Schmoe Mail

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

^^^ fucking Hell, man...

[GirlyMuscle]

And what? He thinks that's going to get me excited??? Sexually aroused???

[Jodie]

OMG. lol

[FitnBuf]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

Someone please give me a hot metal rod....I have to poke both my eys out!!!

GM...girl look at the hot pork he is offering you...LMAO!!!!!!!

[cat]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

It looks like he took the pic in a public men's bathroom or something...Now THAT makes me hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sledge]

LMAO! What a compliment!Accept this hug instead

Every time I see your avatar I want to hug them both at the same time.

[tight booty]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

[tight booty]

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

I am at a loss for words!

[Sledge]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

That's not schmoe mail. creepy though.

[GirlyMuscle]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

What a line. LOL Write back and tell him no CPR until his heart stops. Taking his breath away is only mouth to mouth.

[GirlyMuscle]

Oh jebus. Every man's fantasy. LOL

[MsGuns]

OMG he did not post that on your myspace page...he is sick!

[GirlyMuscle]

Yes he did. Posted both pics openly on myspace. If he had sent them to me in a PM I would have respected his privacy and not shared.

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[MsGuns]

^^^^^^^lol....thx now I will have this image in my head all day! Dayum u GM! Lol

[Gaoshang Xiongshou]

^^^^^^^lol....thx now I will have this image in my head all day! Dayum u GM! Lol

Take this with you too

[cookiemonster]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

seems like a nice guy. lol

[GirlyMuscle]

seems like a nice guy. lol

It was you, wasn't it?

[fitmomma3]

mental note: never come in this thread again... MY EYES!

I think I'll post his heiny for y'all.

And just so everyone knows...he posted this in the open on myspace....not liek it was in a private email or anything. LOL

Ditto!! Disturbed! lol

[saiyajinali]

I wish Debbie would put up some of her "Schmoe Mail" on this thread..

She get's some serious weeeeirdos.....

[tight booty]

What a line. LOL Write back and tell him no CPR until his heart stops. Taking his breath away is only mouth to mouth.

I won't even respond to this weirdo....I wouldn't spend one minute in his company...eeeeekkkkkk

[tight booty]

That's not schmoe mail. creepy though.

He lives in Brisbane. Hope he never makes his way up to Mackay....

[Sledge]

I wish Debbie would put up some of her "Schmoe Mail" on this thread..

She get's some serious weeeeirdos.....

I'm trying to cut back I only send them once a day now.

[MacFlashGordon]

One of my schmoes sent me this pic of himself. I'm so lucky. I get all the good ones!



Bam!

Hey now - I've lost a little size since I took that one...

[MacFlashGordon]

Okay here's some schmoe mail. I received it last month and I never replied back! The guy lives in Brisbane (yikes) which isn't that far from me...well it's 10-12 hours drive!


Hi Karen

Thanks for adding me as a friend......was hoping you would.

I know you would have men throwing themselves at your feet every day...so what could I say to someone so gorgeous and desirable.....mmmm.....I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away....OMG....how sexy are you. Please tell me you are single and looking for a man to worship you night and day

I hope we could meet one day....even just for a few minutes....It would make my life fulfilled.

Mx

Christ on a bike.

[MacFlashGordon]

Is it possible to date a girl with a good dollop of muscle and NOT be a Schmoe? Come on now....

[GirlyMuscle]

Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.

[MacFlashGordon]

Gotcha. Erm so...What do you think of the fiscal policy as operated by the Slovak Government Girly?

[saiyajinali]

I'm trying to cut back I only send them once a day now.

I was baiting you into admission by posting that....

[Tre]

Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.

(pertains to the muscle schmoes only)

Schmoes also run supplement companies, own gyms, promote/judge contests, etc. They come in all shapes and sizes and from all walks of life. They have a variety of tastes relative to the level of muscularity and how they choose to indulge in it.

It all comes down to whom you're fucking (or fantasizing about).

[cookiemonster]

It was you, wasn't it?

i think i'm a little too young. that would be very disrespectful of me to talk to her in that manner.

[Will Brink]

If you get felt up for no reason at all, even by complete strangers.

How do I get me some of that?

[Will Brink]

How do you know he's a schmoe?

If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

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What about the one where they want you to carry them around like a baby? An ex of mine who was an IFBB pro used to forward me some of the emails, and a common one was they wanted to be carried around like a baby.

[Sandpig]

What about the one where they want you to carry them around like a baby? An ex of mine who was an IFBB pro used to forward me some of the emails, and a common one was they wanted to be carried around like a baby.

You gotta be kidding.

[Will Brink]

You gotta be kidding.

Nope. I'm sure some gal here can firm the baby carry schmoes.

[tight booty]

Absolutely. What makes a schmoe different is that they don't really care about the woman inside the muscle suit. Any muscle suit will do. If a man appreciates a fit, muscular woman for more than her muscles he is not a schmoe. 99 times out of 100 schmoes do not train or live the lifestyle themselves. And it's hard to describe....it's a feeling we get. Schmoes give us the creeps.

When I did my first comp, this schmoe sent a letter to me via the gym where I worked. He asked for an autographed pic from me and so I sent him one..... Forward on to a few months and I was having my austar installed and the guy who was installing it told me that he had installed this guys austar and there were pics of me all over his wall! He said the guy was really creepy and to watch him! And this was before I did any nude modeling so it definitely was my comp pics he had all over his wall. I found out by accident when I was getting some pics developed that he had made copies of the pics I sent him, had them enlarged etc.....

[Ibarramedia]

When I did my first comp, this schmoe sent a letter to me via the gym where I worked. He asked for an autographed pic from me and so I sent him one..... Forward on to a few months and I was having my austar installed and the guy who was installing it told me that he had installed this guys austar and there were pics of me all over his wall! He said the guy was really creepy and to watch him! And this was before I did any nude modeling so it definitely was my comp pics he had all over his wall. I found out by accident when I was getting some pics developed that he had made copies of the pics I sent him, had them enlarged etc.....

What's an Austar? Is that like the Cadillac onstar gps on the car?

[tight booty]

What's an Austar? Is that like the Cadillac onstar gps on the car?

It's pay for tv..

[R.I.P.]

i saw lauren powers wrestle some dude in her home on a show called secret lives of women. so i guess these dudes are providing income for some women.not into the whole wrestling thing anyway,but why in your home.going to a motel would seem safer.to each their own i guess.

[Sledge]

Is it possible to date a girl with a good dollop of muscle and NOT be a Schmoe? Come on now....

nah, I don't schmoe GMs muscles. It's her I like and the muscles are just part of the package. If I want to perv on women I don't just go strait for the FBB's because of their muscles. Actually I don't find many BBs attractive at all. The muscle chicks I do find attractive it's something else about them that makes them hot the muscles are just extra. And I also don't care if a woman can pick me up or crush me with her thighs or really how strong they are. To me off season FBBs are way more physically attractive than comp ready. I think I'm going to become a bikini girl schmoe though, I still haven't figured out what it has to do with bodybuilding but hell they sure look fuckable.

[Tre]

nah, I don't schmoe GMs muscles. It's her I like and the muscles are just part of the package. If I want to perv on women I don't just go strait for the FBB's because of their muscles. Actually I don't find many BBs attractive at all. The muscle chicks I do find attractive it's something else about them that makes them hot the muscles are just extra. And I also don't care if a woman can pick me up or crush me with her thighs or really how strong they are. To me off season FBBs are way more physically attractive than comp ready. I think I'm going to become a bikini girl schmoe though, I still haven't figured out what it has to do with bodybuilding but hell they sure look fuckable.

Careful, Sledge, the bikini thing is dangerous. While I supported it for financial reasons, I was pretty much a hater before they even set foot on an NPC stage. I was committed to liking it only for the $$ they would bring in.

Well, imagine my surprise when I actually liked it, and not only that, but I liked it MORE than figure.

Just a few months after seeing my first bikini comp, I started realizing I wasn't a female bodybuilder schmoe anymore. Talk about a 180.

I'm still a wrestling schmoe (sort of), but my penchant for the bikini girls has led me away from muscle schmoedom. So, if you still intend to be a muscle schmoe, leave those bikini girls alone!

[CuriousDan]

GirlyMuscle, what would you call then the guys who are n o t the mentally disturbed creeps looking for some free muscle fetish, but instead book sessions through the regular channels, treat people with respect, and yes, see through the muscle suit?

Because your conclusion leads to: all schmoes are sociopaths and pervs.

[GirlyMuscle]

When did I say sociopath and/or perv?

And there's nothing wrong with pervs. I happen to love one.

[dvdmc16]

How to tell if she's a moo. I want attention. I don't want attention. I expect you to know what I want. read my mind. If he asks for your measurements, ask about the thickness of his wallet. You might change your mind. A lot of women do. In any case if that's your picture, you really don't have that much to worry about as far as being bothered is concerned. If you really think it's a problem, show him some steroid use after effects on your body. You won't see him again unless you look in a gay bar.

[tight booty]

^^^^^^ Mmmmmm kind of a bit negative to say the least!