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    Mmm...Bowels!!! It was not a pound. Stop...

    Mmm...Bowels!!!


    It was not a pound. Stop trying to sound like a real fat kid.
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    I wasn't lurking, but I made the special effort...

    I wasn't lurking, but I made the special effort to sign in & say hi to you, Stevey.


    It's time for a gym vacation! Or a lifting vacation. Maybe you could work out with me, lol. Lord knows that...
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    That is a fabulous idea, Shadow. I'm going...

    That is a fabulous idea, Shadow. I'm going shopping for some!


    Jeez, you were so tiny!
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    Next time we work out together, I'm going to yell...

    Next time we work out together, I'm going to yell at you to breathe after every rep. If nothing else, you'll have to breathe before you can tell me to shut up.
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    You're such a man beast. Sorry I didn't get to...

    You're such a man beast. Sorry I didn't get to witness it. :(
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    I guess next time I need to take my own notebook...

    I guess next time I need to take my own notebook so I can write down what I'm doing. I never remember what weight I did.

    No Steve, not THAT kind of session. My legs are STILL sore from Tuesday,...
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    Momma was just proud that she didn't fall on her...

    Momma was just proud that she didn't fall on her face! Even though I almost did 3 or 4 times...
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    So tiny! She's a cutie though- congrats.

    So tiny! She's a cutie though- congrats.
  9. LMAO @ how fast that got deleted. You guys are...

    LMAO @ how fast that got deleted. You guys are quick!
  10. So if I borrowed a grand from you, bought my...

    So if I borrowed a grand from you, bought my husband some swank little gift with it, then paid you back, would you say you bought him the gift?
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    After seeing somebody that's tanned at least 3...

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    Like getting voted into office wasn't enough???

  13. While I can appreciate your point, the funding...

    While I can appreciate your point, the funding did, in fact, NOT come from their pockets.



    It's all for you!
  14. It's okay for the rest of us to be lied to just...

    It's okay for the rest of us to be lied to just because we didn't sponsor this event?



    Nice try. If RX was reimbursed for the prize money, then it didn't come out of RX's pocket.
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    If you're pan searing a steak, you don't need...

    If you're pan searing a steak, you don't need more than just enough oil to lightly coat the bottom of the pan. I wouldn't think that would be enough calories to bother with. You could even use Pam...
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    It would do well in shakes or salads.

    It would do well in shakes or salads.
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    Way to be out of the loop, Bones. Actually, it IS...

    Way to be out of the loop, Bones. Actually, it IS powerlifting.
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    Or a butt plug...

    Or a butt plug...
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    And yay! Momma finally figured out how to post a...

    And yay! Momma finally figured out how to post a video on this damn site...
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    My big strong husband- 445 lb deadlift, 20 lbs...

    My big strong husband- 445 lb deadlift, 20 lbs over previous PR.


    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wnf9n3MACDM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param...
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    I just bet you do. Lecherous old man...

    I just bet you do. Lecherous old man...
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    Jeez! Where's all MY reps? I was there too, ya...

    Jeez! Where's all MY reps? I was there too, ya know!
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    I think it's total BS that she was charged- it's...

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    I'm not a knuckledragger, dammit! Besides, style...

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    Now THAT is a good looking shirt, Barry! Plus,...

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    It looks like you slept in a dryer.

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    Destructive husband.:sad: Way to break your toys.

    Destructive husband.:sad: Way to break your toys.
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    Awww. Aren't you a sweetie!

    Awww. Aren't you a sweetie!
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    All this talk of tires and gay vehicles has...

    All this talk of tires and gay vehicles has killed it.
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    I was seated next to a fat person on a flight...

  32. Oh wow. SO glad you shared this with us.

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    #1 is imperfect women. On another note, our...

    #1 is imperfect women.


    On another note, our 3 year anniversary is tomorrow. I think DM should do something fabulous for me- besides just stay home & have sex.
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    They will undoubtedly totally fuck this up. It...

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    Sadly, these are some of my favorite songs- the...

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    I wonder what response you would get if it was...

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    I dunno much about it, but I believe the tires on...

    I dunno much about it, but I believe the tires on the Rodeo were pretty high end.
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    I seem to remember buying tires for our Isuzu...

    I seem to remember buying tires for our Isuzu Rodeo a couple years ago, and they weren't all that bad. Maybe the husband gave somebody at the tire shop a "special" payment, who knows.
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    Says who? I prefer Downy over Bounce. Just sayin'.

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    We have a Chevy Impala & a Toyota 4Runner....

    We have a Chevy Impala & a Toyota 4Runner. Haven't had the 4Runner long enough to need to buy tires, but we just got tires for the Impala couple weeks back. They were about $500.
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    Ha ha ha! Maybe Steve will like it. I hear he's a...

    Ha ha ha! Maybe Steve will like it. I hear he's a fan of the underboob.
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    I don't think it's ghetto. It's inventive! Maybe...

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    http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/500/big-...

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