The "Man Rules"

[Erin]

I received this in an email and thought is was hilarious. Just wanted to share it.

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat..
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1.. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...

1.. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1.. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
orgolf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.RoundIS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[robert da strongman]

all women shall be issued that on a 3x5 card....obama is making that a law

[Zetawill]

Pretty sure Obama is a whopped man....but yes every woman should learn this in the 6th grade by memory.

[Aaron Singerman]

Wow... very true... I especially liked,

"1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for."

[Erin]

Wow... very true... I especially liked,

"1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for."

Yeah that one made me really think.... i guess its soooooo true.

[iusealittle]

great post........

use.

[Sledge]

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

[sba220]

If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us

This isnt really true, especially on this board. Every 100lb figure girl on here thinks she is obese.

[DECABEATZ]

Wow makes a whole lot of sense i especially like the one that we are not mind readers. U know im upfront i dont hide behind the curtain im copying this and saving this.