The NFL thread

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Realist...

Youngsters are always instilling their vast knowledge to the older generation.

America's team wins their opening game.Dak was a little off at first.Witten became Cowboys leading receiver in yardage.

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Zeke with 104.. He should hit 1500 if he stays healthy

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Zeke with 104.. He should hit 1500 if he stays healthy

Yeah the Giants were one of the few teams to shut him down last year so it was good to see him get a 100 yd. game last night.

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Cardinals RB David Johnson has dislocated wrist, surgery likely
Hue Jackson calls out Kenny Britt for key drop in loss to Steelers
Andrew Luck ruled out Week 2
Rams sign Johnny Hekker to two-year extension, $10M guaranteed
Jaguars' Allen Robinson has torn ACL, will miss rest of season
Bears to put WR Kevin White on IR with fractured shoulder blade

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SAINTS??!!?... DAMN, I'M PISSED,.... I'm sorry,.,.. language.

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Need a Defense.. and Brees did not look so hot.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SAINTS??!!?... DAMN, I'M PISSED,.... I'm sorry,.,.. language.

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Cardinals re-sign Chris Johnson after RB David Johnson put on IR
Texans coach Bill O'Brien declines to name Deshaun Watson or Tom Savage Week 2 starter
Brandon Browner charged with felony after arrest in L.A.
With Hurricane Irma gone, Jags say they will host Titans as planned
Steelers coach Mike Tomlin says Le'Veon Bell will get better
Bills sign Jelani Jenkins

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Need a Defense.. and Brees did not look so hot.

.... and better coaching !

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Texans lose Brian Cushing for 10 games after second PEDs violation
Josh Gordon to end treatment soon, hopes for NFL return
Blake Bortles says this is the year he, Jaguars flip the script
Steelers RB Le'Veon Bell: 'Just trying to run the plays that are called'
Dolphins practice in California, await word on Florida home
CFL eliminating fully padded practices during regular season, effective now

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Odell Beckham Jr. practices, says he's dealing with 6-8 week injury (ankle)
Lions fan banned by team after posting racist message
Ravens RB Danny Woodhead put on IR with hamstring injury
Ravens sign Jeremy Langford to replace
NFL could get court ruling on Ezekiel Elliott next week

Bengals @ Texans... Who ya got????

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Kudos to watson on the W Last night.. a great run for a TD helped spark that win.

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Stephen A Smith said some football players can't stay off the weeeeeed, Brian Cushing can't stay off the jjjjjuice.

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Dont'a Hightower, Danny Amendola among 4 Patriots ruled out
Vikings still optimistic that Sam Bradford will play vs. Steelers (Knee)
Bengals fire offensive coordinator Ken Zampese after 0-2 start
Packers' Martellus Bennett fined for defending Aaron Rodgers; Seahawks' Jeremy Lane not fined
Raiders first-round pick Gareon Conley to make NFL debut vs. Jets
Cardinals' John Brown, Mike Iupati out vs. Colts

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No irreparable harm to NFL if Ezekiel Elliott plays during legal battle
Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. questionable vs. Lions with ankle injury
Concerned with Sam Bradford's knee, Vikings promote practice squad QB
Dont'a Hightower, Danny Amendola among 4 Patriots ruled out
Aaron Donald will be on 'pitch count' in first Rams start since holdout

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Watching espn I heard someone threw a "hail mary" and was thinking how this term has become as popular in football as the draw play.I remember in the 1975 playoffs when Captain America the great Roger Stabauch first coined this phrase in football.He threw a 50 some odd yd. touchdown on the last play of the game against Minn. to put the Boys in the Super Bowl and after the game a reporter asked him what he was thinking.Roger being a strong Catholic said "I just said a Hail Mary and threw it as far as I could." Imagine if Roger had been Jewish....would it to this day be called throwing an " Oi vey"