How to pass my urine test??

**kratos47** · 03-01-2011, 05:23 PM

Well I decided to ask this hear because I tend to see the most intelligent people in this section so hopefully it doesnt get removed. I have a drug test within the next couple days and i have been smoking weed regurally up to this point. I've read a few different things. But can i really dilute my piss in the next day or so enough to pass the test or do i need to get some clean pee to strap to my taint?

**lilhawk1** · 03-01-2011, 05:28 PM

Are you being observed? If so, an absolute sure fire way to pass would be to catheterize yourself and put clean urine in your bladder. Its painful, but I guarantee you will pass.

**kratos47** · 03-01-2011, 05:36 PM

22g?

**ritch** · 03-01-2011, 05:38 PM

Weed takes many weeks if not months to get out of your system if you smoke every day. If you smoked just once, it would take about 3 weeks. This is what the lady on the phone told me when I was asking if I would be a good candidate for a med trial I did for $1200, lol...

**kratos47** · 03-01-2011, 05:41 PM

I understand that part. From what i understand it gets stored in your fat cells. But is there a way of maybe masking it?

**ritch** · 03-01-2011, 05:44 PM

But... Apparantly and don't hold me responsible if it dosen't work... Those drinks they sell in the weed shops that are supposed to make you pass a piss test do work! I know a guy who had a friend (I know real solid story, lol) who took one to get his job at the casino. They're very strict about these kind of things. But all that's really in those drinks are high doses of b-vitamins and creatine. In case you're broke, I would be taking 25mg of b-vitamins at least 3 times a day and 15 grams of creatine per day. I'm sure that's more than what's in the commerical product they sell.

**kratos47** · 03-01-2011, 06:04 PM

So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.

**dsyndrome** · 03-01-2011, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by lilhawk1

Are you being observed? If so, an absolute sure fire way to pass would be to catheterize yourself and put clean urine in your bladder. Its painful, but I guarantee you will pass.

Someone elses pee, are you fucking kidding me? That is some dirty ass shit right there.

**dsyndrome** · 03-01-2011, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by kratos47

So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.

I am a drug and alcohol counselor, yes I know, kind of odd that I love AAS

and yet work with dope feinds all day long. I can tell you this, if it is a drug test from work, they are a lot different (CHEAPER) than ones administered by PO's and treatment facilities, so if it is for work, most likely will it not only not be observed, and it will not detect a kit that helps clean your urine, however, if it is with legal agencies, then it is observed and if you alter it, it will be dilute which is the same as a failed test.

**shorty9** · 03-01-2011, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by kratos47

So far my plan is to dilute my kidneys with so much water the day of the test that hopefully the thc will be very minimal in detection. then im going to use the b vitamins to add color back in my pee. But i'm not 100% on this so hopefully someone can post who has had some real life experience with this if i'm mistaken.

you can drink a shit ton of water and hope that you are able to dilute it enough so that levels are below threshold that will show up on a test....The other thing I have heard...and actually seen friends do and pass.... was to add a couple drops of bleach to a jug of water and drink that down during the 24hrs preceeding the test. I cant remember exactly, but thought it masks it so that doesnt show up on test, but I cant remember 100% what exactly it does to cover your tracks. I personally havent been in a situation where this was necesarry, but a good friend of mine has plenty of times and swears by it.... thats the best Ive got for you off the top of my head. Good luck with that bro.

ps is this for employment, probation, parole...what?

**shorty9** · 03-01-2011, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by dsyndrome

I am a drug and alcohol counselor, yes I know, kind of odd that I love AAS

and yet work with dope feinds all day long. I can tell you this, if it is a drug test from work, they are a lot different (CHEAPER) than ones administered by PO's and treatment facilities, so if it is for work, most likely will it not only not be observed, and it will not detect a kit that helps clean your urine, however, if it is with legal agencies, then it is observed and if you alter it, it will be dilute which is the same as a failed test.

I know this to be true. Depends on the reason for testing, but some can show masking agents which is a failed test. and some if you dilute, even if its by drinking water, can show that you altered which equates to a failed test. So I guess alot depends on why you are taking the test.

**ritch** · 03-01-2011, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by shorty9

you can drink a shit ton of water and hope that you are able to dilute it enough so that levels are below threshold that will show up on a test....The other thing I have heard...and actually seen friends do and pass.... was to add a couple drops of bleach to a jug of water and drink that down during the 24hrs preceeding the test. I cant remember exactly, but thought it masks it so that doesnt show up on test, but I cant remember 100% what exactly it does to cover your tracks. I personally havent been in a situation where this was necesarry, but a good friend of mine has plenty of times and swears by it.... thats the best Ive got for you off the top of my head. Good luck with that bro.

ps is this for employment, probation, parole...what?

That sounds crazy! But if it works...

**The Big Sexy** · 03-01-2011, 11:34 PM

Believe it or not. I've never failed a drug test for any recreational drugs. I've never taken a polygraph... but I've passed every piss test with flying colors. I have passed one where I smoked the previous afternoon.

None were for legal agencies - just work.

**shorty9** · 03-01-2011, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by The Big Sexy

Believe it or not. I've never failed a drug test for any recreational drugs. I've never taken a polygraph... but I've passed every piss test with flying colors. I have passed one where I smoked the previous afternoon.

None were for legal agencies - just work.

well share ur secret bro! howd u pass the one after smoking previous afternoon?

**shorty9** · 03-01-2011, 11:45 PM

It was with 1 of those fake dick belts wasnt it?! You know what Im talking about, the ones with the bladder for clean piss attatched..... I fucking knew it.