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10-03-2009, 12:57 PM #1OLYMPIAN
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Fuckin Badassmuthafucka thread
That's right! Punk the haterz! Fuck the soccer mom gyms. Lick my sweaty balls, Planet Fitness/Bally's/*enter name of lame fucking gym here*.....
Yeah, that was me hollering back there by the lifting platform. I was pounding out a few reps in deadlifts, using weight that approximates the gay Prius you drive! I have more sweat beading off my balls after 5 reps than you manufacture in a week.
And the pin on the pulldown machine is bent. I had to use it on the low row station to hang a 45lb plate on that weakass stack just to get a pump. Is there anyone in the fucking gym that has any muscle?
What? Someone complained that I dropped the dumbbells again? Tell you what, punkasstwink....if you can even pick up the dumbbells I just dropped, I'll quit dropping them.
I'm bad for business because people are afraid to workout around me? I'm the fucking biggest, baddest, strongest monster in the gym! They should bring their folding soccer chairs in and sit their lazy asses down and take notes as I train! What the fuck do you sell to people here?
The next MFer that answers a cell phone while I'm doing a set is going to be skewered on the end of the Tbar and I'm going to do rows with him!
Look, you metrosexual gayass wannabe...you're dime a dozen at the clubs. I'm the one making women wet and getting the props from the guys when they stand next to slabs of real, hard earned muscle. I walk into restaurants and jaws drop. You walk in and they're handing you an application for wait staff. Lift a fucking weight!!!!
I'll step down from my soapbox at this point and open it up for the rest of you to jump in.......
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10-03-2009, 12:59 PM #2FREAK
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Thanks for starting a thread about me but why in the masters section? I'm only 24.
Those in relationships with problem partners often fail on the side of 'too much empathy' and give them more credit for not having these symptoms than what is warranted.
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10-03-2009, 01:05 PM #3FREAK
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Bodyhard what's taking you so long to get in here
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10-03-2009, 01:08 PM #4FREAK
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Originally Posted by esplendido
Open up a gym man, let me fucking join with you! Anyone entering needs to know the fucking rules, NO FUCKING RULES! Except no gay ass music, no pink fucking dumbbells, no fucking cells phones if you come in with one, you will leave with it up your fucking ass so deep you will be able to text with your fucking brain!
I had an opportunity to own Hardbodies here in the Bronx, but when I wanted to keep out certain fucking people, I was told I could not, so I dropped the whole deal.
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10-03-2009, 01:13 PM #5FREAK
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You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses
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10-03-2009, 01:21 PM #6GYM RAT
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And there lie's the problem. People and their fucking rites to do as they want, but heaven forbid that we as hardcore badass muthers can't open or run a gym just for our needs and to hell with the metro cell phone texting fucktards!!
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10-03-2009, 01:27 PM #7FREAK
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Fuck everyone who tells you that, they are just jealous. As for your hubby when he is sleeping, put mad krazy glue on his dick and stick it to his thigh. Originally Posted by blu2xtreme
You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses
Exactly, I was told if I did what I wanted to do, that I would get sued Originally Posted by p.s.
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10-03-2009, 01:34 PM #8FREAK
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I'm gonna have to chill before I can post in here. I'm way too fuckin upset this morning.....
Baldie
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10-03-2009, 01:39 PM #9FREAK
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Chillin first will ruin the fun Originally Posted by Baldiewonkanobi
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10-03-2009, 02:03 PM #10RX MEMBER
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You should come here with me on planet greece,where the heaviest dumbell in the average gym is like 50 pounds.are you f...cking serious...???I had to order dumbells from the other side of the planet,to donate them in my gym so that I 'd work out like you people do?& for what?so that the owner kindly ask me to come to the gym at 7 o'clock in the morning so that there's nobody there training so that nobody sees me,cause I 'm bad for the gym's image?that means that being in shape is a bad image for the gym?My name is superman & this place is full of kryptonite,I 've a headache all day long...
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10-03-2009, 02:16 PM #11OLYMPIAN
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Is your husband a man???? You've never fucked until you've fucked a woman who likes the way she looks and feels, and if it's a muscular look, strap yerself on, cause it's gonna be a helluva ride! Originally Posted by blu2xtreme
You think you guys have it hard try being a 45 yr old women - work my f'ckin ass off - what do I get ....I get you should use lighter weights and higher reps so your arms wouldn't look so big.
..or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses
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10-03-2009, 02:39 PM #12FREAK
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Originally Posted by esplendido
True Dat!
ESPECIALLY when a women is confident with her body! Ohh yeah baby!! Lights on and the whole fucking 9 yards!
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10-03-2009, 03:58 PM #13FREAK
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Originally Posted by esplendido
There's the problem - he prefers the old meek wife he use to have - Originally Posted by bodyhard
not liking the new improved wife - that has a mind and a mouth...
he'll get use to it or not...his fuckin lose not mine
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10-04-2009, 07:56 AM #14FREAK
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............................Baldie, reaching for his Viagra.
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10-04-2009, 08:16 AM #15RX MEMBER
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Just tell them if they used hevier weights and less reps they could have arms like yours. Originally Posted by blu2xtreme
Worthless without pics...or this is better my dumb f_ck husband thinks I look like a lesbo now...
The general population are dumb asses
Next time he wants sex just say your only attracted to vagina now.
Or ask him if he minds if you bring home some young girls you met at the gym.
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