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    Default Trolling Planet Fitness

    Right now on the Planet Fitness Facebook Page:

    You are welcome to join the fun

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    ahaha I saw this yesterday! I could not stop laughing. Planet Fitness is a joke.

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    might as well change name to planet gayness

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    I think its sad (read: laughable) that they are so busy rejecting the 'end goal' of 'fitness' that they are really just playing at "gym time", not promoting the idea of looking forward but rather looking away, making it "ok" to let the diet slide in favor of "treats" and not promoting alternative options for good diet. Honestly... pizza? They should probably have cigarette night & beer night as well.

    Nothing is more destructive than closing your eyes and rejecting something that shows you the things that are possible.
    Last edited by sassy69; 01-17-2013 at 10:44 PM.
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    Planet fitness completely rejects the end result of working out; and defacing the meaning of "fitness" as said in their name. A sad excuse for a gym

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    I added my 2 cents lol.

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    What about prices for one month or one year? Is it it cheapest "fitness" centrum ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guruhonza View Post
    What about prices for one month or one year? Is it it cheapest "fitness" centrum ever?
    Yes! there is one that just opened next my house..$10/month...worst gym you can possibly go to!!

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    The ONLY gym with the initials "PF" that people should be going to is POWER FITNESS...say hi on facebook. I hate Planet Fitness.....$10 a month bastards! Real people go to real gyms dammit

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    lol and people actually go there and "gym" earns enough money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkanevskiy View Post
    Yes! there is one that just opened next my house..$10/month...worst gym you can possibly go to!!
    And free pizza dinner with that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guruhonza View Post
    lol and people actually go there and "gym" earns enough money?
    There are LOTS of people who buy into the selective "no judgement zone" and don't want to look at people in better shape than themselves as inspiration, and equivalently, want to be around a bunch of other people who look like them and all of them are playing like they might actually be able to change their shape to the people they don't want to have to look at in the gym.

    In other words you're paying $10 / month for free pizza and mental masturbation.
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    i find the more developed physiques are more willing to help those less developed and outta shaped individuals with all the knowledge they have gained.

    maybe the pizza fridays and donuts are for psychological purposes to see if one can resist tasty temptations and really break old habits.

    also, whoever writes the script for their commercials should masturbate vigorously one last time and put a loaded caliber of there choice to the temple and squeeze with good form....at least try to be funny.

    i think that's what ticks me off the most. not that their over stereo-typing bodybuilders into mythical proportions, but they are doing it in a retarded non-humorous way that is not even vaguely amusing.
    Last edited by Friendly Milkshake; 01-20-2013 at 06:11 AM. Reason: fucked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassy69 View Post
    There are LOTS of people who buy into the selective "no judgement zone" and don't want to look at people in better shape than themselves as inspiration, and equivalently, want to be around a bunch of other people who look like them and all of them are playing like they might actually be able to change their shape to the people they don't want to have to look at in the gym.

    In other words you're paying $10 / month for free pizza and mental masturbation.
    that's so sad... I don't get this at all. There is actually everything wrong with that

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    Wow! Did not expect to see this sticky
    Unfortunately, those bastards deleted the whole discussion without even replying.
    Cowards!

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