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09-01-2009, 03:23 PM #1
Brutal alchemy
BRUTAL ALCHEMY PERFORMANCE NUTRITION
When all of this crumbles around us... will you be ready to fight back?
Brutal Alchemy specializes in Foundational Supplements to prepare you for barbaric times to come.
ANCIENT STRENGTH Creatine Formulation: Three different types of creatine brought together to infuse you with the power and strength you'll need for the battle.
ATTACK NO2 booster: Nitric Oxide booster to pump you up to the next level of performance.
ISOLATION Pure Whey Protein Isolate: With 26 grams of pure protein isolate in every 29 gram scoop, there is no competition when it comes to providing your muscle with what they need to rebuild after the destruction.
ONSLAUGHT Comprehensive post workout matrix: With whey protein, good carbs, HMB, glucosamine, MSM, BCAAs, and creatine; ONSLAUGHT is the complete post workout supplement designed to suffuse your muscles, joints, and body with the tools it needs to heal, grow stronger, and fight again another day.
ASS LIGHTNING Energy Shooters: You must take notice. You must focus. Like a shockwave through your body, ASS LIGHTNING will keep you moving.
FORGED STEEL: When your warrior princess is ready to be conquered, don't wield your battle axe without first taking FORGED STEEL Male Enhancement Product.
These Statements have not been Evaluated by the FDA. These products are not intended to Diagnose, Treat, or Cure any disease or disorder.
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09-01-2009, 03:35 PM #2
At first glance, I thought I was looking at some sort of power-ups for a video game or something LOL
Sounds like a pretty cool line... ...
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09-01-2009, 03:41 PM #3
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Ass lightning?
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09-01-2009, 03:55 PM #4
LOL I knew that was going to come up quickly.
There's a story behind the name.
To make the long story short, Ass Lightning is when an idea hits you that you just CANNOT ignore. You have to focus on it, and you won't rest until you get it done.
So when we were brainstorming ideas for the name for our energy shooter, it just came up and we settled on it immediately.
With that said, we do already have plans laid out for an energy drink version that will have a different name.
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09-01-2009, 03:56 PM #5
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09-01-2009, 04:02 PM #6
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Oh jesus not again..........
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09-01-2009, 06:36 PM #7
Can you post the product labels?
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09-01-2009, 06:47 PM #8
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09-02-2009, 02:17 AM #11
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ROFL, I would buy Ass Lightning just to drink it in front of people.
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09-02-2009, 10:06 AM #12High Rep is for pussies- SisterSteel
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09-02-2009, 10:13 AM #13
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09-02-2009, 05:15 PM #14
ROFLMFAO!!! Yes!!! I definitely need this shit - I could have HOURS of fun (added up in different places) with this one...
Get on a bus... reach into your bag... "Oh no... I got me some ASS LIGHTNING... this is gonna get interesting!!"
or - at a baseball game... at the gym... if you could get it onto an airplane, it would be hysterical...
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09-02-2009, 07:17 PM #15
well at least its not ASS Thunder.
i get that after eating beans
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