Ass Lightning... Holy shit!

**John Romano** · 10-06-2009, 03:45 PM

As my good friend, IFBB legend Mike Matarazzo used to say, "everything works, but nothing works all the time." That being the case, you need a few versions of similar items in your bodybuilding arsenal to keep things optimal. Especially as far as stimulants are concerned. Switching from one to another after prolonged use can really give you a kick in the ass, especially if the replacement item is at least as good as the one you were taking.

Well, i had a very uplifting experience the other day when i tried my first bottle of Ass Lightening. I was feeling like shit - very tired and very unmotivated - and I had to train.... Legs. I downed the Ass Lightening on an empty stomach instead of my usual pre-workout pick me up and 15 minutes later it felt like I had broken the law! I could actually feel myself coming on to it, like... well... lets just say "something else."

I can't wait until the case gets here!!

**DJTree** · 10-06-2009, 04:01 PM

I'm glad you liked it John, the stuff definitely gets me going without a doubt!

It also puts me in a great fucking mood!

You're case is in the mail and on its way
Watch out for Dros, I hear he's a stimulant scavenger!

**Mr Incredible** · 10-06-2009, 04:22 PM

whats in it, is it seriousely called ass lightening or am I being dumb?

**DJTree** · 10-06-2009, 04:36 PM

Haha Yes it's seriously called Ass Lightning

It is Sugar Free, Carb Free, 0 Calories
It contains Niacin, B6, Folic Acid, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, Malic Acid, N-Acetyl, L-Tyrosine, Glucuronolactone, L-Phenylalanine

It's a Berry Flavored 2oz energy shooter. It's a serious kick in the ass when you're on the ropes.

Interested? Pick up a case of 12 for 36 dollars plus shipping

-Dave

**RickO'shea** · 10-06-2009, 05:33 PM

will do thanks for the review John!

**Gr8rGood** · 10-07-2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by DJTree

Haha Yes it's seriously called Ass Lightning

It is Sugar Free, Carb Free, 0 Calories
It contains Niacin, B6, Folic Acid, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, Malic Acid, N-Acetyl, L-Tyrosine, Glucuronolactone, L-Phenylalanine

It's a Berry Flavored 2oz energy shooter. It's a serious kick in the ass when you're on the ropes.

Interested? Pick up a case of 12 for 36 dollars plus shipping

-Dave

When I got in touch with you guys about my order, I wanted to ask "How does your Ass Lighting taste?" But after realizing that would sound horrible, I decided it'd be best not to ask. Berry does sound good though.

**MichaelWayne** · 10-07-2009, 01:15 PM

Not trying to rock the boat, but how do they compare to a hypershot?

Plase don't say "Apples and Oranges". They are both 'energy' drinks, but what does one have over the other?

**DJTree** · 10-07-2009, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Chanceinator

When I got in touch with you guys about my order, I wanted to ask "How does your Ass Lighting taste?" But after realizing that would sound horrible, I decided it'd be best not to ask. Berry does sound good though.

LOL
You're order's in the mail so you should get a taste any day now

**DJTree** · 10-07-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by MichaelWayne

Not trying to rock the boat, but how do they compare to a hypershot?

Plase don't say "Apples and Oranges". They are both 'energy' drinks, but what does one have over the other?

While I am only marginally insulted at the assumption that I would defer to a cliche' like apples and oranges

I must admit that I've actually never had a hypershot.

I CAN however compare them to Red Bull shooters, Monster Hitman Shooters and 5 hour energy (regular and extra strength versions). My take is that Ass Lightning DOES in fact give the best energy boost, and it also puts me in a better mood. The last part should only be viewed as a personal experience, but it is my personal experience.

As far as taste is concerned, it tastes better than Red Bull and Hitman (as "Berry" is an identifiable flavor, as opposed to the other two which taste like "something"). Comparing the flavor to 5 hour energy, it is somewhat similar to the berry flavor, however 5 hour energy has a vitamin concentrate kick in the throat that is thankfully absent in ASS LIGHTNING. It has been described as being "smoother" than 5 hour.

-Dave

**GENESIS** · 10-07-2009, 02:44 PM

ha what a comical name.

**MichaelWayne** · 10-07-2009, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by DJTree

While I am only marginally insulted at the assumption that I would defer to a cliche' like apples and oranges

I must admit that I've actually never had a hypershot.

I CAN however compare them to Red Bull shooters, Monster Hitman Shooters and 5 hour energy (regular and extra strength versions). My take is that Ass Lightning DOES in fact give the best energy boost, and it also puts me in a better mood. The last part should only be viewed as a personal experience, but it is my personal experience.

As far as taste is concerned, it tastes better than Red Bull and Hitman (as "Berry" is an identifiable flavor, as opposed to the other two which taste like "something"). Comparing the flavor to 5 hour energy, it is somewhat similar to the berry flavor, however 5 hour energy has a vitamin concentrate kick in the throat that is thankfully absent in ASS LIGHTNING. It has been described as being "smoother" than 5 hour.

-Dave

Cool man, thanks for the info. Just was wondering if its instant energy (hypershot) or if its energy+a little extra (sounds like your product).

Looks like its a 'HAVE TO TRY' product.

**jpick1369** · 10-07-2009, 05:59 PM

I have tried them both and I like the ass lighting A LOT better the taste is better and I dont get that overwhelming tingling sensation I get from hypershots. Give them a try and see for yourself you wont be disappointed. Plus you'll love the looks and questions you get when people see what you are drinking.

**TheTransformator** · 10-07-2009, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by DJTree

Haha Yes it's seriously called Ass Lightning

It is Sugar Free, Carb Free, 0 Calories
It contains Niacin, B6, Folic Acid, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, Malic Acid, N-Acetyl, L-Tyrosine, Glucuronolactone, L-Phenylalanine

It's a Berry Flavored 2oz energy shooter. It's a serious kick in the ass when you're on the ropes.

Interested? Pick up a case of 12 for 36 dollars plus shipping

-Dave

Straight No Bullshit answer...no mumbo jumbo talk...BOOM...honesty sells...best of luck with your enterprise...

**Gr8rGood** · 10-07-2009, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by DJTree

LOL
You're order's in the mail so you should get a taste any day now

Just got Onslaught today!

**big.poppa.pump** · 10-07-2009, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by DJTree

Haha Yes it's seriously called Ass Lightning

It is Sugar Free, Carb Free, 0 Calories
It contains Niacin, B6, Folic Acid, B12, Taurine, Caffeine, Malic Acid, N-Acetyl, L-Tyrosine, Glucuronolactone, L-Phenylalanine

It's a Berry Flavored 2oz energy shooter. It's a serious kick in the ass when you're on the ropes.

Interested? Pick up a case of 12 for 36 dollars plus shipping

-Dave

it looks like every single energy drink i have ever had lol