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    What is it with some of these personal trainers. They look all of 14 years old and have absolutely no fucking idea. I watched one poor overweight 60ish year old woman trying to do dumbbell pullovers while arched over a fitball while her PT talked on the phone. i walked past and said hey get off the phone and pay attention to your client she's about to injure herself. And just got the dirtiest look. He ended the call looked at his client and let her finish the set with the same shocking body position. I'd have givven him a smack upside the head with a 10lb dumbbell but he might have cried and the eye liner he was wearing would have looked worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gman View Post
    I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I see them doing one arm rows with 5lb dbs...What the fuck do you think that's really doing for you, hmmmm?

    Don't you know. They just want to tone they don't want to get big and bulky. Arghhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Oh oh oh oh oh and reading the latest magazine or a book while you do cardio on the stationary bike. I just want to SCREAM at them. If you can read your book your not pedaling hard enough ARggghhhhhhhh Arghhhhhh

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    ahh I see this thread is still alive and kicking. How do we star this badmutherfuckin thread???

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    Quote Originally Posted by gman View Post
    I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I see them doing one arm rows with 5lb dbs...What the fuck do you think that's really doing for you, hmmmm?
    See you are more in the mood this morning...about damn time... No more sweet nice guy for you. Want it - fuckin go for it hard
    *Live every moment __Laugh every day__and Love Beyond Words *

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    You stupid mfer, you got your whole fucking workout in loading the leg press with 800lbs so you could do some gayass 1/8th leg press for 2. No, don't worry about unloading the weights....I'll just warm up with them.

    And if I stumble over another fucking 20lb dumbbell left by the Smith machine, I'm gonna hammer curl it up the ass of the first twink I see 3/4 squatting with 275 and leaving it on the rack!

    Excuse me for interupting your fucking board meeting, but I need to use the reverse pec deck. I don't care if you have another set left, you assmunchingseatsniffer, I don't have 10 minutes to wait. STFU and lift or watch a real muthafuckinbaddass make your dicks feel really small as he has you stand on the stack so he has enough weight to get a pump with.

    Alright honey, you have a nice ass. We get it. We actually like it. But you don't have to live on the standing leg curl to get us to notice. You might want to do a few triceps pushdowns, too. But do make some noise when you hit the abductor/adductor machines.....

    Finally.....if you don't have enough left to SHUT THE FUCKING LOCKER DOOR, then don't leave your wheelchair in the car. The secret that you're a shortbusridingasssuckingretard is out! Here's your sign......

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    Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



    What up peepz?The new WolfPack Gym! Hardcore members welcome all others are just that....


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    Fucking idiot, what the hell are you doing kneeling shoulder presses on a fucking 3 ft high fitness ball near a plate glass window. Go ahead and fall forward and cut your fucking jugular vein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gman View Post
    Fucking idiot, what the hell are you doing kneeling shoulder presses on a fucking 3 ft high fitness ball near a plate glass window. Go ahead and fall forward and cut your fucking jugular vein.

    We are creating a monster!!!

    Gman, much better than Namtrag

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    gman was taken over there, so I just used my last name backwards, motherfucker.

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    Wow GMAN is getting the attitude. I'm so proud I'm going to get teary eyed here. Lol. Nice! Now take that to the gym. And show them who you are! Rick has enough attitude already, looking online for discount valium for him.. Seriously, good stuff here. Getting ready to go to gym. My 10 am looks like she's going to flake- again.. Told her I would see her at 10 anyway. Going to train my wife afterwards, actuallygot her going to a hardcore gym and on her third workout leg pressing 150 lbs each side for 12 with each leg on the Hammer Unilateral leg press. Our sex life has tripled since she started, well increased anyway, lol. As for me, I'm going to do back- that means deads are up first and the bimbo with the 4" heels better not try to walk behind me and distract me again. I want good reps with 6 plates- not what happened last couple of times. Tired of the attention whores. I'm there to TRAIN dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gman View Post
    gman was taken over there, so I just used my last name backwards, motherfucker.
    LMFAO!!! Nice, man, but just remember I am not only a MOTHERfucker I am a FAMILYfucker as well Just no guys, not into that fagbag bullshit!

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    none of you badassmuthafucka's are pissed today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gman View Post
    none of you badassmuthafucka's are pissed today?
    I'm too burned out to be pissed. Maybe tomorrow

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    Nothing pissed me off at the gym today. Except my training partner who harassed me about this guy that he thinks stares at me. Called the guy my boyfriend. I wanted to pound my partner. There will be paybacks.

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