What to take to pass a piss test??

[Deadlifter91]

probably should have posted this in the chemical enhancement section but i thought id get quicker replies here.


i know someone who needs to pass a drug test wednesday. the last time he smoked mj was 7 days ago and it was a few blunts. and 7 days for a percocet. heres what i came up with so far 1 gallon of water a day, a mild diuretic like dandelion root, niacin, creatine so creatinine levels arent to low and they suspect something, lots of fiber, vitamin-b complex. what do you think about this, any other suggestions?

[Medium Extreme]

looks good, heavy on the water is the most important. I used to Manage a GNC and people would always return those quick flush drinks saying they didnt work...then again, maybe they just wanted there money back.

lol, I also had a ton of cocaine dealers come in and buy inositol powder. They would lace all their shit with it. That bottle of inositol thay bought for $120 probably made them another 10k.....damn druggies!

[GENESIS]

you could do that. or you could do this.

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[Timbo89]

Q carbo with some creatine and cranberry juice. works every time for me.

[InfinityCrisis6]

Q carbo with some creatine and cranberry juice. works every time for me.

do what this guy said but start it 2 hours before the test only to ensure full masking. also don't wait any more than 5 hours. after that your going to fail. and don't train or cardio a couple of days before the test so you can stop breaking down fat cells. reason being THC resides in the fat cells and if you are in a fat burning state you will release residual THC and that can make you fail.
Good luck and lets hope they end this damn prohibition on a fun plant.

[The Big Sexy]

No, you will get more replies in Chemical Enhancement. That is what this forum is for. Muscle Central is for news related to bodybuilding... not to get you to pass a piss test.

[Deadlifter91]

No, you will get more replies in Chemical Enhancement. That is what this forum is for. Muscle Central is for news related to bodybuilding... not to get you to pass a piss test.

i was asking cause i wanted quick replies because he wanted to get started right away, if i would have posted in the chemical enhancement i dont think i would have got 3 responses in 21 minutes. and its not "to get me past a piss test" i dont smoke marijuana or do anything like that. whats with your attitude lately, seriously?

[retwa]

It all comes down to guzzling down lots of water in order to dilute whatever's in the urine, since a positive test is based on measuring a certain baseline of the substance in parts per million out of the volume of piss. Creatine and a couple pills of vitamin B complex will help to mask the fact that it's really diluted, but they could also check for other biomarkers.

[data]

Hey bro I use to work in the oil patch and we all drank our faces off and did lots of drugs. Basically what I use to do is drink about 2L of water and 2L of Gatorade the morning of the test. Make sure you piss a lot before the test so your urine is dilute. An hour before the piss test take some vitamins and creatine so when they test the specific gravity of your urine its higher (which tells them its not diluted). I use to drink the water first and the Gatorade after the water since the sugars increase your insulin levels stopping fat burning so you're not going to reduce drugs in your circulatory system. Worked for me every time and I even smoked weed the day before a test. When you piss in the cup make sure its a mid stream sample and not the first piss that comes out. Basically they just used a dipstick test which passed every time but if they did an actual lab GC/MS test I probably would have been fucked.

[Timbo89]

No, you will get more replies in Chemical Enhancement. That is what this forum is for. Muscle Central is for news related to bodybuilding... not to get you to pass a piss test.

really, is that what you would clal all the lindsey lohan or jersey shore posts?

[Hit-Girl]

Your first morning pee is the strongest, so do that at home. Not even sure why I know this lol

[newgoal300]

you could do that. or you could do this.

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yep these work! not cheap but works

[s2h]

get the whizinator...like the nfl guys use........

[supbro!]

Do your best Fred Sanford imitation and fake a heart attack and insist they rush you to the hospital!

[ibt]

Do your best Fred Sanford imitation and fake a heart attack and insist they rush you to the hospital!

yeah good thinking so they can take a blood sample and test you for everything under the sun....