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    This isn't awkward or anything...

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    Lipolyze.

    Lipolyze.
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    He'd pose with a mic in his hand.

    He'd pose with a mic in his hand.
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    Looking good, legs in nasty condition. How...

    Looking good, legs in nasty condition.

    How tall are you?
  5. It's just bloat, arimidex should do the trick.

    It's just bloat, arimidex should do the trick.
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    How tall is he?

    How tall is he?
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    Or he could've just retired and pursued different...

    Or he could've just retired and pursued different goals in life like how most people do, but what a silly thought LOL
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    Tell me that girl wasn't being a total bitch for...

    Tell me that girl wasn't being a total bitch for ignoring his legitimate email question?
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    Guy looks like he's really not tolerating the...

    Guy looks like he's really not tolerating the drugs very well or overdoing something. His back is scarred to hell from acne if anyone saw his hotel interview from his last comp, that and his weird...
  10. Hmm?? I manage a juice bar inside of LAF, I...

    Hmm??

    I manage a juice bar inside of LAF, I am paid rather well. And the gym is equipped well enough.
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    It's just seriously not even funny anymore how...

    It's just seriously not even funny anymore how fucking shredded Iris is.
  12. 0$ per month, I work at LA Fitness :\

    0$ per month, I work at LA Fitness :\
  13. My girl said I peaked too early :(

    My girl said I peaked too early :(
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    Haha oh god guys put the anti-planet fitness...

    Haha oh god guys put the anti-planet fitness stuff away for a moment and just realize how hilariously awesome that commercial is. It's obviously exaggerated to hell but that's what makes it so damn...
  15. Did he really have to take his shirt off and oil...

    Did he really have to take his shirt off and oil himself up for a short training clip....
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    Drugs + Food is immensely more money than the...

    Drugs + Food is immensely more money than the figure competitors. The only expense you have that men don't is suit (I will agree, expensive in $300 - $1000 mark), and hair and make up.

    All other...
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    http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8730/mdjay.jpg

    http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8730/mdjay.jpg
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    lol

    lol
  19. Hah, so she goes to the same bar every night,...

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    blllleeeccchhmmaaannn!!!

    blllleeeccchhmmaaannn!!!
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    You're saying bikini girls deserve more respect?...

    You're saying bikini girls deserve more respect?


    When you have to spend thousands of dollars a year on food and drugs, train and diet all year round, learn more than couple of poses and a...
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    It's Blechman.

    It's Blechman.
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    Jeff posted this on MD: Honestly this just...

    Jeff posted this on MD:

    Honestly this just fuels me even more bc when something negative happens to me it pushes me even more to do way better. Wen i hit the stage next year nobody will expect...
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    Yea, if anyone finds any coherence with my logic,...

    Yea, if anyone finds any coherence with my logic, and dares disagrees with swede, you're just a big stupid head!


    Trust me, this is just about someone understanding the competitive spirit, and...
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    You think he knew he was going to die? You know...

    You think he knew he was going to die? You know how many drivers in motorsports have families? Yet they still pursue their passion, but their supposed to give it up because life has played its...
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    Oh I get it now. Haha Munzer was pretty stupid...

    Oh I get it now. Haha Munzer was pretty stupid wasting his time setting a standard for conditioning in professional bodybuilding lol so lame. The true hero, for which many Youtube tributes shall be...
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    I guess with the internet this is all irrelevant....

    I guess with the internet this is all irrelevant.

    How about you change it to "He died, unfortunately, whilst chasing a dream to accomplish something he had a passion for and desire to excel to...
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    Have you guys seen his contest diets? His meals...

    Have you guys seen his contest diets? His meals are like 8 eggwhites or 8oz of tilapia.... and that's it, plus three 45min - 1hr cardio sessions. I think he just loses a huge amount of muscle when...
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    "We're sorry Kai, but there will be no...

    "We're sorry Kai, but there will be no complimentary grapefruits offered..."

    http://contests.flexonline.com/images/contests/large/80805.jpg
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    You're really dumb enough to believe someone does...

    You're really dumb enough to believe someone does "1 sustanon per hour" and 400-800mg/day of dbol? Or is this just your thing?
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    "I've never seen a man like that..... 23...

    "I've never seen a man like that.....

    23 inches!!!


    ....excuse me I have to use the ladies room..."
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    "You mad?"

    "You mad?"
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    I've eaten that much and more however was stoned...

    I've eaten that much and more however was stoned out of my mind. The fact that you had the drive, motivation, and desire to eat that much without being directly post-contest or without the aid of...
  34. There's just gotta be some advantage to having...

    There's just gotta be some advantage to having identical first and last names.
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    How far are you into your studies? I have an AS...

    How far are you into your studies? I have an AS in Exercise Science and I can tell you along with I'm sure 100% of my professors would agree this approach is nothing more than a marketing gimmick, in...
  36. For the record, incredible shape and awesomely...

    For the record, incredible shape and awesomely aesthetic physique.

    But that 1 week out conditioning will get him crushed at the Olympia.
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    This is a really old post from promuscle.

    This is a really old post from promuscle.
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    I've ran many many different doses of T3, also...

    I've ran many many different doses of T3, also just self experimenting. From 12.5 to 300, and everything in between. I've always ended up with 50mcg to be the perfect dose, the body doesn't try to...
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    Yea, don't know what the fuck it is, but I guess...

    Yea, don't know what the fuck it is, but I guess a tear. Probably dropped him a few points on symmetry, should've synthol'd the other side. :D
    ...
  40. Lol anyone notice how serious he takes his...

    Lol anyone notice how serious he takes his 'epic-ness' when he goes "...this is for you." @ 1:37 Haha, well thank you for the lift, Dr. Joe .


    LOCK OUT!!... SEE IT!?!?
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    Seth Feroce isn't doing the Olympia this year.

    Seth Feroce isn't doing the Olympia this year.
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    Holy F'ing Hamstring

    What.... the..... fuck.....

    http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1146/wtfqp.jpg
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    You guys actually believe he looked like that...

    You guys actually believe he looked like that with simply no weight training / resistance exercise...
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    Have you guys read the articles that these Pros...

    Have you guys read the articles that these Pros "write"? They're not written by them, the just have "by _______" under the title and just fill in the name and add the picture. It's hilarious,...
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    "It's going to kill a lot people." Well, it's...

    "It's going to kill a lot people."

    Well, it's been about 60+ years they've been around (saving lives mind you)... we're still waiting for this mass of dead bodybuilders and meatheads..


    edit:...
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