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04-25-2012, 03:56 AM #1
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~ Think the girls will like this ... ~
~ Men ... Gotta love them or murder them!! ~
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'Green Bay Packers.'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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04-25-2012, 08:39 AM #2
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04-25-2012, 10:56 AM #3
LOL!!! Funny stuff!
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04-25-2012, 11:06 PM #4
Funny!
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05-29-2012, 06:15 AM #5
Lol
Yes I did inject my sack to win free shit.
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06-10-2012, 11:05 AM #6
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Good stuff! Lol!
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08-18-2012, 04:16 PM #7
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Ha Ha!! Funny, and surprisingly most of it is true stuff!
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05-01-2013, 10:53 PM #8
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06-27-2013, 07:57 PM #9
that is too funny!!!!! i think it fits all the truly married husbands and wivies
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