Weird Tales of Da Strongman

[BEAST MODE]

Not exactly sure what I'm looking forward to more...food, sex, or chems. Probably food, then a tie between the other 2.

[robert da strongman]

well the chems will help with the sex

[BEAST MODE]

True...the chick I wanna bang is one of those goodie goodies...like I used to be, only bangs if in a relationship. Now that I couldn't care less about that part, it's gonna be hard to bang her. But I'm gonna keep trying. She's smokin hot...damn hot...real hot.

[robert da strongman]

work it my son....maybe you can get something good out of it. good women are hard to find

[BEAST MODE]

She's a good one, and a dudesis too. Not real slutty, good morals, more mature than most girls my age, even though she's 3 years younger. But like I said...not interested in a relationship. Not now...no way.

[robert da strongman]

work on her and see what happens...ya never know she might be worth a relationship

[BEAST MODE]

True, but I'll likely be to shut off to realize it. All I wanna do is bang.

[robert da strongman]

all you can do is try....

if not find some drunk bar skank and lay some pipe

[BEAST MODE]

LOL Yeah...like that coug you almost bagged the other night?

[robert da strongman]

no she was trying to bag me....uggh!

lucky my bartender saved me

[BEAST MODE]

Too bad you didn't bag the bartender instead.

[robert da strongman]

i was trying....we were talking. i will go in saturday...catch the ND game and talk to her.
probably monday too...Bears and Packers MNF!!

[BEAST MODE]

Will be a good MNF game...I'm not getting my hopes up about the Irish this weekend. Stanford is tough.

[robert da strongman]

yeah it will be...gotta go with DaBears....

the ND game is at home. can't complain too bad. the last 2 were close and the team is far better than they ever were under Weiss

[BEAST MODE]

Well...the offense, yes. I will give them that. Better than they've been since Quinn, Samardzija, Walker, etc. were there. But the defense is still pretty crappy.