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    Quote Originally Posted by The Big Sexy View Post
    I like this company - LOL - mostly because they have the nuts to call a product ASS LIGHTNING... I would buy and drink that even if it tasted horrible... just so I could have a bottle of ASS LIGHTNING in my hand - and no I'm not joking, and no I'm not dissing the product... I think the name is GOLD.
    I was thinking the exact same thing. ASS LIGHTNING... sign me up. Haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJTree View Post
    Ancient Strength
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    Attack

    Def some high quality, well thought out stuff here, the forged steel could be hazardous to my girl's health tho, this isnt just for fun time in the sheets either, I have feeling that paired the ass lightning could put me to a new level of intensity, I can hear cybex equipment breaking now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanceinator View Post
    Tester Log; 3 days after Brutal Alchemy supplementation:



    Comments: Noticeable increases in both sword wielding and over-the-top slow motion movements.
    That's about right! Full Persian army annihilation after one week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrNoFro View Post
    That's about right! Full Persian army annihilation after one week!
    Sold!

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    In my last post I dont think I gave my review of Attack justice by saying great pumps. The pump I recieve from Attack is better than the ones I got from Nitrix, Pump-Tech and Plasma Jet. Plus you arent having to take 10-12 pills either. Try it and see if Im right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanceinator View Post
    Tester Log; 1 week of Brutal Alchemy supplementation:



    Comments: Increase in sustained strength during epic battle sequences acompanied by awesome, overly theatrical, multioctave vocal ability.
    Truth spoken. Of course the multi-octave vocality can be achieved with a kick in the dick, too. But your epic battle sequences generally suffer as a result. Stick with Brutal Alchemy! It's better than a kick in the dick.

    I think that's the next marketing slogan!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanceinator View Post


    Comments: Fulfilment of unrealistic pubescent fantasy executed in the form of Kratos, former servant of Ares.
    Holy shit, Chance! I got nothing for that.

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    REALLY WOW someone has WAY to much time on their hands. LOL

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