I'm heartworm safe for 30 days!!!!

[KrisLynn]

Has anything like this happen to you????

1) You FINISH your shower and realize your sports bra is still on

2) Open up your doggies Heartworm pills and the one your to toss in his bowl goes missing... (uh... swalla !!!)

3) The waterworks kick in and won't stop....ONLY because... um... well just because!!!! WTH?????

So Can anyone relate????

[PFEPerformance]

Oh yea! lol Mental overload for sure....I get worse close to comps! Between low carbs, irratic sleep, and STRESS....... "Stupid" kicks in!
Get to work and have on two different color socks
Got to bathroom and boy shorts are on backwards
Pack lunch and walk out the door without it
Walk in a room and forget WTF u r in there for....walk out....remember...go back and WTF? LMAO!
Wonder on your way too work what you left plugged in or turned on
Get home from work and garage door standing wide open because you forgot to close it
Sort your vitamins out for next day and bedtime...mix a stim in with your bedtime vits...lay awake starring at the ceiling the rest of the night............
UGH................... I'm with ya sista! We could go all day with this stuff! LOL

[cook]

not really

[Dre23]

The bra thing I know all too well...

[KrisLynn]

Oh yea! lol Mental overload for sure....I get worse close to comps! Between low carbs, irratic sleep, and STRESS....... "Stupid" kicks in!
Get to work and have on two different color socks
Got to bathroom and boy shorts are on backwards
Pack lunch and walk out the door without it
Walk in a room and forget WTF u r in there for....walk out....remember...go back and WTF? LMAO!
Wonder on your way too work what you left plugged in or turned on
Get home from work and garage door standing wide open because you forgot to close it
Sort your vitamins out for next day and bedtime...mix a stim in with your bedtime vits...lay awake starring at the ceiling the rest of the night............
UGH................... I'm with ya sista! We could go all day with this stuff! LOL

LMAO.. Yep have had all those but the last (the heartworm med instead) happen... I sure thought my Ass had grown the day I wore my boyshort backwards... OMG!!

Oh good Times!!

[KrisLynn]

Another is... throwing things away 1, 2, 3x before it FINALLY FREAKIN lands in the Trash Can!!!

And either I have become faster or my cat and dog have become really slow and lazy... but they are ALWAYS in my path!!!! UGH...
Move it Bitches!!!

[KrisLynn]

Jumped out of my car today, it was still running and in drive!!!!

Im starting to annoy myself! LOL...

[shankuan]

DWL!! KrisLyn you are cracking me up! But I can commiserate with the shorts on backwards thing. 2 weeks ago I wore my blouse to work wrong sided (inside out) and didn't notice until my bf pointed out 2 hours before work ended!

but I got a few for ya:

1) Parking your car in one lot for the day then at the end of the day you walk past your car, and even saying to yourself "that looks like my car" but STILL go to another parking lot LOOKING for the same damn car.
2) making breakfast and trying to get ready at the same time, you spray pam under your arm pits thinking its your deodorant spray.
3) how about getting dressed for work and putting on a pair of shoes but each one a different color!
4) you're gym bag is packed, you prep breakfast and meals for the day and wake up the next morning grab everything and head to the gym, only to realize AFTER you get to the gym parking lot that you're STILL in your sleep clothes with your sneakers on!

girl..I could go on...and it ain't even PREP time yet! so can you imagine when knee deep in a prep?? DWL!!! I'm quite happy to see I'm not the only nutty around here .

[KrisLynn]

I'm not the only nutty around here . [/QUOTE]

LMFAO..... Woman your a Mighty Fine Hot Mess.... lol.. that was some funny stuff!!!! To have a camera follow you would be classic!!

[sam]

no joke, as i read this very thread, i got a call from a friend. the contest promoter called her to say she hadn't signed the check she sent in for her entry fee. she sent off a SECOND check a couple days later. guess what? contest promoter just called her again...she forgot the sign the second check as well lol.