Greetings Rx!

Look, just stopping in to ask that anyone thinking of placing cookies and milk next to the chimney can replace that with maybe a Quest bar or one of those John Meadows Best Bar Ever. Dave, do you still make that pudding of yours? I'd go for that, too.

Hope everyone is behaving. You know, that whole Naughty or Nice list. I'm looking at you, Poker face Ace.

Hey, where's The Solution? Listen, kid, there are extra presents for you if you whip up some high protein treats for me.

Caroline, Jesus says hi. I asked what God would think of you changing your username to CHILDOFSANTA. He just rolled his eyes at me.

Merry Christmas, everyone! Just twenty-two days!