirlyMuscle;979081]One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!



This guy would be convenient to transport your food...You could keep your protein powder in the folds of his excess abdominal fat. There is even room to store a chicken cutlet or 2.......

That just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[MsGuns]

You win GM!

[R.I.P.]

I got a guy that emails me every few weeks wanting to to shit on him. I told my fiance` I should take him up on his offer, got to White Castle for the 10 pack sliders, and then let him have it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


he'd probadly like that even more. are people fucking nuts. my god, the diseases.

[GirlyMuscle]

You win GM!

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

^^^ fucking Hell, man...

[GirlyMuscle]

And what? He thinks that's going to get me excited??? Sexually aroused??? :lmao:

[Jodie]

OMG. lol

[FitnBuf]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL


:hypno::hypno:Someone please give me a hot metal rod....I have to poke both my eys out!!!

GM...girl look at the hot pork he is offering you...LMAO!!!!!!!

[cat]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

It looks like he took the pic in a public men's bathroom or something...Now THAT makes me hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yep:

[Sledge]

LMAO! What a compliment!Accept this hug instead :hmn:


Every time I see your avatar I want to hug them both at the same time. :drool:

[tight booty]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

[tight booty]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL
I am at a loss for words! :hypno:

[Sledge]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

That's not schmoe mail. creepy though.

[GirlyMuscle]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

What a line. LOL Write back and tell him no CPR until his heart stops. Taking his breath away is only mouth to mouth. ;)

[GirlyMuscle]

Oh jebus. Every man's fantasy. LOL :rolleyes:

[MsGuns]

OMG he did not post that on your myspace page...he is sick!

[GirlyMuscle]

Yes he did. Posted both pics openly on myspace. If he had sent them to me in a PM I would have respected his privacy and not shared.

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[MsGuns]

^^^^^^^lol....thx now I will have this image in my head all day! Dayum u GM! Lol

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

^^^^^^^lol....thx now I will have this image in my head all day! Dayum u GM! Lol


Take this with you too :)


http://teachingphysics.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/staypuft_marshmallow_man.jpg

[cookiemonster]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

seems like a nice guy. lol

[GirlyMuscle]

seems like a nice guy. lol

It was you, wasn't it? ;)

[fitmomma3]

mental note: never come in this thread again... MY EYES!


I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOLDitto!! Disturbed! lol

[saiyajinali]

I wish Debbie would put up some of her "Schmoe Mail" on this thread..

She get's some serious weeeeirdos.....

[tight booty]

What a line. LOL Write back and tell him no CPR until his heart stops. Taking his breath away is only mouth to mouth. ;)I won't even respond to this weirdo....I wouldn't spend one minute in his company...eeeeekkkkkk

[tight booty]

That's not schmoe mail. creepy though.
He lives in Brisbane. Hope he never makes his way up to Mackay....:dunno:

[Sledge]

I wish Debbie would put up some of her "Schmoe Mail" on this thread..

She get's some serious weeeeirdos.....


I'm trying to cut back I only send them once a day now.

[MacFlashGordon]

One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!



Bam!

Hey now - I've lost a little size since I took that one...;)

[MacFlashGordon]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

Christ on a bike.

[MacFlashGordon]

Is it possible to date a girl with a good dollop of muscle and NOT be a Schmoe? Come on now....

[GirlyMuscle]

Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.

[MacFlashGordon]

Gotcha. Erm so...What do you think of the fiscal policy as operated by the Slovak Government Girly? ;)

[saiyajinali]

I'm trying to cut back I only send them once a day now.

I was baiting you into admission by posting that....

[Tre]

Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.

(pertains to the muscle schmoes only)

Schmoes also run supplement companies, own gyms, promote/judge contests, etc. They come in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life. They have a variety of tastes relative to the level of muscularity and how they choose to indulge in it.

It all comes down to whom you're fucking (or fantasizing about).

[cookiemonster]

It was you, wasn't it? ;)

i think i'm a little too young. that would be very disrespectful of me to talk to her in that manner. :)

[Will Brink]

If you get felt up for no reason at all, even by complete strangers.

How do I get me some of that? :p

[Will Brink]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

.

What about the one where they want you to carry them around like a baby? An ex of mine who was an IFBB pro used to forward me some of the emails, and a common one was they wanted to be carried around like a baby. :spank2:

[Sandpig]

What about the one where they want you to carry them around like a baby? An ex of mine who was an IFBB pro used to forward me some of the emails, and a common one was they wanted to be carried around like a baby. :spank2:

You gotta be kidding.:eek:

[Will Brink]

You gotta be kidding.:eek:

Nope. I'm sure some gal here can firm the baby carry schmoes.

[tight booty]

Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.
When I did my first comp, this schmoe sent a letter to me via the gym where I worked. He asked for an autographed pic from me and so I sent him one.....:dunno: Forward on to a few months and I was having my austar installed and the guy who was installing it told me that he had installed this guys austar and there were pics of me all over his wall! He said the guy was really creepy and to watch him! And this was before I did any nude modeling so it definitely was my comp pics he had all over his wall. I found out by accident when I was getting some pics developed that he had made copies of the pics I sent him, had them enlarged etc.....:hypno:

[Ibarramedia]

When I did my first comp, this schmoe sent a letter to me via the gym where I worked. He asked for an autographed pic from me and so I sent him one.....:dunno: Forward on to a few months and I was having my austar installed and the guy who was installing it told me that he had installed this guys austar and there were pics of me all over his wall! He said the guy was really creepy and to watch him! And this was before I did any nude modeling so it definitely was my comp pics he had all over his wall. I found out by accident when I was getting some pics developed that he had made copies of the pics I sent him, had them enlarged etc.....:hypno:


What's an Austar? Is that like the Cadillac onstar gps on the car?

[tight booty]

What's an Austar? Is that like the Cadillac onstar gps on the car?
It's pay for tv..:)

[R.I.P.]

i saw lauren powers wrestle some dude in her home on a show called secret lives of women. so i guess these dudes are providing income for some women.not into the whole wrestling thing anyway,but why in your home.going to a motel would seem safer.to each their own i guess.

[Sledge]

Is it possible to date a girl with a good dollop of muscle and NOT be a Schmoe? Come on now....

nah, I don't schmoe GMs muscles. It's her I like and the muscles are just part of the package. If I want to perv on women I don't just go strait for the FBB's because of their muscles. Actually I don't find many BBs attractive at all. The muscle chicks I do find attractive it's something else about them that makes them hot the muscles are just extra. And I also don't care if a woman can pick me up or crush me with her thighs or really how strong they are. To me off season FBBs are way more physically attractive than comp ready. I think I'm going to become a bikini girl schmoe though, I still haven't figured out what it has to do with bodybuilding but hell they sure look fuckable.

[Tre]

nah, I don't schmoe GMs muscles. It's her I like and the muscles are just part of the package. If I want to perv on women I don't just go strait for the FBB's because of their muscles. Actually I don't find many BBs attractive at all. The muscle chicks I do find attractive it's something else about them that makes them hot the muscles are just extra. And I also don't care if a woman can pick me up or crush me with her thighs or really how strong they are. To me off season FBBs are way more physically attractive than comp ready. I think I'm going to become a bikini girl schmoe though, I still haven't figured out what it has to do with bodybuilding but hell they sure look fuckable.
Careful, Sledge, the bikini thing is dangerous. While I supported it for financial reasons, I was pretty much a hater before they even set foot on an NPC stage. I was committed to liking it only for the $$ they would bring in.

Well, imagine my surprise when I actually liked it, and not only that, but I liked it MORE than figure.

Just a few months after seeing my first bikini comp, I started realizing I wasn't a female bodybuilder schmoe anymore. Talk about a 180.

I'm still a wrestling schmoe (sort of), but my penchant for the bikini girls has led me away from muscle schmoedom. So, if you still intend to be a muscle schmoe, leave those bikini girls alone! :p

[CuriousDan]

GirlyMuscle, what would you call then the guys who are n o t the mentally disturbed creeps looking for some free muscle fetish, but instead book sessions through the regular channels, treat people with respect, and yes, see through the muscle suit?

Because your conclusion leads to: all schmoes are sociopaths and pervs.

[GirlyMuscle]

When did I say sociopath and/or perv?

And there's nothing wrong with pervs. I happen to love one.

[dvdmc16]

How to tell if she's a moo. I want attention. I don't want attention. I expect you to know what I want. read my mind. If he asks for your measurements, ask about the thickness of his wallet. You might change your mind. A lot of women do. In any case if that's your picture, you really don't have that much to worry about as far as being bothered is concerned. If you really think it's a problem, show him some steroid use after effects on your body. You won't see him again unless you look in a gay bar.

[tight booty]

^^^^^^ Mmmmmm kind of a bit negative to say the least! :dunno:

[ZenFit]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

" Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

3- how old are you and where you from"

Nice try.
or if he tells you that "you looke formilular" or "dont i know you from somewhere?' -LAME.

[K-Max]

F33r the "smart" schmoes who takes on a FBB persona claiming to be a gal. I wonder if it would make a good reality show?

[GirlyMuscle]

You rest your case. LOL I didn't know we were debating.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with giving compliments. What we're talking about is men who have a muscle fetish and are creepy in how they communicate with us.

We're also not going to start naming names. There will be no Schmoe List. We know who they are. ;)

[GirlyMuscle]

Here ya go...a couple of wrestling schmoes...

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[GirlyMuscle]

Since there's alot of female posters in this thread.

i want a clear definition of a schmoe, because that word get's tossed around too easily, especially on BB boards, which is understandable but still, my understanding of schmoes might be different than yours.

for the OP, yes that is definitely a schmoe. in addition to that, a schmoe is a person who only compliments and his language is beyond obvious that he is a drooling retard with a hard on.


but what's wrong with giving compliments??? especially when those compliments are not followed up by creepy pm's and constant attempts at delusionally trying to get some ass.


i can list some names of desperate retards on this site that are clearly shmoes, but i don't know if that's allowed. but usually they are dull, pathetic, and have no other posts except for oversized images of their chosen victim.


also their might have been in a hypothetical parallel universe a man of African American decent who got........ok i think you know where this story goes, that guy is a strong schmoe.


on the other hand, i noticed there was a bright guy who was recently banned, that had an entertaining follow up segment on the prodigy's spotlight articles.

i enjoyed that segment, as it was complimentary,with no follow up posts or creepy pm's to indicate a schmoe attempt. but he was labeled a 'prowl' by the prodigy. This must be saddening to that individual, as i highly doubt he was anything close to a schmoe. very sad indeed, that person is only adding creativity to the site, and he get's labeled something fowl. deplorable.


I Rest My Case.

Because your IP matches his. Duh. buh-bye!

[Hydrofonix]

Because your IP matches his. Duh. buh-bye!

Wow that guy has issues.


I'm often confused by my own shmoe-ness, so much so that I've even come up with a theory that there are shmoes and there are muscle lovers (fetishists would be a good term here but lover is more flattering).

I love muscle on women and its a CRAZY turn-on for me. But I don't care about anything related to them lifting me, wrestling me, or showing their strength in anyway. I just like to look at them. However, I also like to see muscle on men even though I have no sexual attraction to men (this statement would then be true of all straight male bb fans). Since I love muscle so much it makes sense that I also have strived my whole life to build a muscular physique. So I believe I'm a mucle lover (or fetishist) because I love all muscle on both sexes, I just like to look at muscle.

So here are my rough generalizations:

SHMOE - Someone not into working out themselves who loves muscular women and enjoys those women showing their feats of strength on them. In other words I think they get off on the fact that the female is breaking the gender role and assuming the dominant male role. I also have a lose theory that most of these shmoes have this unique fetish because of a tramatic experience growing up were a female may have dominated them (and this could also cause a preference for bdsm)

MUSCLE LOVER - Someone that loves muscle so much that they want it on themselves and desire it in their partner. Not as the sole reason for attraction to that person which would define a shmoe, but as a part of the attraction (such as a guy having a preference for blonds, he'll date a brunette but his ideal would be a blond. I've dated women without muscle but my ideal would be a women with muscle). A good example of this would be bodybuilding couples, you wouldn't call Ronnie Coleman a shmoe if he married Iris Kyle, right?


I left creepy as a characteristic out of it because ALL guys can be creepy, it's a side effect of thinking with your penis all time.

[K-Max]

Call yourself what you want. I know that huge female muscle turn me on and I treat the women, all women like real women ; real people. Now, if can excuse me, I must practice my perfect plex.

[Femphysiquefan]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with giving compliments. What we're talking about is men who have a muscle fetish and are creepy in how they communicate with us.

I'm curious as to how the ladies of this board would answer these questions: How do you GM and/or other ladies view guys who deal with paraphilias related to muscle, like sthenolagniacs or cratolagniacs?? Would you automatically regarded such a person as a schmoe, or is it possible for someone to have a paraphilia and NOT be a schmoe??

Sthenolagnia=an unusual sexual interest in which sexual arousal is brought on by displays of muscles.

Cratolagnia=an unusual sexual interest in which sexual arousal is brought on by displays of strength.

In other words, do you see ALL sexual attraction on the part of guys towards muscular women as being wrong or bad?? To you ladies, are ALL guys who find themselves sexually drawn to your muscles (like the two described above) schmoes?? If not, could you or someone else clarify a little more the difference that you see between a schmoe and a fan??? (The link below will take you to Wikipedia's article on paraphilias)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia)

[sassy69]

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[Femphysiquefan]

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Yep, you learn something new every day. :) So, how would you answer my questions??

[Tu Holmes]

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Way more information than I need really.

You guys are just schmoetastic!

[sassy69]

Yep, you learn something new every day. :) So, how would you answer my questions??

I"m a very private person in my personal life. If someone I don't know is asking me about personal or provocative things over FB or whatever, I am most likely to polite say thank your for noticing (if its not something like "nice tits") but not interested / I don't answer personal questions like that / etc.

I suppose I have a different position in that I have a day job that has nothing to do w/ this industry and I don't need to support a fan base or attract clients for anything so I don't need to deal w/ these sorts of exchanges as part of growing a business.

[GirlyMuscle]

I'm curious as to how the ladies of this board would answer these questions: How do you GM and/or other ladies view guys who deal with paraphilias related to muscle, like sthenolagniacs or cratolagniacs?? Would you automatically regarded such a person as a schmoe, or is it possible for someone to have a paraphilia and NOT be a schmoe??

Sthenolagnia=an unusual sexual interest in which sexual arousal is brought on by displays of muscles.

Cratolagnia=an unusual sexual interest in which sexual arousal is brought on by displays of strength.

In other words, do you see ALL sexual attraction on the part of guys towards muscular women as being wrong or bad?? To you ladies, are ALL guys who find themselves sexually drawn to your muscles (like the two described above) schmoes?? If not, could you or someone else clarify a little more the difference that you see between a schmoe and a fan??? (The link below will take you to Wikipedia's article on paraphilias)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilia)

That's too much thinking. I don't care enough to go into a deep description of exactly what constitutes schmoey creepiness. Let me just give another example of what I consider a schmoe. A message to my youtube account...


ooooooohhhhhhhh BABY...LOVE the HOT MUSCLE...and the STEAMY...SENSUAL...EROTIC POWER...
Ooooooohhh, baby...

your MASSIVE muscles are the HOTTEST expression of my DEEPEST, MOST FORBIDDEN EROTIC MUSCLE DESIRES AND FANTASIES...

when you flex...and make your muscles QUIVER...oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, baby...it's like a MUSCLE QUAKE...your BULGING biceps are like MASSIVE, MUSCULAR ANACONDAS...your MUSCLE BULGING QUADS are like THE TRUNKS OF REDWOOD TREES...wanna tell you EVERYTHING, foxy...

wanna tell you how DEEP and how STRONG I wanna GO DOWN ON your MASSIVE muscles when you flex like that, baby...

every night i go to sleep knowing your MASSIVE muscles are there waiting for me...and every morning...oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, baby...every morning I wake up...THANKING GOD that your muscles are so MASSIVE...so POWERFUL...and that they can flex THAT hard...

If that is how you think about and communicate to a muscular woman....then you are a schmoe.

[pfunk]

You get e-mails like the above^^ ? Thats crazy!

You should collect them all for a book. "Schmoe Monologues" ..."Diary of a Schmoe"

You must save them for laughs! Hope they don't bother you, so long as you don't take them too serious, they're obviously a bit deranged.

[Kee]

And some people dare to say that romance and chivalry are dead.

[Bronwyn]

I missed this thread :) and some posts are great :)

I have to say I am also very closed person in my privacy - more that I have a happy long-therm relationship I do not hide and I want others to respect it.

I tolerated those guys for a long time, and with some of them I do not have such a problem - anyway I am sometimes rude when someone starts to ask me those "average" questions - about wrestling and armwrestling especially. With measurements - OK some people may be curious about it - but the question "do you think you have bigger biceps than me" is clear sign for me. Same asking those questions multiply.

And another sign is absolute lack of criticism - adoring ALL your pics, despite what is on the picture (I have some pics on the FB, where I ride my horse, or working in the stable and I think is weird to comment rider on a horse "you have beautifull thights!" - who? the horse? :D).

I absolutely HATE letters starting "hello you are very beautifull and I am xx old, xxx height SINGLE man and would like to be your fan"... OK who the hell cares about you being a single man, when you want to be my fan. I am NOT SINGLE woman - respect it....

I think that the difference is in RESPECT - true FAN will RESPECT your decisions, your privacy, your family and will be interested just about your sports career, maybe liking your pics, but nothing else. And will take you as an ATHLETE and a person - not a goodie. And will not compliment to anything.

And to the sexual attraction - yes I am attracted to mens muscles but because of that I never behaved as a weirdo toward those men - trying to touch them etc. I behave as average woman, who wants to date average man - and if the smpathy is from both sides, it may work. But it is normal relationship development.... always there is something physical but it is not a fetish/weird thing.

[Bronwyn]

BTW: I never give my cell Nr. or even my address even to fans - and if someone wants to meet me - I take an appointment only via internet and on some public place, where are other people.

Only few photographers have it, but those are people I know who they are - I would not give it to some no-name "TV manager" etc. without verifying that person.

[The Prodigy]

Check this email out:

Mistress , im fattty
please i would like to be humiliated
pelase humiliate me pelase
im fat pig please

thanks

Okay...really?

[Bryan Hildebrand]

I have graduated. I got my first schmoeing on facebook... yes, he was clearly gay. must have seen my MPD interview...

[KrisLynn]

I've had a few...
one decided I wanted to know that "while he was boning is gal, he was thinking of me"... Oh that's so sweet
Another was obsessed with asking for foot pics... DAILY
then there was this douche that told me know he would "love to smell my azz crack" WTF Dude!!!!!

FAAAAAREAKS!!!!

[The Prodigy]

I have graduated. I got my first schmoeing on facebook... yes, he was clearly gay. must have seen my MPD interview...


LOL!! Classic! Welcome to the world of Shmoes!

[Curt James]

And some people dare to say that romance and chivalry are dead.

Best. First. Post.

Ever!


But it is normal relationship development.... always there is something physical but it is not a fetish/weird thing.

No offense, but every relationship is a "weird thing." :dunno:

[juiceinator3000]

Dear women of this thread,
I am sorry for secretly schmoing you so hard. Except you krislynn, I'm not done schmoing you yet :) lol
Sincerely,
Juice

[AussieMuscle]

I am a DiannaD schmoe. That is all...

[jewelisa]

Check this email out:

Mistress , im fattty
please i would like to be humiliated
pelase humiliate me pelase
im fat pig please

thanks

Okay...really?

and that did not get you all hot n bothered :no:

[AussieMuscle]

Check this email out:

Mistress , im fattty
please i would like to be humiliated
pelase humiliate me pelase
im fat pig please

thanks

Okay...really?

Anabolic1 knows how to send emails?

[The Prodigy]

and that did not get you all hot n bothered :no:


I mean how do you reply to that?

I like fans and all but geezus!

[Friendly Milkshake]

i wouldn't take all of these too seriously, but damn...these e-mails give me boner's that are quick-action infused. Just risin up in yo fizzzaceee!

fast like cash from the sale of crack snacks

[KatieMcSquats]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

" Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

3- how old are you and where you from"

Nice try.

lol,i loveeee it! ya gotta love schmoemail.they always seem to find you on other sites too.. its like theyre peering all over the place to catch a glimpse of the 'calves size' ;)

[GirlyMuscle]

Fuckin' schmoes. Some really irritate me. grrr Look what one of my friends found on a schmoes facebook. And he and I aren't even friends!

[Bronwyn]

I think - ONCE you go to the open internet space with your pics and your thoughts - ALWAYS you got into this hidden and weird world. You can not do anything more with that, than set a solid boundary for yourself - what you want to show and how you want to present yourself and keep the line in SPORT WAY only if you want.... And ignore what bothers you.

[Chadstallion]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

" Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

3- how old are you and where you from"

Nice try.
wow.
most of those are my lines...and they always seem to work.
butt, then, I'm asking guys...;)

[Running World]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

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