Ass Lightning... Holy shit!

[John Romano]

What's the difference between a Hundai, a Honda, a Kia and an Accord? Not really very much. There is, however, a synergy in the component matrix that may or may not appeal to one person over another. I've found energy drinks to be the same way, except that you can afford to be more fickle with them. I like Hyper Shots -a lot. But i don't like them all the time. Ass Lightening is a great addition to my stimulant arsenal. While all energy shots pretty much do the same thing there is a subtle nuance to all of them. you have to try them to see which ones you like. There is no reason why you can't like several brands and use all of them alternately. I was really surprised at how good ass Lightening is. It is really a very effective and great tasting product.

[big.poppa.pump]

What's the difference between a Hundai, a Honda, a Kia and an Accord? Not really very much. There is, however, a synergy in the component matrix that may or may not appeal to one person over another. I've found energy drinks to be the same way, except that you can afford to be more fickle with them. I like Hyper Shots -a lot. But i don't like them all the time. Ass Lightening is a great addition to my stimulant arsenal. While all energy shots pretty much do the same thing there is a subtle nuance to all of them. you have to try them to see which ones you like. There is no reason why you can't like several brands and use all of them alternately. I was really surprised at how good ass Lightening is. It is really a very effective and great tasting product.

I always have problems with perfuse sweating with the energy shots. They seem to overstim me. I prefer Monster Lo Carb or Rockstar sugar-free because I can sip them throughout the day and not get twitchy.

[John Romano]

I always have problems with perfuse sweating with the energy shots. They seem to overstim me. I prefer Monster Lo Carb or Rockstar sugar-free because I can sip them throughout the day and not get twitchy.

Agree. Ass lightening is a shot. But it doesn't give you that overstimmed feeling. I feel the ability to really generate power during my work out without feeling twitchy and sweaty. I was really surprised because i was sure i was going to feel that icky stimmed feeling.

[Ninja Loco]

Ok....... call me stupid (just call me sexy when you do) but this stuff is only sold online here, right? cause Im so fuking jaded to the whole supp industry that I really dont care who says what about something. John is different though. He I can relate to.


I want to try this stuff.

[John Romano]

Ok....... call me stupid (just call me sexy when you do) but this stuff is only sold online here, right? cause Im so fuking jaded to the whole supp industry that I really dont care who says what about something. John is different though. He I can relate to.


I want to try this stuff.

You stupid sexy bitch! I think you'll like this stuff. I'm going to do bag work tomorrow on it. I'll let you know how it works. Yesterday I was dragging my ass so bad the bag won.

[Ninja Loco]

Yesterday I was dragging my ass so bad the bag won.

Diet root beer through the nose....... thanks, lol.

[big.poppa.pump]

I always have problems with perfuse sweating with the energy shots. They seem to overstim me. I prefer Monster Lo Carb or Rockstar sugar-free because I can sip them throughout the day and not get twitchy.

alright, i'll give it try. I need a preworkout that doesn't turn me into a fucking crackhead

[MrNoFro]

Just got Onslaught today!

Awesome. Let us know what you think after you try it out!

[DJTree]

Straight No Bullshit answer...no mumbo jumbo talk...BOOM...honesty sells...best of luck with your enterprise...

Thanks for the good wishes bro, mumbo jumbo is not my forte.

You ask me a question, you get the honest truth.

-Dave

[DJTree]

Ok....... call me stupid (just call me sexy when you do) but this stuff is only sold online here, right? cause Im so fuking jaded to the whole supp industry that I really dont care who says what about something. John is different though. He I can relate to.


I want to try this stuff.

Our online store will be up and running Friday (godwilling) at brutalalchemy.com

If you want to get your order asap, you can call us at 336-688-7192 and ill take your order over the phone.


-Dave

[DJTree]

Just got Onslaught today!

I shipped your ASS LIGHTNING and ISOLATION seperate. Check your mail, you should probably have it

What'd you think of ONLSLAUGHT?

-Dave

[DJTree]

What's the difference between a Hundai, a Honda, a Kia and an Accord? Not really very much. There is, however, a synergy in the component matrix that may or may not appeal to one person over another. I've found energy drinks to be the same way, except that you can afford to be more fickle with them. I like Hyper Shots -a lot. But i don't like them all the time. Ass Lightening is a great addition to my stimulant arsenal. While all energy shots pretty much do the same thing there is a subtle nuance to all of them. you have to try them to see which ones you like. There is no reason why you can't like several brands and use all of them alternately. I was really surprised at how good ass Lightening is. It is really a very effective and great tasting product.

Thanks for the props John, it means a LOT to get respect for a product coming from a guy who has as much experience with them as you!

And VERY well put about the subtle differences in the way different energy products feel and hit a person.

I think you're going to owe somebody a new bag after today's bag workout!

-Dave

[John Romano]

Thanks for the props John, it means a LOT to get respect for a product coming from a guy who has as much experience with them as you!

And VERY well put about the subtle differences in the way different energy products feel and hit a person.

I think you're going to owe somebody a new bag after today's bag workout!

-Dave

Yeah!! Got my shipment today. Thank you!! Looking forward to trying the other products along with the Add Lightning!!

[Gr8rGood]

I shipped your ASS LIGHTNING and ISOLATION seperate. Check your mail, you should probably have it

What'd you think of ONLSLAUGHT?

-Dave

I think Onslaught is very tasty. What amazes me about the product is that their is very little in the way of artificial ingredients. The most questionable ingredient is probably sucralose (which isn't really questionable at all) and it still manages to be delicious. Very admirable.

I just received my Isolation and Ass Lighting in the mail today. Would you suggest refrigerating the Ass Lighting, for the sake of taste? Also, how much water would you recommend mixing with the Isolation?

[MrNoFro]

I think Onslaught is very tasty. What amazes me about the product is that their is very little in the way of artificial ingredients. The most questionable ingredient is probably sucralose (which isn't really questionable at all) and it still manages to be delicious. Very admirable.

I just received my Isolation and Ass Lighting in the mail today. Would you suggest refrigerating the Ass Lighting, for the sake of taste? Also, how much water would you recommend mixing with the Isolation?

Glad you like the Onslaught, Chance. I had no doubt you would as I think it's our best tasting product. I believe it tastes as good as it does particularly BECAUSE of the leaner ingredient profile. Real shit just tastes better, to put it bluntly.

As for water to powder ratio, I'm going to be honest and tell you that I haven't taken it with water. However, I have used isolation with water and I used 12oz. I figure 10-12oz should work for Onslaught also...maybe keeping it closer to 10 so that it doesn't get too watered down. I normally mix it with milk, personally.

I'd have to recommend not refrigerating the Onslaught. As long as you store it in a dry, room temp place it should be fine (In a kitchen cabinet away from any heat source). Refrigeration can cause temperature changes within the container that in turn can cause condensation that would negatively impact not only the flavor, but also the freshness.

Keep us posted on your thoughts, experiences and questions/concerns.

Matt