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kratos47
03-01-2011, 05:23 PM
Well I decided to ask this hear because I tend to see the most intelligent people in this section so hopefully it doesnt get removed. I have a drug test within the next couple days and i have been smoking weed regurally up to this point. I've read a few different things. But can i really dilute my piss in the next day or so enough to pass the test or do i need to get some clean pee to strap to my taint?

lilhawk1
03-01-2011, 05:28 PM
Are you being observed? If so, an absolute sure fire way to pass would be to catheterize yourself and put clean urine in your bladder. Its painful, but I guarantee you will pass.

kratos47
03-01-2011, 05:36 PM
22g?

ritch
03-01-2011, 05:38 PM
Weed takes many weeks if not months to get out of your system if you smoke every day. If you smoked just once, it would take about 3 weeks. This is what the lady on the phone told me when I was asking if I would be a good candidate for a med trial I did for $1200, lol...

kratos47
03-01-2011, 05:41 PM
I understand that part. From what i understand it gets stored in your fat cells. But is there a way of maybe masking it?

ritch
03-01-2011, 05:44 PM
But... Apparantly and don't hold me responsible if it dosen't work... Those drinks they sell in the weed shops that are supposed to make you pass a piss test do work! I know a guy who had a friend (I know real solid story, lol) who took one to get his job at the casino. They're very strict about these kind of things. But all that's really in those drinks are high doses of b-vitamins and creatine. In case you're broke, I would be taking 25mg of b-vitamins at least 3 times a day and 15 grams of creatine per day. I'm sure that's more than what's in the commerical product they sell.

kratos47
03-01-2011, 06:04 PM
So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.

dsyndrome
03-01-2011, 09:13 PM
Are you being observed? If so, an absolute sure fire way to pass would be to catheterize yourself and put clean urine in your bladder. Its painful, but I guarantee you will pass.

Someone elses pee, are you fucking kidding me? That is some dirty ass shit right there.:no:

dsyndrome
03-01-2011, 09:18 PM
So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.

I am a drug and alcohol counselor, yes I know, kind of odd that I love AAS :yep: and yet work with dope feinds all day long. I can tell you this, if it is a drug test from work, they are a lot different (CHEAPER) than ones administered by PO's and treatment facilities, so if it is for work, most likely will it not only not be observed, and it will not detect a kit that helps clean your urine, however, if it is with legal agencies, then it is observed and if you alter it, it will be dilute which is the same as a failed test.

shorty9
03-01-2011, 10:37 PM
So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.

you can drink a shit ton of water and hope that you are able to dilute it enough so that levels are below threshold that will show up on a test....The other thing I have heard...and actually seen friends do and pass.... was to add a couple drops of bleach to a jug of water and drink that down during the 24hrs preceeding the test. I cant remember exactly, but thought it masks it so that doesnt show up on test, but I cant remember 100% what exactly it does to cover your tracks. I personally havent been in a situation where this was necesarry, but a good friend of mine has plenty of times and swears by it.... thats the best Ive got for you off the top of my head. Good luck with that bro.

ps is this for employment, probation, parole...what?

shorty9
03-01-2011, 10:40 PM
I am a drug and alcohol counselor, yes I know, kind of odd that I love AAS :yep: and yet work with dope feinds all day long. I can tell you this, if it is a drug test from work, they are a lot different (CHEAPER) than ones administered by PO's and treatment facilities, so if it is for work, most likely will it not only not be observed, and it will not detect a kit that helps clean your urine, however, if it is with legal agencies, then it is observed and if you alter it, it will be dilute which is the same as a failed test.


I know this to be true. Depends on the reason for testing, but some can show masking agents which is a failed test. and some if you dilute, even if its by drinking water, can show that you altered which equates to a failed test. So I guess alot depends on why you are taking the test.

ritch
03-01-2011, 10:47 PM
you can drink a shit ton of water and hope that you are able to dilute it enough so that levels are below threshold that will show up on a test....The other thing I have heard...and actually seen friends do and pass.... was to add a couple drops of bleach to a jug of water and drink that down during the 24hrs preceeding the test. I cant remember exactly, but thought it masks it so that doesnt show up on test, but I cant remember 100% what exactly it does to cover your tracks. I personally havent been in a situation where this was necesarry, but a good friend of mine has plenty of times and swears by it.... thats the best Ive got for you off the top of my head. Good luck with that bro.

ps is this for employment, probation, parole...what?

That sounds crazy! But if it works...

The Big Sexy
03-01-2011, 11:34 PM
Believe it or not. I've never failed a drug test for any recreational drugs. I've never taken a polygraph... but I've passed every piss test with flying colors. I have passed one where I smoked the previous afternoon.

None were for legal agencies - just work.

shorty9
03-01-2011, 11:43 PM
Believe it or not. I've never failed a drug test for any recreational drugs. I've never taken a polygraph... but I've passed every piss test with flying colors. I have passed one where I smoked the previous afternoon.

None were for legal agencies - just work.

well share ur secret bro! howd u pass the one after smoking previous afternoon?

shorty9
03-01-2011, 11:45 PM
It was with 1 of those fake dick belts wasnt it?! You know what Im talking about, the ones with the bladder for clean piss attatched..... I fucking knew it.

ToddinWC
03-01-2011, 11:49 PM
So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.


That will work...enough water will dilute any test...I'm assuming you will have the "stick" method of testing correct?

You can smoke pot everyday, if you take 2 days off and buy a cleansing drink coupled with gallons of water and exercise you will 100% pass.....I've passed literally dozens (possibly hundreds) this way

The Big Sexy
03-02-2011, 01:01 AM
I got this one day detox kit - basically a drink that helps to balance everything out without diluting your urine or masking it the wrong way. Had like Glycerol in it, Fiber, creatine, b-vitamins and like a mild diuretic. Something about the combination on how it works does it. I remember like heavy users would only test positive at less than 1% or something.

IzlamikPork
03-02-2011, 02:07 AM
This is how I passed drug tests.

Drink lots of water.

Specifically, NEVER test before noon. They will try to schedule you in the morning, but never do that. Your urine is most concentrated in the AM. Go for as late in the day as possible. If they close at 5, waltz in at 4:45pm.

Drink a gallon of water, beginning in the AM of the day of your test. Preferably bottled water.

The specific gravity of your sample will be so low they can't get a good test. In other words, too diluted.

And they'll ask you, why you drinkin' so much water? My answer always was, I'm an athlete, I have to drink a lot of water, it's summertime, it's hot out, etc.

They CAN'T tell you to NOT drink water, to not stay properly hydrated.

This method always worked for me. I used to job-hop, and I used to smoke heavily. I never failed a drug test, and I'd sometimes be smokin' the night before.

KISS (keep it simple, stupid). Forget the bleach, forget the masking drinks you get at the head shops.

Oh yeah, and I'd drink a big starbucks before walking in to take my test. Sometimes it'd still smell like starbucks when I pissed in their container. LOL

The Big Sexy
03-02-2011, 02:14 AM
Some federal agencies (I think maybe all) will count your test as "failed" if the urine comes back too diluted. It's part of the agreement you sign. So, the drinking a ton of water won't work.

BC123Jm
03-02-2011, 09:23 AM
I have taken about 50 drug tests while on federal probation.
passed every single one. I've always just used the Kit you
buy at GNC.

Bryan Hildebrand
03-02-2011, 11:06 AM
lots of advice here. bottom line, if you work a job that requires not to use banned substances, then dont use them. dont be a douchebag. ending this bullshit now.