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    Default Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

    Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

    The Huffington Post | By Andy Campbell Posted: 06/15/2012 9:57 am Updated: 06/15/2012 1:45 pm




    The squid was partially cooked -- of course it was hot and bothered.


    A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.


    The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.


    Doctors found that the squid had left "twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms" in the mucous membranes of her tongue and
    cheek.

    Indeed, the woman's mouth had been essentially inseminated.


    Researchers think that the squid's sperm bags came out while the woman chewed her food. Squids have "sperm bags," which are ejaculatory apparatuses that attach themselves to a female's body before slowly secreting sperm, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.


    It's not the first time a squid has tried to fertilize a human mouth. There have been several incidents in Japan where people have complained of oral stings by their food, the news site reported.
    When consuming raw squid, diners should remove their internal organs, or boil the tasty treat long enough to kill its sperm bags, researchers warned.


    The research was published by the American Society of Parasitologists in the Journal of Parasitology.

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    pretty sure id kill myself if a squid busted one in my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSMUSCL81 View Post
    pretty sure id kill myself if a squid busted one in my mouth
    Relax man it won't turn you gay. I'm sure you aren't the squids 'type'?


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    Mmmmmm squid jizzzzz!!

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    My wife used to let me fertilize in her mouth, not so much any more though.....
    Last edited by nsp; 06-16-2012 at 07:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsp View Post
    My wife used to let me fertilize in her mouth, not so much any more though.....
    Maybe it's because of the "pricking and foreign body" sensation.....

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    Last edited by Aditya; 06-16-2012 at 09:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsp View Post
    My wife used to let me fertilize in her mouth, not so much any more though.....
    since you got married right? all part of the hypnotic trance the demon women put on you that all your friends try to warn you about...

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    WOW, about she is around parent. Lol.

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    japanese dudes who like tenticle porn, are jerking to this story like no other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe d View Post
    since you got married right? all part of the hypnotic trance the demon women put on you that all your friends try to warn you about...
    Yea I guess it's true what they say, women always smile while walking down the aisle because they know they've given their last blow job....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsp View Post
    Yea I guess it's true what they say, women always smile while walking down the aisle because they know they've given their last blow job....
    Now that is hilarious.

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    So this Asian lady didn't swallow?? Well that's a first...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre Maurice View Post
    So this Asian lady didn't swallow?? Well that's a first...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyu2jAD6sdo

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    Facial!!!

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