Poker face Ace Questions

[MusclePoppins]

Yes, but the other story just sounds a lot cooler.

Centopani GOES NUTS! Centopani mauls PhD candidate AND PUPPIES!!!

I don't think a man who only sprinkles oregano and parsley on his barbecued chicken is capable of going nuts and mauling things. He doesn't even use hot sauce.

[Yo-man]

Pfa rocks. This place is dead without him and completely dead

[Curt James]

Pfa rocks. This place is dead without him and completely dead

Hold my beer...

[Curt James]

Ah, better.

[BananaHammock]

If you eat a little potpourri with each meal, would it help the smell when I take a dump?

[Wtdoom]

If you eat a little potpourri with each meal, would it help the smell when I take a dump?

That really made me laugh

[Mac]

If you eat a little potpourri with each meal, would it help the smell when I take a dump?

No amount of potpourri can cover that smell. Not even with a courtesy flush.

[~gymdiva~]

If you eat a little potpourri with each meal, would it help the smell when I take a dump?

roses really smell like poopoopoooooooo




although serious follow up: would it hurt to poop out the potpourri? that stuff is usually all crunchy and rough

[Curt James]

Continuing the theme...

How many here are too big to wipe their own butt à la Greg Kovacs?

[Curt James]

How Greg Kovacs (400lbs bodybuilder) used to whipe his butt (LMAO!)

This was too good

Nasser tells it how it is

"But the guy went in there nevertheless and there was this awful penetrating odor. He discovered multiple - obviously used - towels covered with long brown skid marks. Kovacs had been using the now stinky towels as a toilet paper replacement because he could not reach his rear end by himself. So he used the towels by holding each end with one hand and rubbing himself/pulling the towels back and forth between his legs."

and some more

"Finally he had to go to the bathroom. He went ahead and she followed him into the men's bathroom exactly 10 minutes later. She just walked straight in there. Greg made himself visible by sticking his hand out over the top of the stall, so she knew where to go. Then she helped him clean his rear end as I had also witnessed personally while I was staying at their house in Canada in 1995."

From http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=6475331

[Curt James]

roses really smell like poopoopoooooooo




although serious follow up: would it hurt to poop out the potpourri? that stuff is usually all crunchy and rough

https://youtu.be/gWju37TZfo0

[Poker face Ace]

#thanks #recognition #flattered #rxismylove

[Poker face Ace]

I get an infraction for my opinion???

[Wtdoom]

roses really smell like poopoopoooooooo




although serious follow up: would it hurt to poop out the potpourri? that stuff is usually all crunchy and rough

I'm not making this up but back in the 90's when I was a we nipper I met a sumo wrestler that told me that in traditional schools , young child sumo wrestlers have to wash the ass of champions after they go the toilet . That's haunted me for years.
perhaps we could adapt the potpourri method .

For god sake think of the children

[Curt James]

(snip) a sumo wrestler that told me that in traditional schools , young child sumo wrestlers have to wash the ass of champions after they go the toilet . (snip)

Time to switch to little league baseball!