"Greatest Day on Earth...for a straight man (pics included..Larissa Reis)

**jaykay** · 03-13-2010, 04:08 PM

Comment meant for PSARG's reply in post 12:

I'm 19 and I fuck around(emphasize on this, it is all meant as a joke) on Rx whenever I'm studying as "a break" if you want to call it that. I'm a full time college student, work part-time and a find the time to train also. You are something like 40 years old, and you spend half of your day on GetBig and RX, starting pathetic fucking threads about how synthol use is running rampant in the pro ranks and how you believe the sport and those following it have all gone to shit.
Thank God you are the only one who had the blessing of being enlightened with the truth one day and you should receive a Nobel Peace Prize for your noble attempts at saving mere mortals such as the rest of us with your daily dose of bullshit.
Your Phil synthol abuse thread has something like 6 pages worth of replies. Almost all of these replies state that you are delusional. I said I like Kai, I think he's funny as fuck and has a great physique. I'm sorry that you are mentally inept and cannot comprehend humor unless it originates from one of your idiotic, daily posts. G.E.T...A...C.L.U.E lol.

**PSARG** · 03-13-2010, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by jaykay

Comment meant for PSARG's reply in post 12:

I'm 19 and I fuck around(emphasize on this, it is all meant as a joke) on Rx whenever I'm studying as "a break" if you want to call it that. I'm a full time college student, work part-time and a find the time to train also. You are something like 40 years old, and you spend half of your day on GetBig and RX, starting pathetic fucking threads about how synthol use is running rampant in the pro ranks and how you believe the sport and those following it have all gone to shit.
Thank God you are the only one who had the blessing of being enlightened with the truth one day and you should receive a Nobel Peace Prize for your noble attempts at saving mere mortals such as the rest of us with your daily dose of bullshit.
Your Phil synthol abuse thread has something like 6 pages worth of replies. Almost all of these replies state that you are delusional*. I said I like Kai, I think he's funny as fuck and has a great physique. I'm sorry that you are mentally inept and cannot comprehend humor unless it originates from one of your idiotic, daily posts. G.E.T...A...C.L.U.E lol.

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You are rambling....+ I dont give a rats ass, if you and 99 perc of this site thinks I believe that Im Hitler*.

And the shit that you do now, I did A LONG time age+ MORE,,,thats why I can afford do do whatever the fuck I want nowadays.

You are welcome.

**jaykay** · 03-13-2010, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by PSARG

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You are rambling....+ I dont give a rats ass, if you and 99 perc of this site thinks I believe that Im Hitler*.

And the shit that you do now, I did A LONG time age+ MORE,,,thats why I can afford do do whatever the fuck I want nowadays.

You are welcome.

99% of this site thinks I believe that I'm Hitler? So you think you are Adolf Hitler? That's nice of you. Hadn't heard this one before.

I'm sure you were just awesome back in the day and are now a self-made, multi-millionaire who spends his days on BB forums, questioning the look on oiled up mens' biceps.

Take your bullshit and GTFO already.

**PSARG** · 03-13-2010, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by jaykay

99% of this site thinks I believe that I'm Hitler? So you think you are Adolf Hitler? That's nice of you. Hadn't heard this one before.

I'm sure you were just awesome back in the day and are now a self-made, multi-millionaire who spends his days on BB forums, questioning the look on oiled up mens' biceps.

Take your bullshit and GTFO already.

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Kid.

You are boring the life out of me.

Go masturbate. Hope it helps.

**jaykay** · 03-13-2010, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by PSARG

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Kid.

You are boring the life out of me.

Go masturbate. Hope it helps.

Old, delusional bb fanboy.

Your attempts at humor and wit are pathetic.

Jump off the nearest bridge you can find.

Thank you in advance.

**chucksm00th** · 03-13-2010, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by hayleym88

March 8th would have been the greatest day in the life of many men, except this was the story of Chris Zimmerman's worst day.
He was stuck working with smoking hot Brazilian bombshell and playboy playmate named Larissa Reis. Before the shoot started, Larissa asked Chris to rub oil all over her nude body. Chris screamed like a little kid and wanted Jerry Beck to do it for him. His excuse was, "I didnt want to get girl cooties on my camera equipment." Jerry Beck was no where to be found, so Chris was stuck with what most men would consider the greatest job EVER! As soon as he finished rubbing every square inch of her body bown he sprinted to the bathroom to wash off his hands, while there he threw his guts up. For the remaining 9 hrs of the shoot he complained that he was nauseous and how touching her tits and ass was, "so gay"..

If this doesn't scream homo..i don't know what does..

She is sooooooooooooo gorgeous

**NYJetsFan80** · 03-13-2010, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by hayleym88

right!! men would give their left nut for that job! maybe even both nuts!

Not both but definitly my left one!

**"Rodz"** · 03-13-2010, 06:53 PM

i would gladly have her "girl cooties" on me lol

**Bob Smith Jr.** · 03-13-2010, 07:22 PM

people are still posting kai stripping photos?? gawd, some people seriously have no lives my god. It's sad really. The guy won 2 arnold classics. It's obvious that arnold and the judges dont give a fuck what the guy did in his past. can anyone say michael irving? fucking maxing out his credit cards on strippers and cocaine, womanizing, etc.........dude made the hall of fame. point is, no one gives a fuck anymore so keep posting kai pics and he'll keep winning shows.

**Mandla** · 03-13-2010, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by hayleym88

March 8th would have been the greatest day in the life of many men, except this was the story of Chris Zimmerman's worst day.
He was stuck working with smoking hot Brazilian bombshell and playboy playmate named Larissa Reis. Before the shoot started, Larissa asked Chris to rub oil all over her nude body. Chris screamed like a little kid and wanted Jerry Beck to do it for him. His excuse was, "I didnt want to get girl cooties on my camera equipment." Jerry Beck was no where to be found, so Chris was stuck with what most men would consider the greatest job EVER! As soon as he finished rubbing every square inch of her body bown he sprinted to the bathroom to wash off his hands, while there he threw his guts up. For the remaining 9 hrs of the shoot he complained that he was nauseous and how touching her tits and ass was, "so gay"..

If this doesn't scream homo..i don't know what does..

Ha! LMFAO!

**machine** · 03-13-2010, 07:43 PM

Awww, thanks Hayley :/

What did I do to deserve this. Ya jealous my mustache is sweeter than yours?

I knew I was in some trouble when Dave suggested I start telling women I was gay so they would feel comfortable to shoot w me! lol

But on the positive side I have been flooded with requests. Just take a look at what Larissa suggested on my Facebook page that we do at the Orlando show! Anyone want to be the oil boy? I seriously hate touching oil then my camera