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    Default Schmoe Mail

    How do you know he's a schmoe?

    If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

    Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

    Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


    Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

    " Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

    2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

    3- how old are you and where you from"

    Nice try.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyMuscle View Post
    How do you know he's a schmoe?

    If he asks you what you bench or curl, he's probably a schmoe.

    Does he aks you what your height, weight, biceps measure, he's probably a schmoe.

    Does he ask if you if you want to wrestle, arm wrestle, etc, he's probably a schmoe.


    Schmoes come up with some of the most original angles. Here's a good one I just received today.

    " Hi im a movie producer from Montreal that looking for a muscular girl for a role and the contract its about 5000$ for the movie. give me a contact number to give you more info.

    2- can you tell me your bicep and calves size

    3- how old are you and where you from"

    Nice try.
    What a werdio........................btw how big are quads and can you give us your best ronnie coleman glutezilla pose. And I don't mean that in a schmoeish way.

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    hey atleast he TRIED an angle i get the what is your bi measurement how big do you want to get and do you think you could make me unconscious by leg locking my head..

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    Oh I get lots of those as well but every once in awhile you get one who comes up with a novel angle.

    I also had a guy for a long time who pestered me for paypal info because he wanted to finance my training, etc. He claimed he knew a future Ms Olympia when he saw one. LMAO!!!!
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    fuck that take his money lol

    i accidently went on a date with a schmoe.. oh when i realized.. i was NOT a happy person.. he asked on 6 or 7 separate occasions in 2 hours if he could touch my arms.. if he even knew how close he was to having my elbow "touch" his face he would have run lol

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    Nah..that's the thing...he would have expected something in return for his monetary support.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    thats why you dont give him your address or phone number.. jk but god damn people are creepy arent they?

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    SO what do you lady's bench?

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    Nothing exciting. 143 on my new max-ot plan. Ask BBB, I'm sure she benches twice that.
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    143kg. that's pretty good.

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    65 kg...143 pounds
    You guys with the huge sponsor ads in your signatures make reading the forums annoying.

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    how can you tell if SHE is a schmoe???

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    I always get, How big do you want to get, what do I bench, Do I do wrestling sessions, Can I crush or bend something. I get those every day

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarhead View Post
    how can you tell if SHE is a schmoe???

    If you get felt up for no reason at all, even by complete strangers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1fitchic View Post
    I always get, How big do you want to get, what do I bench, Do I do wrestling sessions, Can I crush or bend something. I get those every day
    LOL. Just today I got (and sadly this is verbatim) "Alli, I from Spain, make you to lift and carry? Shoulder me male like to be carry here."

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