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wittleguy
02-14-2009, 01:06 AM
URGENT NEWS!!!!! Congress has issued a new list of banned preformance enhancement substances and methods:

Sleep
Cafeine
Gatorade
Poweraid
Energy Drinks
Pep Talks
Sex
Viagra
Running Shoes
Basketball Shoes
Teams
Extra Carbs/Protiens and such
Coaches
Practice
Cheerleaders
Fans
More than 1 gallon of water

There is surely more to come!! Stock up now!! Dont order off the internet!! Just stay on your couch and watch Oprah!!
buster12
02-14-2009, 01:09 AM
Yes! finally a sport im good at!
bigchamp89
02-14-2009, 01:10 AM
lmao
needtogetaas
02-14-2009, 01:22 AM
great news
MartyMcFly
02-14-2009, 01:52 AM
how about repeated breathing? I've been taking a couple extra breaths at the gym for the last couple weeks and I feel pumped? Holy shit! Am I not a natural anymore!!??!?!
wittleguy
02-14-2009, 01:58 AM
how about repeated breathing? I've been taking a couple extra breaths at the gym for the last couple weeks and I feel pumped? Holy shit! Am I not a natural anymore!!??!?!


lol. if you grunted even a little then no you are not natural anymore. any signs of effort is bad. Mr. G is now public enemy number one! His famous line has now been edited to:

Never **** **
Never **** **
Never **** **
danger
02-14-2009, 02:07 AM
lol, pretty funny.
Sandpig
02-14-2009, 08:38 AM
Good shit. :D You hit the nail on the head.
Chomyboy
02-14-2009, 01:56 PM
Hope ESPN is safe..........
Chomyboy
02-14-2009, 01:58 PM
whats next a billion dolar bailout for FAST FOOD? how about a new study indicating that TRANS FAT is good for ya!
APK
02-14-2009, 02:15 PM
Yes! finally a sport im good at!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH, you and my sister
KindaSwol
02-14-2009, 02:26 PM
Not true without sister pics..
APK
02-14-2009, 03:23 PM
Not true without sister pics..

Not gunna happen lol
gymrat9929
02-14-2009, 03:32 PM
Good post ... i laughed very hard.

However, I am now curious about the above sister.:D
-Z-
02-14-2009, 03:35 PM
lmfao
huge285
02-14-2009, 03:38 PM
Hopefully they won't ban the INTERNET too!
Diggy
02-14-2009, 03:40 PM
as long as I can poo, im good, best cardio I can have after eating a large pizza
ROTFLMAO
02-14-2009, 05:56 PM
man you u had me worried
GREENMACHINE23
02-15-2009, 02:48 PM
What will I do with out my "G"!?
STEELERJ-XL
02-15-2009, 03:13 PM
lol. if you grunted even a little then no you are not natural anymore. any signs of effort is bad. Mr. G is now public enemy number one! His famous line has now been edited to:

Never **** **
Never **** **
Never **** **

Awesome lol. Mr.G will be asked to testify in congress now. Your going to thr hole Mr.G.
STEELERJ-XL
02-15-2009, 03:16 PM
Are speedos on the list?
MichaelWayne
02-15-2009, 03:39 PM
The quicker they can get us to live a less active life and housed in cages only to come out to do meaningless jobs, the happier they will be.
Pretty soon its going to be like 1950/60s Russia, forced to work out in secret, hoping the government doesn't find out. Welcome to communist America! LOL
"Rodz"
02-15-2009, 10:59 PM
URGENT NEWS!!!!! Congress has issued a new list of banned preformance enhancement substances and methods:

Sleep
Cafeine
Gatorade
Poweraid
Energy Drinks
Pep Talks
Sex
Viagra
Running Shoes
Basketball Shoes
Teams
Extra Carbs/Protiens and such
Coaches
Practice
Cheerleaders
Fans
More than 1 gallon of water

There is surely more to come!! Stock up now!! Dont order off the internet!! Just stay on your couch and watch Oprah!!

Shit I'm fucked cause I wash my caffeine pills and viagra down with gatorade right after my pep talk and before practicing to have sex with cheerleaders...................................... ..I'll be away for 10-15
"Rodz"
02-15-2009, 11:01 PM
not true without sister pics..


Wahooooooooooooo!!!!
"Rodz"
02-15-2009, 11:01 PM
not gunna happen lol

dooooooooh!
DAVIDHARDY
02-15-2009, 11:37 PM
Hopefully they won't ban the INTERNET too!


They'd never ban something the great Al Gore invented...