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    I need to go have sex. Right now. Sex puppet.

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    Are you masturbating in the men's room?
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    No...just decided to go for it at my desk. Then I don't have to explain why I'm carrying hand lotion w/ me because it's already here.

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    Take video for me next time. (which will be what...in about 16 minutes?)
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    I think it's hysterical that only the little guys worry and fret over Planet Fitness and their no bber rules. LMAO
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Take video for me next time. (which will be what...in about 16 minutes?)
    That sure is a long time...why not now? Thank to prami there's basically no refractory period.

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    Right now I wish I were single....purely for sexual gratification purposes of course.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Ummm...you know I'm single and I'm not getting any, right? So being single doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna get some action.

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    It does when you're a woman.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    I hate you.

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    Don't hate too hard. I'm still not getting any at the moment. Damn scruples.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    I'll make a bet w/ you that you get laid before I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Go for the cougar. Trust me.



    So don't anyone tell me the audience isn't into ripped. Listen to them when Sandy flexes her glutes until the striations pop. (:24)



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    Quote Originally Posted by richwa View Post
    I'll make a bet w/ you that you get laid before I do.
    You don't think you'll get laid before March 2011? Awwww poor baby!
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Highly doubtful! Been a year already...I don't go out looking for it and I'm not about to put any unneccesary effort into getting some so it ain't gonna happen.

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