The ideal female: Laura Michelle Prestin

[Curt James]

[Freakzilla]

^^^omg hahahaha!!!!!

[Schmidy]

lips are sealed lol!!

[Amazon Lover]

They'd die if I told them 1% of the stories I know. Lol...
(I mean in general... Not about her. I only have one about her, but I'm not telling! And you don't either!)

What's the big secret, that she was a man?

[Curt James]

If she was a man they did an unbelievably wonderful job. Kudos to the surgical team.

[Baldiewonkanobi]

Bad nose, plastic tits, poor eye makeup....other wise NICE.


Baldie

[ManimalPatB]

lips are sealed lol!!

Un seal those mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ManimalPatB]

She's a BAD bitch...even though she looks like a high maintenance bitch and what not. I'd still do EVERY dirty thing she'd ask of me

[beefyfan]

So true. That's why I hit on women at Lane Bryant and Weight Watchers. When I'm really horny I go to a soup kitchen or the local bar where all the handicapped women chill. Fuck dealing with insecurity when you can have confidence and 4 lbs of muff.

Too bad this guys banned. This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read.

[Friendly Milkshake]

the ideal woman is the one who doesn't back talk and limits her penis intake to 1 one person solely.

[pd]

but someone, somewhere..... has dumped her ass for one reason or another.

Exactly!!! Right on Bryan!

[pd]

Laura Michelle Prestin is driven, and you can see it in that bod and even her mini story about her implants here http://www.edelsteincosmetic.com/stories/miss-prestin.php Only a real man can handle her if you don't mind HIGH MAINTENANCE.

I took the bait and read the interview...The last line about her implants sums her up..
"It brings out the better you"..
WOW... Sorry it took implants to do that. Doesn't say much about the rest of her.

[WhySoSlutty?]

What's up Bros?

Ya know I was on this internet thing searching for 'athletic girls' 'crossfit ladies' needed to empty out said ball sac when I came across this thread.

This is what I heard back in 2011 about the lovely Miss Prestin,

1. she was turned down for sex by a friend of a Gaspari Rep
2. at a Gaspari after party a few guys ran a train on her
3. she likes to party mainly coke could explain why she looks 35+

She had a bf at the time Med student at MAC. Holla!

Always funny reading her twitter and fans blowing up her ego. Some of my fav Prestin quotes.

I don't hook up with randoms

quality over quantity

I don't believe in one night stands

I hate fake people just be real and happy with yourself and what you got

Oh how about a Q&A?

Q: what sterotypes to you hate about the fitness/bodybuilding industry?

Prestin: that all models are stupid, sluts and whores

See ya around Bros.

[NocoBB3203]

but someone, somewhere..... has dumped her ass for one reason or another.

I heard a qoute once "For every hot girl there is some guy who is tired of fucking her" lol

[BBBD45]

lips are sealed lol!!

Enough is enough! Unseal yo lips!

I gots me bellend in my hand ready and waiting to explode!