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    Um too much salt....
    "The only way you can hurt the body is not use it. Inactivity is the killer and, remember, it's never too late."
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    Quote Originally Posted by tight booty View Post
    Peanut butter chocolate...
    x2 here. Peanut butter chocolate penis ATM and we're talking

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    Quote Originally Posted by fitmomma3 View Post
    haha ok this reminds me of the "fat girl" joke lol So the girl asks her doctor "how many calories are in cum?" and he says "sweetie if you're swallowing nobody cares how much you weigh" LMAO
    Haha....good one!

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    I think I just need me a sugar daddy in general.....since I've all but thrown in the towel on meeting "Mr Right" lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allifit View Post
    I think I just need me a sugar daddy in general.....since I've all but thrown in the towel on meeting "Mr Right" lol.
    Why have you thrown in the towel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodfellas View Post
    Why have you thrown in the towel?
    That's a question requiring a very long answer lol. I guess the shortest answer I can give is that a series of failed relationship attempts will force you to rethink whether "Mr Right" exists or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allifit View Post
    x2 here. Peanut butter chocolate penis ATM and we're talking

    hahahhahahahaha......x3 how hilarious.....even though I can make my own money, just the thought of its kinda funny.....and who doens't like chocalate peanut butter....seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allifit View Post
    That's a question requiring a very long answer lol. I guess the shortest answer I can give is that a series of failed relationship attempts will force you to rethink whether "Mr Right" exists or not.
    I guess I got lucky first study girlfriend now married 10 years..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodfellas View Post
    I guess I got lucky first study girlfriend now married 10 years..
    Ditto!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allifit View Post
    I think I just need me a sugar daddy in general.....since I've all but thrown in the towel on meeting "Mr Right" lol.
    I feel like I found my MR. Right but even mr right is never Mr PERFECT believe me there's no such thing

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    Well....sucking releases endorphins AND chocolate stimulates the same centers in the brain that being in love does....so, if calorie free, I think all women would happily benefit from a chocolate penis :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by fitmomma3 View Post
    I feel like I found my MR. Right but even mr right is never Mr PERFECT believe me there's no such thing
    Mr rights can be lazy every once in awhile I have heard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodfellas View Post
    Mr rights can be lazy every once in awhile I have heard
    And Ms. Rights a little bitchier than necessary sometimes too

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    Quote Originally Posted by fitmomma3 View Post
    And Ms. Rights a little bitchier than necessary sometimes too
    Ain't that the truth..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodfellas View Post
    Mr rights can be lazy every once in awhile I have heard
    Quote Originally Posted by fitmomma3 View Post
    And Ms. Rights a little bitchier than necessary sometimes too

    What am I to do if my patience has worn thin on looking for Ms. Right... or even Ms. Right Now?

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