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    If I want to know a measurement of a female, I tackle them - punch them in the back of the head a few times - then measure the bodypart I would like to know the circumference/diameter of. Fortunately, I never really have the desire to ask a woman how big her... arms are. The important stuff... I can pretty much tell anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allifit View Post
    LOL. Just today I got (and sadly this is verbatim) "Alli, I from Spain, make you to lift and carry? Shoulder me male like to be carry here."

    damn that broken english is hot stuff.

    i mean . . . hot english is very broken that stuff damn. see same thing.

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    I get a lot of European men asking me their broken English questions.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    I prefer this method.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Nothing exciting. 143 on my new max-ot plan. Ask BBB, I'm sure she benches twice that.
    i cant barbebell bench hehe that spawns well.. what is your heavist lift? kind of questions

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    Yeah...the usual. I'm talking to GX on yahoo right now and I forgot to block when I signed on. Now I have some schmoe pestering the hell out of me. What do you weigh? How much stronger are you now? Does your bf get off on you lifting? ugh.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    How do you deal with that? My husband is 6'6" 265lbs. He would crush a guy that pulled that crap with me.

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    I can't believe these shmoes are so brazen with the questions! I wouldn't say any of those things in a million years to someone! LOL

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    Deal with it? Depends on my mood. Usually I ignore them. And I can handle them on my own. I don't need someone else to do it. And since I don't have a husband, he doesn't care.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Yeah...the usual. I'm talking to GX on yahoo right now and I forgot to block when I signed on. Now I have some schmoe pestering the hell out of me. What do you weigh? How much stronger are you now? Does your bf get off on you lifting? ugh.

    omg u let them know what your yahoo is? you are crazy lol i get the crap on myspace and facebook and when im out sometimes.. i had a guy swear that he saw me in some magazine and ask to take a pic with me at a bar recently lol creepy as all hell..

    i was waiting to get into the MGM for the after party of the Mr O and these 2 skinny guys wanted to touch my arm lol that is what i get for wearing sleeveless

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    Deal with it? Depends on my mood. Usually I ignore them. And I can handle them on my own. I don't need someone else to do it. And since I don't have a husband, he doesn't care.
    That was not a shot at you. I am just saying in my world my husband would have freaked out. By the way he drives me nuts half of the time so I will be more than happy to loan him out.

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    I was a little niave to the whole schmoe thing when I first started on bbing forums and stuff. I didn't know what a schmoe was. I also make everything I do in the name of GirlyMuscle so it's not hard to find me. Usually, I block my yahoo messenger now but yahoo has some ghey thing now that signs you on to messenger when you check your yahoo mail. You have no choice. It pops up in the corner of the mail webpage.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatdayaknow View Post
    That was not a shot at you. I am just saying in my world my husband would have freaked out. By the way he drives me nuts half of the time so I will be more than happy to loan him out.
    I know. It's cool.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    I was a little niave to the whole schmoe thing when I first started on bbing forums and stuff. I didn't know what a schmoe was. I also make everything I do in the name of GirlyMuscle so it's not hard to find me. Usually, I block my yahoo messenger now but yahoo has some ghey thing now that signs you on to messenger when you check your yahoo mail. You have no choice. It pops up in the corner of the mail webpage.
    thats terrible you should be able to log in without these creepy bastards harassing you..

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    Do schmoes pay for autographed pics? or do they want them for free?

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