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    Me too. Helps to have a rich BF. You should get one.
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    A rich bf? You know I like chicks, right? I mean come on...what've we been talking about all week?

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    Your erection.

    Oh yeah...and hot chicks.

    OK...so you need a sugar mama....one with money and a high libido!
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    Ya know...there's this one coug at the gym...she's got the fuck me eyes and the smile to go w/ it...and she bends over in front of me a lot.................I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

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    We were talking about you cougar fucking...
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    Ah yes...the cougar. I caught her checking me out one morning on my way out the door...lookin all sexy in my work clothes. She just gave me the "fuck me" smile, so I flashed one back.

    There's also a younger girl in there...kinda tall, maybe 5'10" or so...always in there, every morning. Pretty good lookin...must've been a swimmer or something because she's slender and always does laps in the pool. But she's still got a nice set of legs and a pretty good turd cutter. I think I'd have a go at her too...if it weren't for the fact that she's in there every morning w/ her fucking dad!!!

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    Go for the cougar. Trust me.



    So don't anyone tell me the audience isn't into ripped. Listen to them when Sandy flexes her glutes until the striations pop. (:24)

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    The coug drives a mini van...that makes me think she's got some grand babies running around.

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    So what? I could have grandbabies. (I don't but I could since my kid is 22). I made my Mom a granny at 42. You don't have to meet the grandbabies for a good romp in the hay with grandma.
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    Yeah...that just makes me feel funny. Kids...ok...grandkids...awkward. Ah, who am I kidding? I'm a horny little fucker right now. I'd bang her.

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    Forget about the kids. Think of her experience...
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    And just what would that experience be like for her??? Because I know your pervy ass is imagining it. lol

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    This is my theory...

    I'm damn good. As long as you have a stiff one I can make you good..that's how good I am.
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    Who ever said I wasn't good? You are making assumptions dear...

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    I didn't say you weren't. You're the one who asked what the experience would be like for her. I can't say. All I can tell you is my perspective. Why do you think I'm so goofy about Sledge, and wanting to move around the world and shit? Yes, the sex is that good. I'm good. He's good. It's allll gooood.
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