IronMagLabs "January" Contest

**The Neck** · 01-30-2011, 09:12 AM

Guy goes to a bar to kill some time. As he sips his beer he notices a large jar full of ten dollar bills on the bar. He asks the bartender what it's all about.
Bartender says "I have a contest going on. Put your ten bucks in, if you win, all that money's yours. I can't tell you what it is til you put your money in though."
Guy says "Count me in!" throws his $10 in.
Bartender says "Ok, three things. One: see that fifth of tequila? You gotta slam that without making a face. Two: I have a pitbull outside the back door with a bad tooth, I'm gonna need you to pull it for me. Three: There's an old woman who lives upstairs and she's never experienced a man before, you'll have to go up there and take care of her."

Guy says "no way in hell, you can keep my $10."
Well after a few more drinks he gets to thinking of what he could do with all that money and he decides screw it, he's in!

He asks the bartender for the tequila, slams the whole bottle with no emotion on his face. Then he says "Now show me to that dam dog!" Goes out the back door, door shuts. Suddenly there's a lot of commotion, a dog yelping and barking, things slamming around, and then dead silence. After a minute, the guy stumbles back through the back door and says "ALRIGHT, NOW SHOW ME TO THAT WOMAN WITH THE BAD TOOTH!!!"

Winner will be announced 7PM CST, tomorrow night!!

**The Neck** · 01-31-2011, 07:35 AM

Today is the last day!!

**The Neck** · 01-31-2011, 08:08 PM

Your "IronMagLabs" January Winner is "jim". The actual number generated was 315 & jim was closest with 322. Congratulations, PM me with your info & be sure to give us some feedback on these products!!

Please give a shoutout to IronMagLabs for allowing me to do these contests!!!!! February Contest will start tomorrow evening!!

www.IronMagLabs.com

**FitnBuf** · 02-01-2011, 12:42 AM

Congrats "jim"

Thanks for doing this...it was fun to read all the joke people would post!

**The Neck** · 02-01-2011, 07:00 AM

BUMP "jim"

**The Neck** · 02-02-2011, 08:57 AM

Will have February Contest up tonight.

**The Neck** · 02-02-2011, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by The Neck

Your "IronMagLabs" January Winner is "jim". The actual number generated was 315 & jim was closest with 322. Congratulations, PM me with your info & be sure to give us some feedback on these products!!

Please give a shoutout to IronMagLabs for allowing me to do these contests!!!!! February Contest will start tomorrow evening!!

www.IronMagLabs.com

Oh jim where are you??