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    Default Imaginary Lat Syndrome

    With the Arnold Weekend upon us, I want to ask about something that is seen regularly during the weekend.

    Now, am I here to bash it? No... those who have it manage to speak badly enough for themselves without words ever being spoken. However, I would like to know exactly WHY people have ILS, or think they need to.

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    can you give us a definition of ILS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusclesMarinara View Post
    can you give us a definition of ILS...
    Your avatar, but without the lats.

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    they have the intense desire for the rest of the world to think they are as big as they think they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusclesMarinara View Post
    can you give us a definition of ILS...

    A guy who has no lats to speak of, but has his arms flared out so far, he looks like he is waiting for a gust of wind to help him take off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeletor View Post
    Your avatar, but without the lats.
    I was more looking at just his avatar.

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    Weak is a state of mind.

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    i expect some pics of this syndrome so that the young guys can corret this massive public nuisance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusclesMarinara View Post
    can you give us a definition of ILS...
    People that hold their arms like you are now but not only for a picture but for all the time.

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    Hopefully one day they'll find a cure before it's too late.

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    One of the worst sufferers of ILS I have ever come across is Doodley Roobley or whatever the fuk his name is. He thinks of himself as a benchpress champion (with a bench shirt on of course, SURPRISE!) I feel bad for him because his ILS is compounded by his contracting imaginary benchpress numbers disorder.

    Normally, I would never make fun of someone just because they look like a regular guy on the street but this guy claims to be the bronze world medalist in the benchpress, a 16 x world record holder and on his website it calls him "One of the hottest lifters in the world." Plus, when I joked about his having ILS he tripped out like I was trying to ruin his benchpressing career (career?) I marked him down as reason # 482 why bench shirts should be banned. Here he flexing his 174 pounds of massive muscle!






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    16 X world record in the special olympics maybe.

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    So.....We can join his website and rail on this toolcloset? Because it looks like he can be easily made to cry. Literaly.

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    You know what, give the guy credit. It is probably more strenuous to hold your arms in that awkward position than it is to put on the muscle.

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