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02-14-2009, 01:06 AM #1
Urgent news!!! Congress issues.....
URGENT NEWS!!!!! Congress has issued a new list of banned preformance enhancement substances and methods:
Sleep
Cafeine
Gatorade
Poweraid
Energy Drinks
Pep Talks
Sex
Viagra
Running Shoes
Basketball Shoes
Teams
Extra Carbs/Protiens and such
Coaches
Practice
Cheerleaders
Fans
More than 1 gallon of water
There is surely more to come!! Stock up now!! Dont order off the internet!! Just stay on your couch and watch Oprah!!
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02-14-2009, 01:09 AM #2
Yes! finally a sport im good at!
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02-14-2009, 01:10 AM #3
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lmao
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02-14-2009, 01:22 AM #4
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02-14-2009, 01:52 AM #5
how about repeated breathing? I've been taking a couple extra breaths at the gym for the last couple weeks and I feel pumped? Holy shit! Am I not a natural anymore!!??!?!
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02-14-2009, 01:58 AM #6
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02-14-2009, 02:07 AM #7
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02-14-2009, 08:38 AM #8
Good shit. You hit the nail on the head.
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02-14-2009, 01:56 PM #9
Hope ESPN is safe..........
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02-14-2009, 01:58 PM #10
whats next a billion dolar bailout for FAST FOOD? how about a new study indicating that TRANS FAT is good for ya!
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02-14-2009, 02:15 PM #11
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02-14-2009, 02:26 PM #12
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02-14-2009, 03:23 PM #13
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02-14-2009, 03:32 PM #14
Good post ... i laughed very hard.
However, I am now curious about the above sister.
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02-14-2009, 03:35 PM #15
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lmfao
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