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    Perv.


    I miss you.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    so does Miss K

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    What? No one said a word in my thread today? What the heck am I paying you people for???

    I'm hungry. And horny. And f'in tired. But before I eat, masturbate and sleep I have to GO DO F'IN CARDIO!!!!!
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    This place has seemed pretty dead for a while now...need more sex talk. My journal is boring too...no food porn, porn porn, or porn porn w/ food porn.

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    Hi Text Bud!

    I love pron. I love all pron. Food pron. pron pron. pron pron with food pron...

    Pron talk does not go well when one is as horned up as I am recently.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    I'm hungry. And horny. And f'in tired. But before I eat, masturbate and sleep I have to GO DO F'IN CARDIO!!!!!
    I worked 13 hours today ... I was hungry,tired and horny ...thank the Gods I don't have to masturbate anymore
    *Live every moment __Laugh every day__and Love Beyond Words *

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    Quote Originally Posted by blu2xtreme View Post
    I worked 13 hours today ... I was hungry,tired and horny ...thank the Gods I don't have to masturbate anymore
    I am good at a few things, aren't I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gman View Post
    I am good at a few things, aren't I?
    Yes you are ...and you even cooked me a wonderful omelette too
    *Live every moment __Laugh every day__and Love Beyond Words *

    ___________________2blu4u _______________________

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Hi Text Bud!

    I love pron. I love all pron. Food pron. pron pron. pron pron with food pron...

    Pron talk does not go well when one is as horned up as I am recently.
    As horned up as you? Hello...you know the troubles I am going through being in a office full of women at the moment. And a super fucking hot one just transferred to my building from one of the other locations...my dick is like curious George.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    talk does not go well when one is as horned up as I am recently.

    Pics or it's not true.

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    Sledge, she told me I should parade my bulge around the office for all the ladies the other day...give them a little show. I'm not a sex puppet...

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    Yes, you are...Sex Puppet.

    I just hate to see a perfectly good erection go to waste. Someone needs to take advantage of it and use it...poor thing.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    I guess I need to put you in contact w/ some of these wimmenz...

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    Not feeling well today. I did morning cardio, ate the right foods. I've been sleeping a lot lately. About 9 hours last night. I was so tired all day that every time I sat down I could have been asleep in seconds. I have a stomach thing going on..ulcers on the top end, grumblies and pain on the other end. I feel very bloated and my tummy is distended a little. And now I have a headache too. Did a wimpy back workout and got through 15 minutes of cardio before my tummy cramped too bad. Called it quits and came home. So enough bitching and whining, I'm going to bed. Good night all.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Is it any wonder people get sick while in contest prep? Add to that working in two very public fields with loads of exposure.

    Hope you wake up feeling better

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