Drunkest guy ever clip...

**machine** · 10-23-2009, 12:47 AM

Hilarious video, it gets a bit stale in the middle so you may want to fast forward it to roughly 3:10. Once an alcoholic gets his hands on a case of beer it seems nothing is capable of removing it...

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**sassy69** · 10-23-2009, 12:52 AM

Amazing...

**hrd** · 10-23-2009, 01:02 AM

I don't know which was better, the ab crunches at 1:40 or the, "Alms for the poor" at 3:44.

**Formula94** · 10-23-2009, 01:11 AM

buddy showed me a video from when he was in Serbia and riding with his cousin who is a cop...driving along they see an old man swerving all over the place on his bicycle. They stop him and the cop wants to give the old man a breathalyzer just to see how drunk he actually is. Old man takes the breathalyzer and tries to take a drink from it thinking it is a flask of booze all the while he is swaying back and forth! I guess he ended up blowing 2.xxx or something high like that. Funniest thing is that this was around 11am!

**Ryan Bracewell** · 10-23-2009, 01:46 AM

I have never seen someone so drunk that they cant get up on their own, but i have heard of it. I actually have an aunt who was completely wasted near a camp fire, and as she went to stand up she lost her balance and fell into the edge of the fire. She was so drunk that she basically laid there calmly yelling at her husband to help her up. Luckily here burns, although bad, were minimal because she only fell on the edge.

**BuffGuy** · 10-23-2009, 04:32 AM

I saw this before on the youtube.. just amazing how lol he is drunk and goes to get more beer.. now that is helarious!!! I gotta give credit to this guy tho.. he made me laugh at least.

**Swede** · 10-23-2009, 05:24 AM

Originally Posted by Ryan Bracewell

I have never seen someone so drunk that they cant get up on their own, but i have heard of it. I actually have an aunt who was completely wasted near a camp fire, and as she went to stand up she lost her balance and fell into the edge of the fire. She was so drunk that she basically laid there calmly yelling at her husband to help her up. Luckily here burns, although bad, were minimal because she only fell on the edge.

too bad, she should have get burned bad instead, people who drink so much that they cant handle themself, are retards.

**Ryan Bracewell** · 10-23-2009, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Swede

too bad, she should have get burned bad instead, people who drink so much that they cant handle themself, are retards.

Yes they are and they never seem to learn their lesson. While rehabing here burns she found it fun to take the pain pills while drinking as well. It was so bad that my family and doctors actually thought her rehab had a better chance at killing her than the burns did because of her drug use.

**Youngguns** · 10-23-2009, 12:04 PM

Neg rep for repost. Damn I +1'd you by accident, -2 next time.

Also, women love to drink and act like complete morons.

Once my girlfriend fell when she was trying to sit down on a chair, told everyone I pussed her and then she scratched my face. Needless to say I almost ran her over that night...

BUT! She was "sorry" the next day and it was "her fault"

*rolls eyes*