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    Quote Originally Posted by MsGuns View Post
    ^^^^^^^lol....thx now I will have this image in my head all day! Dayum u GM! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by tight booty View Post
    Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


    Hi Karen

    Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

    I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

    I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

    Mx
    seems like a nice guy. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cookiemonster View Post
    seems like a nice guy. lol
    It was you, wasn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve g View Post
    mental note: never come in this thread again... MY EYES!
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    I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

    And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL
    Ditto!! Disturbed! lol

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    I wish Debbie would put up some of her "Schmoe Mail" on this thread..

    She get's some serious weeeeirdos.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    What a line. LOL Write back and tell him no CPR until his heart stops. Taking his breath away is only mouth to mouth.
    I won't even respond to this weirdo....I wouldn't spend one minute in his company...eeeeekkkkkk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    That's not schmoe mail. creepy though.
    He lives in Brisbane. Hope he never makes his way up to Mackay....

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    Quote Originally Posted by saiyajinali View Post
    I wish Debbie would put up some of her "Schmoe Mail" on this thread..

    She get's some serious weeeeirdos.....

    I'm trying to cut back I only send them once a day now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!



    Bam!
    Hey now - I've lost a little size since I took that one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tight booty View Post
    Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


    Hi Karen

    Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

    I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

    I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

    Mx
    Christ on a bike.

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    Is it possible to date a girl with a good dollop of muscle and NOT be a Schmoe? Come on now....

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    Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.

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    Gotcha. Erm so...What do you think of the fiscal policy as operated by the Slovak Government Girly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    I'm trying to cut back I only send them once a day now.
    I was baiting you into admission by posting that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.
    (pertains to the muscle schmoes only)

    Schmoes also run supplement companies, own gyms, promote/judge contests, etc. They come in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life. They have a variety of tastes relative to the level of muscularity and how they choose to indulge in it.

    It all comes down to whom you're fucking (or fantasizing about).

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