Strange things at the grocery store

[calpoly]

I have had people follow me around in the supermarket before, trying to see what is in my trolley, mostly middle aged women haha.

Funniest thing i have ever had said to me was at work, I drive passenger trains here in Sydney, and im walking down the platform, the trains pulling out, and this guy hangs his head out and says "what are the paying you with here, steroids" , I had to laugh, I yelled back, "no they pay me with money, which I exchange for steroids"

I live with 5 other NCAA wrestlers and we're all on the same costco bill. I do the shopping since theyre lazy as fuck and I write their diet. Upon checking out my cart consisted of:

30lbs Chicken
30lbs Flank steak
(5) 5 dozen egg racks
(5) boxes of whites
Box oats
10 gallons of milk

I go to check out, and I was wearing a low cut tank, and the cashier who was this 250lb+ female asked if I worked out and this local gym, which I did. She said wow you look "muscularly", and I see you got your protein. I once tried to lose some weight, but its hard cause I eat about 3 slabs of the costco cheese bread a day, and the gym takes like 5 minutes to drive to. lol

[ManimalPatB]

I was once buying a TON of tuna and eggs and the lady behind me asked me if I was having a party.

I was like, ummm no? Why?

Because it looks like you're making lots of Tuna Salad


I just shook my head

[Chong Li]

lots of ego in this thread. get over yourselves

[~Maz~]

lots of ego in this thread. get over yourselves

Fun thread, list some funny/strange things that happen to you at the grocery story due to your bodybuilder lifestyles.

~ Jealous much?? Geeze, you have something about fun Chong Li?? ~

[retwa]

lots of ego in this thread. get over yourselves

lots of jealousy in this post...lighten up!

[Matt Meinrod]

Arnold said something great to the effect of, "I use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd street"

[kratos47]

The simplest and dumbest question/statement I've heard lately was "Woww Mr. health guy i see, How come you eat so much healthy stuff? Do you think your fat? because your not, you could get away with all the bad food you want. Not like me though, I'm a little over weight so i have to watch what i eat for now. Ill lose the weight fast though then i can get back to eating some yummy food again." And this was from the verrry overweight cashier at the grocery store. I couldn't make this shit up. And i could come up to say was, Oh Yeah? then nodded my head and walked away.

[calpoly]

lots of ego in this thread. get over yourselves

Ok Ching Chong

[Matt Meinrod]

no one ever says shit to me. i feel so left out. i guess i will have to start shopping in spandex like the rest of you guys.

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[OneWideBack]

The best comment I ever got was:

"Wow dude, I thought the vikings were a myth, that is, until I saw you!"

Then I grabbed my war axe and jumped aboard my ship and set sail!

[Spacey]

The best comment I ever got was:

"Wow dude, I thought the vikings were a myth, that is, until I saw you!"

Then I grabbed my war axe and jumped aboard my ship and set sail!

I have a feeling that was meant as a compliment. But your post is still hilarious!

Ok Ching Chong

Right on! Racist comebacks are' like, so cool!

[Chong Li]

Ok Ching Chong

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