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esplendido
04-26-2009, 10:58 AM
Post anything non-Pit worthy here. I'm bored today, so entertain me!

Sledge
04-26-2009, 11:24 AM
Stupid people.

2 patients I've had tonight.

One brought in by his mates who are very woried about him. passed out at work went arse up. dizzy and nausious. All obs look ok nothing outstanding.
Turns out he's been having dizzy fainting spells for the last 5 fucking weeks. didn't think to go see a doc. thinks it's a good idea to fly into work 600km from the nearest major hospital. Now wants me to diagnose and fix his problems, and is pissed off because i'm going to stick him on a flight out in the morning.

One with light headed feeling sweating and a feeling of tiredness and run down. all obs look ok, not 100% but nothing unexpected. So I'm thinking virus. He answered all the standard questions and had me puzzled, ran a ECG all looks ok, totaly stumped. Then one of his mates told me he'd just come back from thiland. Asked him all the same questions again now I know he's back from thiland and got a whole new set off different answers. He's now on a course of antibiotics.


People just piss me off. They don't want to help themselves I'm supposed to be magic or something.

Suzy Brown
04-26-2009, 11:30 AM
What's the difference between CNN & the Titanic?

esplendido
04-26-2009, 11:40 AM
You know, not telling your doctor or medical professional the truth is assinine! Why would you withhold info when you need accurate treatment.

I remember when I tore my left triceps off the elbow and during my visit with the ortho doc, he asked if I used steroids. And he asked that because of the way I looked. I didn't lie. I told him yes and he followed with a lecture on how steroids cause connective tissue damage because they increase muscular strength more rapidly than tendons can keep up with. DOH! As if I didn't know that already.....but I wanted him to know I used in case that was important to something involving the surgery to repair it.

People!

Curt James
04-26-2009, 11:59 AM
Post anything non-Pit worthy here. I'm bored today, so entertain me!

Have you played this yet?

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/future-weapons/games/cannon/cannon.html

esplendido
04-26-2009, 12:12 PM
Have you played this yet?

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/future-weapons/games/cannon/cannon.html

Nope. But it looks cool!

Suzy Brown
04-26-2009, 12:25 PM
What's the difference between CNN & the Titanic?

CNN is a news network & the Titanic was a luxury cruise ship. :)

BigJD69
04-26-2009, 12:43 PM
Fun Game!

Mouse
04-26-2009, 01:34 PM
CNN is a news network & the Titanic was a luxury cruise ship. :)

::throws a tomato at Suave::

Mouse
04-26-2009, 01:34 PM
I got laid last night. :)

What was his name?

HeavyDutyGuy
04-26-2009, 02:02 PM
If people had four legs ... what would they be?

Sledge
04-26-2009, 02:19 PM
CNN is a news network & the Titanic was a luxury cruise ship. :)

That just cracked me up for about 5 mins. I have no idea why.

Sledge
04-26-2009, 02:20 PM
If people had four legs ... what would they be?

No idea

Mouse
04-26-2009, 02:20 PM
Some 'mo named Ralph.

Sounds sexy :)

sassy69
04-26-2009, 02:23 PM
I cleaned my house and I"m still doing laundry. Its not exciting but there's just something about no cat hair & dust when you wake up Monday morning....

Damn I need to get me a house boy.

Curt James
04-26-2009, 02:52 PM
If people had four legs ... what would they be?

Faster?

Less prone to back pain?

Uh...

esplendido
04-26-2009, 02:52 PM
We had a tornado here yesterday. That's about as exciting as it gets, which isn't saying much. We always get tornados.

dougie
04-26-2009, 03:48 PM
I cleaned my house and I"m still doing laundry. Its not exciting but there's just something about no cat hair & dust when you wake up Monday morning....

Damn I need to get me a house boy.I'll do it!

Sledge
04-26-2009, 03:55 PM
I'll do it!


thats crazy. single women are slobs.

sassy69
04-26-2009, 04:29 PM
thats crazy. single women are slobs.

I'm actually pretty good. Its the cat that adds the challenge.

His fav thing to do is come from digging in the kitty litter (clump litter), over to his food & water area. He sticks his foot in the water bowl & kicks it around awhile. Result: dried clump litterl splattered a foot up the wall. Ew. He's also a fatty so has lots of fur-covered surface area = Lots of cat hair.

HeavyDutyGuy
04-26-2009, 05:11 PM
If people had four legs ... what would they be?

They'd be four legged people! Ok, kidding, they'd be sexipods.

GirlyMuscle
04-26-2009, 05:23 PM
thats crazy. single women are slobs.yes I am. I will honestly admit it. Right now all four of my dishes are dirty along with my two fry pans and all forks and knives. I have spoons and coffee cups left. Instead of doing the dishes I'm going out to eat. :D

HeavyDutyGuy
04-26-2009, 06:04 PM
So basically you're saying that you have a fat, hairy pussy? :)

Ooooooww!

sassy69
04-26-2009, 09:57 PM
So basically you're saying that you have a fat, hairy pussy? :)

Pretty much. Old too!

sassy69
04-26-2009, 10:07 PM
Big, fat, hairy old pussy:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2uoq9l4.jpg

esplendido
04-26-2009, 10:26 PM
I miss my kitties....... :(

GirlyMuscle
04-26-2009, 10:31 PM
I love kitties too. My dog is an only dog. He's little and he gets jealous if another dog lives with us. But he loves kitties. I actually got him a cat once. Really it was for my son but Seamus (the dog) claimed the kitten. They played and rough-housed, cuddled and slept together. He actually thinks the cat is his. So my pet had a pet.

Sadly, that cat got given away in a move. I'd love to get him another cat but he's 13 now. Cats can live to be 20 and I don't want to have to own a cat for 15 years after my dog dies. Besides, I'm godmother to one of my sister's cats. Seriously.

Curt James
04-26-2009, 10:39 PM
Big, fat, hairy old pussy:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2uoq9l4.jpg

Don't get me started on my cock.

http://www.lonestarphotos.com/Images/Nature/rooster.jpg

Curt James
04-26-2009, 10:41 PM
Still, nothing like the stories I've heard about this one guy in the neighborhood.

http://folk.uio.no/tronht/MAN_WITH_A_VERY_BIG_COCK.jpg

GirlyMuscle
04-26-2009, 10:42 PM
My Curt. That's a mighty big cock you have there.


(When's the last time ya heard that?)

Curt James
04-26-2009, 10:42 PM
Wet pussy is the best, though.

http://lonestartimes.com/images/2006/08/Wet%20Cat.JPG

(curtains close)

Curt James
04-26-2009, 10:43 PM
My Curt. That's a mighty big cock you have there.


(When's the last time ya heard that?)

Are you taunting me?

;)

sassy69
04-26-2009, 10:50 PM
I miss my kitties....... :(

I can send you a handful of fur....:)

esplendido
04-26-2009, 11:01 PM
I can send you a handful of fur....:)

I........I'm.....speechless. What a wonderful gesture. Could I have some of the kitty's, too? :o

esplendido
04-26-2009, 11:04 PM
Even as a guy I gotta give it to ya Curt........nice cock.

Damn, is it getting gay in here or is it you? :rdstrongman:

esplendido
04-26-2009, 11:07 PM
I miss Dzima and Saffy. Lost them in a divorce.

Curt James
04-26-2009, 11:13 PM
Even as a guy I gotta give it to ya Curt........nice cock.

I don't like to brag.





(prays that ex girlfriends are not lurking)

:rolleyes:

Curt James
04-26-2009, 11:15 PM
I miss Dzima and Saffy. Lost them in a divorce.

My one ex took Ralphie.

I shouldn't have let that happen. The cat probably eventually went to the pound. :(

esplendido
04-26-2009, 11:15 PM
Mike,

I'm sorry....I don't seem to recollect such an event....:eek: :D

GirlyMuscle
04-26-2009, 11:20 PM
http://folk.uio.no/tronht/MAN_WITH_A_VERY_BIG_COCK.jpg


My one ex took Ralphie.

:(

You named him Ralphie?

HeavyDutyGuy
04-26-2009, 11:21 PM
We have 4 cats- and a puppy. After cleaning the liter box, some might be up fer adoption...

sassy69
04-26-2009, 11:26 PM
Jill, you have a very lovely pussy. :)


Glad you enjoyed :)

Curt James
04-26-2009, 11:38 PM
You named him Ralphie?

That's not my cock, btw.

"And I was talking about the cat!" <--- Steve Martin quote! :rolleyes:

Curt James
04-26-2009, 11:40 PM
We have 4 cats- and a puppy. After cleaning the liter box, some might be up fer adoption...

Six years leaning over a litter box.

That ex girlfriend did NOT take the cat and it did go to the pound. With my blessings, too. The most hateful creature I've probably ever known. :mad:

Is unadoptable a word? :(

GirlyMuscle
04-26-2009, 11:53 PM
Lie reported to Admin. :) Infraction given.

You're infraction happy.

esplendido
04-26-2009, 11:57 PM
Lie reported to Admin. :) Infraction given.

Appeal filed - see PM

:lmao:

GirlyMuscle
04-28-2009, 10:34 PM
Appeal filed - see PM

:lmao:I just looked at your profile. Mike really is infraction happy. I wonder if he's given any to Romano yet?

esplendido
04-28-2009, 10:41 PM
I just looked at your profile. Mike really is infraction happy. I wonder if he's given any to Romano yet?
Yeah, he did. Gave it a 24 hour expiration. He's very witty...LOL!

Synth
04-29-2009, 04:46 PM
Have you played this yet?

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/future-weapons/games/cannon/cannon.html
lvl9. score: 72300
FuN

Curt James
04-29-2009, 05:04 PM
lvl9. score: 72300
FuN

72K-plus???

:bowdown:

BigJD69
04-29-2009, 06:25 PM
How does a blind person know when they are finished wiping their ass???

Curt James
04-29-2009, 06:58 PM
How does a blind person know when they are finished wiping their ass???

I don't know, how?

And have you heard the one where the bear asks the rabbit if he has trouble with sh!t sticking to his fur? :D

BigJD69
04-29-2009, 07:50 PM
Good One!

Curt James
04-29-2009, 08:27 PM
Good One!

:( Whazda blind guy punchline??? :confused:

:popcorn:

Gunz
04-29-2009, 11:46 PM
I miss my kitties....... :(

No cats in this house, Sweet Cheeks!!

Sledge
04-29-2009, 11:48 PM
I'm allergic to cats and can't stand them. But I have a feral cat friend who hangs out at my place.

sassy69
04-30-2009, 01:56 AM
My cat is allergic to people who are allergic to cats. Can't stand 'em.

LOL!

GirlyMuscle
04-30-2009, 09:32 AM
I'm allergic to cats and can't stand them. But I have a feral cat friend who hangs out at my place.I don;t think he's feral anymore if you raised him from kittenhood and he's a grown up now. He's just Cat and lives with you.

Sledge
04-30-2009, 09:40 AM
My cat is allergic to people who are allergic to cats. Can't stand 'em.

LOL!


We'd get on well then.

sassy69
04-30-2009, 11:27 AM
We'd get on well then.


He'd probably have no problem humping your shoes, regardless of whether or not he likes you / you like him. LOL!

He's kinda weird that way....

esplendido
04-30-2009, 11:30 AM
A cat.......humping shoes........???

sassy69
04-30-2009, 11:41 AM
A cat.......humping shoes........???

Well, I had him fixed when he was about 4-5 months old. He doesn't really know what he's supposed to do w/ his little "Boy" urges. Apparently shoes fulfill that need.

esplendido
04-30-2009, 11:50 AM
But a Cat!!!! I've never seen a cat with the humping thing going on. Do his eyes glaze over like a dogs?

sassy69
04-30-2009, 11:52 AM
But a Cat!!!! I've never seen a cat with the humping thing going on. Do his eyes glaze over like a dogs?

He just seems very happy....